Reviews

This club was a bit difficult to get to with the construction and exit closures on the freeway, but worth the confusion. It's a converted warehouse, very open with the feel of a drafty…

If this is the "best" lap dance club in Maryland, then Maryland is a club wasteland. I suppose this club is as good as any others I have seen in the area (including McDoogals,…

people who refer to this club as "upscale" have got to be out of their mind. the clientele seemed to me to be entirely redneck, cowboy types or shifty, raincoaters. while some of the girls…

I frequent this club (not so much recently) and generally like it best of all the NYC clubs. I just wanted to correct a few innacuracies from some posts below and add a little…

Correction for LoserBoy - You can bring alcohol other than beer as BYOB. I bring bourbon all the time, and see lots of vodka, etc. If you want excellent grindage, try some of…

I agree with Loserboy about that Brazilian girl. If I am thinking of the same one, she has a great body and gives a good dance but I like a little variety. If…

Upon entering this club, my first thought was, "Wow. Where do all these fat chicks get the confidence to dance naked?" The club itself is clean and not too skanky. The cover was $20,…

Frenchies is located in an alley close to Deja Vu. Its a sketchy neighborhood, so be sure to get your cabbie's business card so you can call later for a pickup. I was glad…

CHLOE CHLOE CHLOE is the best thing going today or I should say last weekend Al's is always a fabulous time from beginning to end Resonable drink prices make it wonderful for us city folk from…

was in a few days ago nad a good time, Wasn't my best trip there, but it was still better than most. A pretty little black girl spent some time with me and gave a…

Love this place. I stayed until close for the first time and had a blast. Penelope and Brandy really rocked my world. The conversation was weak, but the laps were amazing!…

This is a pretty nice club, with serious ymmv among the dancers. I visited during a weekday afternoon. There is a parking valet ($4.75, friendly & professional), and a $5 cover. The…

I was here on a Thursday night solo during some business traveling. I gave the doorman a $10 and asked him to send someone fun my way. For that I got a shitty…

check this place out based on a stripper there(fox) thats on aol, but she wasnt there and the other ladies that was there at least to me where less than average to down right…

I visited this place again on a Thursday. They have some really pretty girls here, but the girl-to-guy ratio isn't very good. Summer is a beautiful blonde and very nice..probably the hottest girl in…

nice joint, costa rica as a whole is nice especalliy the DEL RAY, heres the lowdown money wise on Elite 3500 C to get in, and the price includes 2 beers. 2200 C extra gets you…

was there on a sat night. wasn't too busy, some of the girls were decent, others were really, really ugly. Did get a couple of dances w/ one girl, redhead, got a little…

As soon as i walk in the club i smelled old you know what and surprisingly enough it came from some dancer named "SEXY" and her Sister!I supossed they never got taught by moms how…

The club had a nice atmosphere. Although it was a rather small club I still enjoyed myself. The girls were polite and knew a little something about dancing. Some of the girls where somewhat small…

I used to love this place; but next time in the City by the Bay, I'll skip it. As others have written, the club is full of hot women, in a wide variety. There are…

stopped by Crazy Rock. GREAT place to sit and view the constant stream of ladies making their way across the stage. Never experienced or seen much grindage but people are friendly, drinks are very…

this is a juice bar, girls get naked on stage, and offer $30 one song "private dances" in private rooms with chairs and $140 ($40 to the house, $100 to the babe) "private shows" in…

walked in here after buying a drink at sugar shack next door. the 2 clubs are in the same complex and have the same ownership. you are free to buy a drink in one and…

This club has a great manager. He is good to the girls and fair to the customers. All you had to do was tell the girl that no number of dances add up…

This place was totally packed when I went on a weekend. I could hardly find a place to sit. It seemed like there were not enough dancers or wait staff to accomodate all…

I made several visits to Miss Kitty's recently. It is near the I-64, across the street from Larry Flynt's club. The girls are not as good looking as Larry's, but they are a…

Stopped by around 3pm today. Club had roughly 5 dancers for the afternoon shift. All were white and probably in the 5-6 range in terms of looks. Dancers and staff were friendly,…

Stopped in one evening after visiting some of the other clubs in the area. I was interested because of an ad in the local paper. The club was a little off the highway but not…

This club is what Chicago has needed for a long time!!! I had an excellent time there dancing with many beautiful women. The staff was very professional and polite. What a great…

I checked this club out again on my last trip to Minniapolis on Thursday night the 20th. Big improvement from a couple of years ago when the only dances were way too heavy.…

Stopped by sassy's twice on a recent trip to portland. enjoyed it more than the last time. still the same deal, a local's (and relatively blue collar) tavern with cheep beer and girls dancing 3…

Went on a Monday night arrived around 7:00 and was the second customer in the club not a very good sign. The club is a dump there are 4 stages and a "shower"…

