Reviews

I checked this club out on my last visit through ATL. Not as good as my previous visits, but laps are still $5. I heard that there were some changes in liquor law…

Has become my favorite new club. The club has a relaxed feel. I like the low cover ($5) and no valet charge. There is a nice mix of girls with some high quality talent.…

Although Visions is by far my favorite club in New Orleans (check out the review page if you havent seen it yet), I prefer this place and Scores Mansion on the rare occasions I visit…

Since I just joined TUSCL, I feel I have a duty to the other hobbiest reading this site to review this shithole. Do not go here unless wasting money is your idea of a…

I stop by every once and awhile when I come into town. Personally, my favorite club is Gold Cup in Houston but this one is a close second. I like the atmosphere here. Very laid…

Try to stop in a couple times a year. Tobies has been cleaned up a bit since my last visit still kind of a dive but the VIP room makes up for that. Dancers were…

I had went there for a bachelor party. It was allright, we were about the only ones there all night maybe about 6 people besides our group. So the girls mainly stayed with us.…

I visited Club Fantasies for the first time after hearing some good things about it. I have been to FL, the Caddy and Cheaters but this was my first time here. I should mention first…

This is a summary of many visits. First, this is a very smoky club and it's all I can stand to spend the night there. But... it's so much fun, I continue to…

I started my journey at Seven Seas and they only had 3 dancers on shift and none of them were dancing and were trying to push private dances so hard that I left shortly after…

Full nudity and pretty dancers are the two best things about this place. Can't stand the $15 cover, which appears to kick in after 7 PM. Keep in mind that full nudity in NJ means…

walk in and there is a bar to the left for the waitress they try to seat u in the front half of the bar walk to to the tables in the back. this is…

Okay, first of all, there is no tampon changing nor condoms allowed in the dressing room at Escapades. That post was made by an ugly ass girl who was fired for fucking someone in V.I.P. THERE IS…

i went there the other night looking for the best girl in the club, Tasia. She is so hot... I wonder where she works now? I will be going back... Is she back? This club…

Stopped in around 11:30 on a Thursday night and the place was pretty well full. No cover and $3.50 for a bottle of beer. Lots of girls in all shapes and sizes -…

Nice clean place, girls are friendly and not too pushy, there werw about 8 outher customers in with 6 girls, Serves beer and wine, lap dance area very private, no bouncer watching private areas, cameras…

I was back in town so I decided to stop by since last visit went fairly well. This time my experience was pretty dissapointing and I left about 15 minutes…

Visited Treasures yesterday (Wednesday) about 10:30. To my surprise, the place was packed with customers and girls. Initially, there was a relatively low proportion of girls that I would have described as hot but that…

years back I really enjoyed going to New York Dolls....it was a nice-sized club, not too big and not too small...generally had very good looking dancers.....and though the "lap-dances" were minimal contact they were, depending on…

Came in to relax, a guy in the parking lot follows me to the door and I later find out he's the doorman. I get hit up by this white chick immediately, asking me for…

Nice club with some hotties, yet has a few drawbacks. First, The Dancer Drink push is incredibly strong and annoying. Second, the VIP room is simply a curtain separating the VIP's and the normal $10…

I visited Scarletts about 3 weeks ago and had a wonderful time. There were a number of attractive girls working during the day and I was fortunate enough to meet with Heather. A…

So it's pretty much always the same story here. Sammy or Meggin tending bar and showing their tits for better bar tips. A couple of passable American dancers, and by a couple I…

This club is decent. Went during the week. There is a Cheap cover and plenty of dancers. Drink prices are in the mid range. Four buck for a beer. It was pretty…

Not much has changed since I last visited Delilah's at least a year ago, probably more. Due to the NJ laws and therefore no alcohol, the atmosphere at this place always seems a bit…

Boring....I went in on a Tuesday evening, granted no prime time. But the dancers were just not engaged at all. Must have been about 20 customers when I got in and steady coming…

Haven't been here in around a month. I've only been here a handful of times and always on a weekend night. There usually are a few diamonds in the rough worth exploring. The faces seem…

Went in on a Sunday afternoon. Only one dancer, along with the old bartender--who is nice enough. The dancer was quite possibly the most heinous I've seen and I found myself turning down extras…

Round 1 of ESL area club hop. First up, Cheeks. Easy to find and convenient parking out front, with a guy watching the lot. Inside, no cover, and a very basic club layout with pool…

Second club I visited on a Sunday afternoon club hop. I believe club opens Sundays at 4pm, and I arrived about 45 minutes after opening. About 4 girls to start, and a couple others wandered…

Went on a weeknight. Plenty of girls, all sorts of variety. Long stage in the middle, four dancers at a time, dancers start on one end and work their way to the other.…

Disclaimer: The scores I gave are fairly meaningless, because the place was empty. This review is based on a poorly timed visit, but since no one else has reviewed this club, it may be…

