I was recently in NO for...

I was recently in NO for a business trip and happened to stay right near Rick's. I wasn't planning to hit a strip club, but as I walked by Rick's, I noticed something unusual. Whereas most of the clubs have a greasy looking duded standing out front encouraging patrons to come inside, but no actual view of inside, Rick's took a different approach. Standing (perhaps I should say gyrating) on the stairs in plain view thru the front glass was one of the hottest blondes I've ever seen. So I figured, what the hell.

Paid the $15 cover (ouch!) and made my way inside. It's a great layout with tons of room. Waitresses were friendly (look for Donna) and attentive, beers was cold, but again expensive. I took in the numerous dancers on stage for a while. But for the most part they gave me little attention for the dollars I was handing out. Girls were awesome looking. Several 10s and nothing lower than a 7 on my scale.

Sadly, most of these beautiful women seemed incapable of having any sort of conversation past "wanna dance?" When I finally took a lovely young blonde (Selma) up on her offer, it was somewhat less than I'd hoped for. She was undoubtedly beautiful, but seemed very distracted and at one point actually paused mid-dance to open her purse and take a pill. She told me it was aspirin for an ankle she turned on stage, but I kinda thought it was probably something more potent.