Saturday Night got a dance š from Ms Pretty Stinky Feet at the Pony with high ATM Fees they lie about!
The Pony has always been a nice mixed club for all to go & enjoy. All though there has been some complaints about It I felt you could at least count on it to provide a nice venue with a good collection of women. This club needs to be reported to the BBB for their ATM fees, well letās get into it. I decided to stop by one Saturday night as it was my last day of vacation foe the Christmas/New Yearās Holiday. I almost went to the Gold Club or Diamonds of Memphis but decided to pick a club that had a mix of Black and White Dancers. Usually Mid Southās Pony Delivers, but it has seemed to have fallen off! For starters staff was very slow to come and around and take orders for a drink š„. When the waitress finally got there she told me that my order for a Rum in Coke couldnāt be met, the bar only had draft beers and nothing more. Not sure if it was just that night or always lacking an adequate drink menu. I ordered a Sprite as I wasnāt happy with the menu, they didnāt even have Coronas. I had been eying this petite pretty black girl. As a Black Man myself I love Black Women. I wonāt say her name for her sake. They do the theatrics of bringing a guy on stage and spanking him for his B-Day or whatever. They called several girls up to handle his spanking, one they spanked him. Not sure what you have to do to get this but I was just ready for the spectacle to end so I could get to the Girl that I was eyeing. I had tipped her nicely when she was making her stage rounds and told her to come by. After the stage spanking was over, in which most of the dancers got in on, she made her way to my area. We talked and surprisingly has a great conversation! She was from Knoxville and I being familiar with the city from college quickly bonded with her. She broke down the club prices. The Hot Tub experience with a girl was $500+ (not sure the time increments) ā too expensive for the time she mentioned to meā, the back room VIP was $150 for 30 mins, the regular VIP was $40/song (she lied they were really $25 as I thought they were but we will get to this) and dances in the horseshoe was $10. Side Note thereās no floor dances in this club, and thatās a Red Flag! I figured we start with something cheap, the Horseshoe just to see where here skills were. Whoever came up with this his horseshoe should be slapped. The rules are strict as they canāt grind on you in the horseshoe so itās definitely not worth it. She was cool though and seemed to be able to seduce a man so I decided to take her back to the VIP. We negotiated a price of $85 for 3 songs. She started dancing and was very sensual I enjoyed it although it could have been more grinding! This where things started to go bad. While dancing I heard the DJ clearly mention the dances were $25/song in VIP and not $40 she lied about. I had read they were $25 on TUSCL prior to coming to the Pony. No biggie, I has paid her 85 +$2tip for 3 songs & hadnāt paid the $40 anyway. I didnāt plan on doing much that night and had only brought so much cash. She assured me the ATM fee was cheap but itās not the $6 fee that shows up on the screen. I think that maybe the minimum fee. They charge you 10% of what you withdraw, which is why they need to be reported. I live in a Different city now (Iām from Memphis though) & sometimes itās more of a hassle than itās worth to report so Iāll at least warn everyone else! I looked around but she was the best thing going that night. The second set of dances I made the mistake of asking her to take off her shoes which she was reluctant. Her feet reeked, and I was sorry I had asked her. Lol she wanted extra too for this and I was ready to give her extra to put them back on! How could such a pretty girl have such stinky feet!? I donāt think she had showered in awhile. Heels/Boots were too enclosed. Overall I left feeling like I should have just gone to Diamonds of Memphis or the Gold Club! 2nd time in a row Iāve been disappointed by the Pony. Oh well, better luck somewhere else.
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