Got here after midnight a few weeks ago, and the place was PACKED! easily 60+ dancers, ranging from 2-3's to 8's. Every ethnicity, every height, weight and size. Probably 250 + customers. So many customers…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful…

Great place. Even on a Tuesday night there were a few stellar girls there. One was amazing...great ass, breasts and really friendly! Overall outstanding experience. VIP dances well worth the charge…

Most clubs in this area don't open until 8pm. No cover before here before 9. The schedule revolves around the stage show, which goes fully nude. For some reason they sell you…

Dropped in to relax and hang out with some pretty girls, arrived around 9pm. The club was busier than I expected for a Monday with a reasonable mix of girls. Just after I sat down I…

Stopped down from Cleveland with a co-worker on 19 May, since we'd been warned that the Cleveland clubs were mostly air-shows. The drive was worth it. Ended up taking the last spot in the…

Decided to play a game of chance since I was in Las Vegas. I picked up one of the local magazines you see in various newstands. I said if there was a "Free Admission"…

Dude. One Word. Filth. I cant believe how this place can still be operational. There's like so much illegal shit going on like right there in front of you. Normally, this would be cool, hell…

Inside is very nice setup and clean, everyone including the owner was fun to talk to, and had a down to earth relaxed vibe. Girls are not pushy and very out-going. most don't start to…

Good club, not very pushy on the hustle. $50 for a 10 minute dance can't be beat in my opinion as far as a good price for a lap dance. The girls are okay for…

Continuing my Vegas recap, I'm going to write about Cheetahs. The "famous" Cheetahs, as this was a club that came recommended to me before my trip, in part because of the 'extras' that my homeboy…

Made a visit here about 2 weeks ago. Paid the usual cover 7-8 bucks. Bottled water 6.50 not bad compared to other place. They had a pretty nice selection of dancers working, however the…

RE: Ricks Fan Thanks for the very detailed review on Centerfolds. I too was there on Saturday afternoon and made similar observations. I do hope management follows through with the proposed upgrades because…

Well, after reading the reviews, I decided to check this club out. Man, I'm glad I did. Although I was not not a fan of the type of music that was being played,…

All I can say is...wow!!! I stopped in late Friday night and the place had a pretty good crowd. But the best part about it were the girls. The manager has really stepped it up…

I had not been to this club for several years as another club in town opens earlier and has been a much better value, but I thought the Trophy Club would be a change of…

In my limited experience this is one of the nicest clubs in Pittsburgh. The girls are attractive, friendly, and there are many sexy dancers and gets real good later at night. The club…

While you can certainly have a good time here any day of the week, there are certainly better days. In my experience Thursday afternoon seems to be the best, as far as weekdays go.…

I heard good things about this club from some ladies at one the bars I frequent, so I decided to check it out myself. Before going in, I stopped by an ATM and withdrew…

After reading the comments about this club and being a very avid strip club goer i decided to check this club out. pretty interesting the ladies are almost all above average. the music was…

drove up again from out of state to spend a relaxing afternoon at the playhouse. Still many of the older dancers that have seen there for years, but did notice some new talent.…

Wife surprised me for my birthday and took me there,was not too crowded for a Saturday night. Enjoyed watching all the dancers pay attention to my wife. Had a few lap dances and so did…

This place looks like a dump on the outside i went in one day only saw 2 girls dancin that were alternating on and off from each other. If you are looking to see some…

This place was amazing. Lots of really beautiful women and a great atmosphere. Went late on a Tuesday night and was surprised at the number of customers and dancers in the place on…

Stopped by on Sunday evening for the first time. Nice club, only about 5-6 girls working, very few customers. $5 dollar cover, had to go through metal detector. No real standouts except a girl named…

The cheetah is a good bang for your buck. Dancers are good quality, friendly, alot of 10's (in my opinion). Been going here for years and have good relationships with some of the…

Had a blast at this club. There were multiple stages although I stayed at one cause the girls that kept soming around were amazing very very good looking. One in particular kept us in awe…

I have not visited this location in quite some time and noticed quite a few things have changed. The upstairs VIP is gone. They are building a new VIP in the existing private dance area.…

visited on Tuesday evening. $5.00 cover. $5.50 for Budweiser. parking was tight. No bathroom troll.Saw 1 dancer that was a 10, but saw quite a few central american types in the 4-6 range. Connected w/…

Sunday evening was a "dead" time at Bogart's this week. Parking lot was nearly deserted and I counted four customers when I arrived. Not many more dancers and some of those were less…

Not a traditional strip club. More like a video store with a live peep show, with private dances available. Private dances start at $25 per 10 minutes, up to 1 hour for $150.…

I feel compelled to update my previous review of Rick's after a really nice experience on a recent Saturday night. A few of us had been battling the rain at TMS in an attempt…

I had a great cheap lunch at the nearby Jay's Elbow Lounge, picked up a sixpack of beer, and headed for the Erotic Cafe. The place is small and dark, but I was surprised at…