The building looks run down, the restroom is dirty, there's no DJ, and the place looks like a hole-in-the-wall; but if you are looking for outstanding lap dances, this is the only place to go…

Not a bad club for Colorado at all. There's a cover charge, and $5 to enter VIP areas. No alcohol, and $7 soft drinks. Stage dances are nude, lap dances are topless.…

This club is disgusting. I could see better girls if I went to the homless shelter. $15 cover is like highway robbery. Don't waste your time you are better off going downtown…

Had been awhile, several months, since visiting the CP. They have really tried to clean the place up. It looks much better and I like the layout much better than the old.…

OK so I called this club by the wrong name in my review of Choice. Sorry guys. Good looking women at Marti Grau, nononono Deva Vu. But I have the same complaint…

In town for business and this just happened to be one of the best clubs I've ever been to. The evening started off very slow (around 9:00) with only the top stage open, but…

Stopped by today around 3 pm. The doorman lied to me and told me that they had "All kinds of girls." Fortunately, I did pay but instead walked in to find one overweight…

Not really my cup of tea. no black dancers in the last year. No real contact allowed in privates or not. There is a full bar with decent prices for a club. This is definitely…

A solid 9! ... for Chicagoland. Seemed to be about 12 or so dancers at midnight on Mon. night. Was rapidyly approached by Mia, who said I had to be her dance…

The layout is very nice. It is a 3-story building with the dancers area on the 3rd floor. The second floor is for private dances and sometimes a burlesque show. On the first floor there…

i have been a patron of the dollhouse for more than 5 years, at it's current location, and at the previous location. i have found that the service is very nice, the waitresses are polite,…

A real "locals" kind of feel in this club. Nothing high-class about it, just some beer, pool tables and topless women (the pasties thing is a little strange, but compared to NJ it's a…

Went there on a Saturday night. Only 3 dancers, a few patrons. Guess this place only has some life on $10 Tuesday nights...the place is generally clean, and girls are reasonably ok-looking. Definitely not up…

Fantastic club, once you get to know the girls, many will be very friendly. Management seems ok, just follow the normal rules, check the dance count if you are getting private dances, and don't…

This club is average in the sense that part of it was terrible and parts fabulous. The layout had two stages and one bar in the main area and one small stage and a bar…

This is a basically friendly neighborhood club that thrives on its regulars. Not too much action, and most of the women are not of high caliber. The day crew seems friendlier than the…

Went there with my buddy a few weeks ago and I have to say that this club rivals Cheetahs as my favorite in Vegas. We went on a Monday night, so it doesn't have…

Save for being smoke free and having decent bar service, this club has no redeeming value. Pass on trying and go to Phila or hit the Playhouse.

When to Baby Dolls on my most recent business trip. Had great expectations based on previous stories and was not disappointed. Girls are unbelieveable and boy did my money go far. Was able to get…

This is one of the best value strip clubs in the country. There's not a better all around value unless you go to Canada, where the exchange rate makes for some cheap dances. The look…

Being in town for business again I found some open time around lunch and decided to try OG instaed of fighting the crowds at night. Very quiet, but all of the ladies were friendly…

I stopped here on a Monday Afternoon recently. I was disappointed that they only had 1 girl dancing. They told me that more were on the way. The dancer was nice, friendly, got totally nude…

I came back here after about a year and I found that there have been some good changes, but some of my favorite dancers have left. Still it is a good club.

Surprisingly good. There is a general unspoken block rule that you avoid the downstairs clubs, especially during day shift. I was about to head to my car and give up on the block for…

I stopped here for lunch on a Monday last week. It's a private club, so you either have to join at the door by giving your name, or they look up your name on their…

If you want mileage, and I do mean mileage, go no further than Sheri's Cabaret, it's the next best thing to the ranch. The girls get down and dirty and will give you the hottest…

I used up about a month of back vacation time and, since this place is close to home, stopped in about a half dozen times from about a week before Christmas until the middle of…

I suppose every club has to have one--that one girl that has to rip you off, whatever she is making it is never enough. If you blink and don't cover all of your…

Went on a Sunday afternoon around 4. Four dancers, got $20 laps from three of them: Marilyn, Mia, Sierra. Marilyn is voluptuous, as mentioned below. Mia is rather tall, average body. Sierra is a tiny…

Visited the newly remodeled Gold Club at Summer and White Station last Fiday night and all I can say is "WoW!". The place definately improved since last time I was there. There are now private…

this is the worst run club in the western new york area. the management is of the lowest class.although this at one time was a fun and livly place to spend time.the new management has…

Very clean, with very attractive dancers. It's pretty open to couples, and the m/f mix was about 70/30, so it's not a complete sausage-fest. The dancers themselves are a good mix of natural…

This club was very classy and clean. I have never been there before and am wondering why the owners don't advertise more so more clients arrive. The club was very large with two…

