Reviews

Not much has changed since I last visited Delilah's at least a year ago, probably more. Due to the NJ laws and therefore no alcohol, the atmosphere at this place always seems a bit…

Boring....I went in on a Tuesday evening, granted no prime time. But the dancers were just not engaged at all. Must have been about 20 customers when I got in and steady coming…

Haven't been here in around a month. I've only been here a handful of times and always on a weekend night. There usually are a few diamonds in the rough worth exploring. The faces seem…

Went in on a Sunday afternoon. Only one dancer, along with the old bartender--who is nice enough. The dancer was quite possibly the most heinous I've seen and I found myself turning down extras…

Round 1 of ESL area club hop. First up, Cheeks. Easy to find and convenient parking out front, with a guy watching the lot. Inside, no cover, and a very basic club layout with pool…

Second club I visited on a Sunday afternoon club hop. I believe club opens Sundays at 4pm, and I arrived about 45 minutes after opening. About 4 girls to start, and a couple others wandered…

Went on a weeknight. Plenty of girls, all sorts of variety. Long stage in the middle, four dancers at a time, dancers start on one end and work their way to the other.…

Disclaimer: The scores I gave are fairly meaningless, because the place was empty. This review is based on a poorly timed visit, but since no one else has reviewed this club, it may be…

Got here after midnight a few weeks ago, and the place was PACKED! easily 60+ dancers, ranging from 2-3's to 8's. Every ethnicity, every height, weight and size. Probably 250 + customers. So many customers…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful…

Great place. Even on a Tuesday night there were a few stellar girls there. One was amazing...great ass, breasts and really friendly! Overall outstanding experience. VIP dances well worth the charge…

Most clubs in this area don't open until 8pm. No cover before here before 9. The schedule revolves around the stage show, which goes fully nude. For some reason they sell you…

Dropped in to relax and hang out with some pretty girls, arrived around 9pm. The club was busier than I expected for a Monday with a reasonable mix of girls. Just after I sat down I…

Stopped down from Cleveland with a co-worker on 19 May, since we'd been warned that the Cleveland clubs were mostly air-shows. The drive was worth it. Ended up taking the last spot in the…

Decided to play a game of chance since I was in Las Vegas. I picked up one of the local magazines you see in various newstands. I said if there was a "Free Admission"…

Dude. One Word. Filth. I cant believe how this place can still be operational. There's like so much illegal shit going on like right there in front of you. Normally, this would be cool, hell…

Inside is very nice setup and clean, everyone including the owner was fun to talk to, and had a down to earth relaxed vibe. Girls are not pushy and very out-going. most don't start to…

Good club, not very pushy on the hustle. $50 for a 10 minute dance can't be beat in my opinion as far as a good price for a lap dance. The girls are okay for…

Continuing my Vegas recap, I'm going to write about Cheetahs. The "famous" Cheetahs, as this was a club that came recommended to me before my trip, in part because of the 'extras' that my homeboy…

Made a visit here about 2 weeks ago. Paid the usual cover 7-8 bucks. Bottled water 6.50 not bad compared to other place. They had a pretty nice selection of dancers working, however the…

RE: Ricks Fan Thanks for the very detailed review on Centerfolds. I too was there on Saturday afternoon and made similar observations. I do hope management follows through with the proposed upgrades because…

Well, after reading the reviews, I decided to check this club out. Man, I'm glad I did. Although I was not not a fan of the type of music that was being played,…

All I can say is...wow!!! I stopped in late Friday night and the place had a pretty good crowd. But the best part about it were the girls. The manager has really stepped it up…

I had not been to this club for several years as another club in town opens earlier and has been a much better value, but I thought the Trophy Club would be a change of…

In my limited experience this is one of the nicest clubs in Pittsburgh. The girls are attractive, friendly, and there are many sexy dancers and gets real good later at night. The club…

While you can certainly have a good time here any day of the week, there are certainly better days. In my experience Thursday afternoon seems to be the best, as far as weekdays go.…

I heard good things about this club from some ladies at one the bars I frequent, so I decided to check it out myself. Before going in, I stopped by an ATM and withdrew…

After reading the comments about this club and being a very avid strip club goer i decided to check this club out. pretty interesting the ladies are almost all above average. the music was…

drove up again from out of state to spend a relaxing afternoon at the playhouse. Still many of the older dancers that have seen there for years, but did notice some new talent.…

Wife surprised me for my birthday and took me there,was not too crowded for a Saturday night. Enjoyed watching all the dancers pay attention to my wife. Had a few lap dances and so did…

This place looks like a dump on the outside i went in one day only saw 2 girls dancin that were alternating on and off from each other. If you are looking to see some…

This place was amazing. Lots of really beautiful women and a great atmosphere. Went late on a Tuesday night and was surprised at the number of customers and dancers in the place on…