Visited Treasures to see what all the commotion was about. As others have posted there are tons of girls in this club, all shapes, sizes and colors which is awesome. Had not been sitting down…

Had not been into this club for quite a whiile, I was in the area and had sometime to kill so by not. I know that during the day if you pay the $5…

This is the best club I've found in the Chicago area aside from IS in Hammond. Stopped by somewhat early on a Friday night. Club was not packed, but had a fair number…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and while there was plenty of dancers, only one or two worth talking about. If you're looking for a girl with more than a b cup, you'll have…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. The enviroment inside is quite good although it does look old outside. You can sit at tables in front of the stage for free but the nicer round tables charge…

Decent club, but wish thee were more dancers when I went. No matter your taste in women, you should be able to find someone you like. Some of the dancers were 7's-9's, and…

The Men's Club is a value for money club. It is spacious and well furnished which helps the shy types hide. There are three dancing stages. The dancers are between 5-8. Lap dances are value…

Went in about 10 stayed until 1230. girls were very aggressive and lingered way too long, even if not interested. lap dance mileage varied per girl. dances in general were from ok to fantastic. advice…

This was my first visit. Went two nights in a row, Friday and Saturday. Club was OK but did not live up to its high TUSCL ratings. Good energy level. Friendly waitresses in cute outfits.…

This is now my favorite club in Utah. It's very laid back and most of the girls are friendly. I've always enjoyed it more in the afternoon than the evening. My favorite…

First time in this bar, stopped by on a hot afternoon to check it out. No cover in the afternoon. There were several customers and an equal number of girls. At first…

Stopped in on a rainy Wednesday evening. Never a cover - beers are $3.00. That night there were 5 dancers - Jade, Sonny, one other kinda cute one - and two absolute pigs. One…

I've made two return visits to the Parrot over the last few weeks - one time on a weekend night with a feature act, the other on an average mid-week evening. The club couldn't be…

This was my first time to visit Rick's since it officially took over my former favorite club, Joy of Austin. Went at lunch time and found, to my pleasant surprise, that the two-for-one dances…

Second stop on the tour. I have not been impressed with Cheeks in the past, but went by to see Champaign who had moved over from Wise Guys. Unfortunately, we had a communication mix-up and…

third stop of the tour. Went by to see what it was like without Champaign. I have had good times there with a number of dancers. Monday must not have been the right time. There…

I just wrapped up a 3 day visit to the club. Mon the 17th Tue the 18th and today the 19th. All were afternoon visits.Here is what I found on this trip. Hotels: Emassy Suites and…

Fourth stop of the afternoon/evening. I like to stop in to see what's going on. Well, nothing was happening on Monday night. There wasn't a cover charge, but that was because they only had two…

Last stop for the tour, and a good way to end the evening. Ran into Ladonna (sp?) again, a big blonde with a great set of boobs. Very friendly and a very comfortable personality. We…

This is a typical block club. Hawkers at the door calling people from the street to come in. Went in just to check it out. About a half a dozen girls were…

I don't know why I haven't gotten around to review Treasures as I've been there quite a bit. Maybe it's because it's just an average club. My rating is an overall rating of all the…

Stopped in on a Sunday just after they opened, no cover and no dancers on stage yet. Only 2 of us in there and i am not sure if the other gut was even a…

I heard a lot of great reviews for this club so decided to check it out. Visit the club at about 11:00 pm Saturday night, It was a little slow when i arrived but it…

After hearing rumors of troubles or declines, I made the rounds of my favorite D.C. strip clubs to check on conditions, visiting each club at least three times at different times of day in April.…

Went on a wed and it was a little slow. Girls are nice looking overall---so you will not be disappointed there. Plenty of girls here-----alot of times they sit by themselves. They will come over…

Great value for cover charge of 300 krona. This included 5 free beer coupons. Overall a great show. I could do without the occasional campy clothed thing. The dancers will offer a private show where…

Was at the club during my trip to Dallas. I arrived there around 9PM. I was surprised to find out I was the first one. Since I did not like the idea that they started…

Love this place. As others have said, not a typical club, but I like the difference. Great peep show with the lovely ladies trying to get you to pick them for a private dance. Been…

Decided to check out this spot on a recent thursday evening. This is a club that offers private memberships. So, you will have to have ID before entering. They will log your…

This review covers two afternoon visits during the past week. First was on Wed when the selection of dancers was one of the best I have seen in this club. Almost all of the girls…

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

Okay, so I must admit I was surprised to see the quality of the girls at this strip club in the middle of nowhere. I was at my buddies bachelor party and we were…

Went on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. Arrived about 11 paid $30 cover which is about standard for Vegas. Lap dances on the main floor were $25 and in the VIP…

This covers recent Sunday and Monday visits. Arrived on Sunday around 4:30, the usual 6-10 dancers on shift at this time, though a few more PLs than usual. I immediately hooked up with Chandler. She's…

I don't live in Columbia but get to visit a few days each month while in town. I try to schedule my visits for early afternoon as the club has fewer patrons and the day…