Very cool club. girls r dressed very well and they even have a really hot girl that comes in to dress these fine ladies... I think she was a cheerleader in Miami at one…

This is a fun but expensive club. Big variety of girls, really something for almost any taste, but NOT for any budget. At night, it's $20 to get in, $3 to check your coat (and…

Add to my previous comment, my husband and I really enjoy this club!!! The cover and price of the dances are very fair for what you get!!! This club is a definite must go for…

This place is always a good time. Both day and night shifts have a variety of girls, something for every taste. It's in pretty bad shape and the VIP chairs are plastic lawn chairs but…

I've always liked this club alot. Girls r well dressed and they even have their own boutique upstairs for the girls to shop for clothes, thongs, jewelry, shoes etc... i wish they would bring…

I had a quick trip to Miami, but booked a later leaving flight just so I could spend a few hours at Tootsies. Hadn't been there in a year, and nothing much has changed.…

This is a great club! Got a chance to visit twice. Once during the day, wow there were a lot of dancers. Most range from 5 to 7's. At night the selection…

I decided to rate this one as high as I did because of the VIP dances. Sure you have to pay $5 every time you go with a different girl, but they get in…

The bartender is one of the hottest women in this club, and that's saying something because this place had some hot women. There were about 40 girls and it's like the old Vu motto,…

this is very cool place to hang out in the spring and summer time since some of the girls from chicago work there. The girls were very nicely dressed but i think they should…

i have been 2 this club often and it hasn't changed a bit....too many promotions so it is really hard to get extensive dances from the girls without being interupted. They should dress the…

Stopped by recently and got wonderous sexy dances from my favorites (who are normally quite booked up) and left spent and happy. One cool thing I really like about Rick's is, during the day…

i miss being able to get in here on day shift. Been stopping by late night lately and while there are still hot girls galore, the mileage that was creeping up a year ago…

Seems that it dosen't matter what night you go , you will have a goood time. Other than the annoying beer girl at the front door, (note to club: some guys prefer cocktails to beer)…

Went on a Friday afternoon and got even less attention than at night. I guess you have to be a regular just to even get offered a lap dance. Finally asked someone…

Decided to stop by the club on a weekend which is something I don't get a chance to do very often. As luck would have it I saw a buddy of mine, Kevin, who…

Went early on a Friday night. Got a 241 from Crissy (?). Excellent mileage. Was told some (not many) extras were available in VIP for $150, but didn't try it. Think…

i tend to kill time here whenever i'm waiting for the clipper to take me back to seattle. for that, i think it's a great place. no cover charge, each girl dances to about…

This is a great ruling!!! But it only affects the clubs in the city - not the county where most clubs are. The main two to be affected is Cheetahs and OG. Read on…

Like most clubs, the quality of this place varies greatly, depending on which girls come to work that day. Some days the average dancer here is as big around as she is tall, while…

This is a great ruling!!! But it only affects the clubs in the city - not the county where most clubs are. The main two to be affected is Cheetahs and OG. Read on…

I went back to DH on a Friday for the first time in over a year. I may need to change my user name because it did not quite live up to its old standards.…

Made a visit to PTs this last W, TH, and Friday. If some of you remember this place use to be called Tiffany's and then Christie's - now it is to be called Pony's.…

OK, so here we go again for some afternoon mental diversions. A friend and I decided to try this place during mid afternoon last Wednesday. The drinks and beer were reasonably priced at $3 for…

I work here and the private lap dances are HARDCORE, to dancers considering working here, if sexual activity with the customers is a problem for you don't work here, but if you are open to…

I got a grad dance from a great busty stripper there. Plenty of mileage to be had. I wish that I would have gotten her name though. Well maybe next time I'm up there on

Terrible music. Too much country and rock. Very few dancers are worth the trip or money. They need more dancers who can .......DANCE.

Not as bad as I thought it would be. Considering the area it is above par. The girls were ranging from a 5 to a damn near 9. Drinks are $3 beer and $5 to…

Visited the club after a long absence. Place was not very busy for a Sat. night. It did pick up later in the night. The girls ranged from 5-9. Most of…

Had the day off so I went around 3pm on a Wednesday. Within 5 mins a girl comes over and asks me for a dance, she was cute so I said ok. When we got…

Lots of mileage available at this club in the back with the right girl. Girls range from 5 to 8, with an occasional 9 at times. Seem to always have a feature act…

This is the kind of club to go to if your more interested in dances. Not so much if your interested in dancer looks. The club is a BYOB, which comes in handy…

Friendly, small club. Long raised stage in the middle surrounded by patrons on all 4 sides. The stage height is perfect when the girls go nude, right at eye level. They are…

Please, i beg of you, don't waste your time by going here!! Let me put this very simply......it stinks (literally), crappy stage (same level as floor but has a wall built around it about 2…

I've been to this club a few times. Each time, I was usually the only white man in the place. This has never been a problem. The VIPs are great as has…