Stopped by on Sunday evening for the first time. Nice club, only about 5-6 girls working, very few customers. $5 dollar cover, had to go through metal detector. No real standouts except a girl named…

The cheetah is a good bang for your buck. Dancers are good quality, friendly, alot of 10's (in my opinion). Been going here for years and have good relationships with some of the…

Had a blast at this club. There were multiple stages although I stayed at one cause the girls that kept soming around were amazing very very good looking. One in particular kept us in awe…

I have not visited this location in quite some time and noticed quite a few things have changed. The upstairs VIP is gone. They are building a new VIP in the existing private dance area.…

visited on Tuesday evening. $5.00 cover. $5.50 for Budweiser. parking was tight. No bathroom troll.Saw 1 dancer that was a 10, but saw quite a few central american types in the 4-6 range. Connected w/…

Sunday evening was a "dead" time at Bogart's this week. Parking lot was nearly deserted and I counted four customers when I arrived. Not many more dancers and some of those were less…

Not a traditional strip club. More like a video store with a live peep show, with private dances available. Private dances start at $25 per 10 minutes, up to 1 hour for $150.…

I feel compelled to update my previous review of Rick's after a really nice experience on a recent Saturday night. A few of us had been battling the rain at TMS in an attempt…

I had a great cheap lunch at the nearby Jay's Elbow Lounge, picked up a sixpack of beer, and headed for the Erotic Cafe. The place is small and dark, but I was surprised at…

Visited Treasures to see what all the commotion was about. As others have posted there are tons of girls in this club, all shapes, sizes and colors which is awesome. Had not been sitting down…

Had not been into this club for quite a whiile, I was in the area and had sometime to kill so by not. I know that during the day if you pay the $5…

This is the best club I've found in the Chicago area aside from IS in Hammond. Stopped by somewhat early on a Friday night. Club was not packed, but had a fair number…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and while there was plenty of dancers, only one or two worth talking about. If you're looking for a girl with more than a b cup, you'll have…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. The enviroment inside is quite good although it does look old outside. You can sit at tables in front of the stage for free but the nicer round tables charge…

Decent club, but wish thee were more dancers when I went. No matter your taste in women, you should be able to find someone you like. Some of the dancers were 7's-9's, and…

The Men's Club is a value for money club. It is spacious and well furnished which helps the shy types hide. There are three dancing stages. The dancers are between 5-8. Lap dances are value…

Went in about 10 stayed until 1230. girls were very aggressive and lingered way too long, even if not interested. lap dance mileage varied per girl. dances in general were from ok to fantastic. advice…

This was my first visit. Went two nights in a row, Friday and Saturday. Club was OK but did not live up to its high TUSCL ratings. Good energy level. Friendly waitresses in cute outfits.…

This is now my favorite club in Utah. It's very laid back and most of the girls are friendly. I've always enjoyed it more in the afternoon than the evening. My favorite…

First time in this bar, stopped by on a hot afternoon to check it out. No cover in the afternoon. There were several customers and an equal number of girls. At first…

Stopped in on a rainy Wednesday evening. Never a cover - beers are $3.00. That night there were 5 dancers - Jade, Sonny, one other kinda cute one - and two absolute pigs. One…

I've made two return visits to the Parrot over the last few weeks - one time on a weekend night with a feature act, the other on an average mid-week evening. The club couldn't be…

This was my first time to visit Rick's since it officially took over my former favorite club, Joy of Austin. Went at lunch time and found, to my pleasant surprise, that the two-for-one dances…

Second stop on the tour. I have not been impressed with Cheeks in the past, but went by to see Champaign who had moved over from Wise Guys. Unfortunately, we had a communication mix-up and…

third stop of the tour. Went by to see what it was like without Champaign. I have had good times there with a number of dancers. Monday must not have been the right time. There…

I just wrapped up a 3 day visit to the club. Mon the 17th Tue the 18th and today the 19th. All were afternoon visits.Here is what I found on this trip. Hotels: Emassy Suites and…

Fourth stop of the afternoon/evening. I like to stop in to see what's going on. Well, nothing was happening on Monday night. There wasn't a cover charge, but that was because they only had two…

Last stop for the tour, and a good way to end the evening. Ran into Ladonna (sp?) again, a big blonde with a great set of boobs. Very friendly and a very comfortable personality. We…

This is a typical block club. Hawkers at the door calling people from the street to come in. Went in just to check it out. About a half a dozen girls were…

I don't know why I haven't gotten around to review Treasures as I've been there quite a bit. Maybe it's because it's just an average club. My rating is an overall rating of all the…

Stopped in on a Sunday just after they opened, no cover and no dancers on stage yet. Only 2 of us in there and i am not sure if the other gut was even a…

I heard a lot of great reviews for this club so decided to check it out. Visit the club at about 11:00 pm Saturday night, It was a little slow when i arrived but it…

After hearing rumors of troubles or declines, I made the rounds of my favorite D.C. strip clubs to check on conditions, visiting each club at least three times at different times of day in April.…

Went on a wed and it was a little slow. Girls are nice looking overall---so you will not be disappointed there. Plenty of girls here-----alot of times they sit by themselves. They will come over…

Great value for cover charge of 300 krona. This included 5 free beer coupons. Overall a great show. I could do without the occasional campy clothed thing. The dancers will offer a private show where…

Was at the club during my trip to Dallas. I arrived there around 9PM. I was surprised to find out I was the first one. Since I did not like the idea that they started…

Love this place. As others have said, not a typical club, but I like the difference. Great peep show with the lovely ladies trying to get you to pick them for a private dance. Been…

Decided to check out this spot on a recent thursday evening. This is a club that offers private memberships. So, you will have to have ID before entering. They will log your…

This review covers two afternoon visits during the past week. First was on Wed when the selection of dancers was one of the best I have seen in this club. Almost all of the girls…

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

Okay, so I must admit I was surprised to see the quality of the girls at this strip club in the middle of nowhere. I was at my buddies bachelor party and we were…

Went on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. Arrived about 11 paid $30 cover which is about standard for Vegas. Lap dances on the main floor were $25 and in the VIP…

This covers recent Sunday and Monday visits. Arrived on Sunday around 4:30, the usual 6-10 dancers on shift at this time, though a few more PLs than usual. I immediately hooked up with Chandler. She's…

I don't live in Columbia but get to visit a few days each month while in town. I try to schedule my visits for early afternoon as the club has fewer patrons and the day…

I stop into this club from time to time because there are a couple of dancers that I like and they treat me well. I got there around five on a Monday and there were…

Was at the Blue Parrot this past weekend. Its still a work in progress, but the layout is very good. Have only been open a few nights. The inside is still ruff and unfinished but…

As always another fine visit to IS. Still the best club in the Chicagoland area. Even without alcohol, which honestly, is really a plus, more than a minus. Guys come in drunk…

The 3 lap dances for $40 deal is a very fair price to get some time with a dancer. Best deal on the block. Someone with some actual business sense must be running this place. Props…

I've actually visited this club a couple times since my last review. Not much has changed with the club. As expected, a lot of turnover has occurred but on the positive side, it…

Made it to the mons around 11:00 pm on friday night. Wow! I have not been to mons in a while. Not much has changed. All the lab dances are in the…

Was here for the first time for a bachelor party last Sunday night. Overall, everybody enjoyed this club. On the positive side, the stage show is quality, no drink hustle (which I hate), and there…

Stopped in on a Saturday night. First time visitor and probably my last time there. They have two different clubs there, one with alcohol which is only topless and the other side which…

I always stop by this place whenever I get to Detroit. It is very convenient from the airport ans a nice way to start a visit to this town. Don't expect much from the decor…

After reading review here had to go see the place myself. I have been there four times all on weekdays. The club is in an okay part of phoenix. Its a small club, when you…

I hit Fantails last week for the first time in 5 years. There were a lot of customers in there and they seemed to come and go for the time I was there.…

nice club and nice girls. Good atmosphere with decent drink prices. the girls are friendly and sexy and fairly attractive. Will definitley go back when I have a chance. I have not visited many clubs…

nice club and nice girls. Good atmosphere with decent drink prices. the girls are friendly and sexy and fairly attractive. Will definitley go back when I have a chance. I have not visited many clubs…

Went to this place with a buddy on a Friday night and the talent sure was lacking. The club was not all that busy upstairs, but downstairs was pretty busy. The special…

i went to the club with my husband the other night and most of the girls were disgusting. it seemed as if they had not showered and were not very clean. there was one dancer…

I am a dancer and I came to this club to audition. Let me tell you, it was a truly regrettable experience. This place is a DIVE. As I walked up to the stage to…

I tried Cheetah again this past Friday. As usual, parking was a problem and ended up in the shopping center lot across the street. Not sure if they tow, but have not had…

Like everyone, I wondered where everyone was gonna go when all the clubs closed. Short answer: not here, at least not so far. The afternoon I went in had one Honey's dancer that…

Buckrubs is a small place in a relatively remote location. There are two stages but the night that we went only one was being used by about 3 or 4…

Just like its counter part in the town I attend school the value is pretty much the same when it comes to prices but the girls look a whole lot better and i'll cut them…

I had some down time at work and decided to take advantage by hitting the Vu at Lake Forest Park. I really like this club because it is clean, friendly, and usually has at least…

New place, had to go and check it out. Buddy of mine and our wives. Normally, this is a good thing, the dancers like it when we bring our wives in. And watching my wife…

My wife & I went there Friday nite & had such a good time! The girls are pretty, no Barbie dolls, but real women. They were all very friendly & this is the first place…

I stopped in her a couple saturdays ago with my buddy. The place seems cool and the bartender, etc friendly. There was one girl short, chubby brunette we did some dances with Abby who was…