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MisterGay: The Ultimate Short Bus Rider

I must say... The way he wears that oversized hockey helmet... How he runs to catch the short bus and makes it just in time to not be late for special ed... MisterGay is truly: The Ultimate Short Bus Rider.

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Mixed emotions.

I met a dancer a year ago. 21 yo next door type of girl. ( Might be 22 now) Perfect petite body. Tits to die for (32B). Great personality and high mileage lap dances. I have not been able to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on a Wednesday night, around...

Visited on a Wednesday night, around 9:30 PM. The place was quite busy, approximatley 15 to 20 girls were dancing. There were some pretty nice looking babes. Dances on the main floor are $10 each,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Had to see how far my...

Had to see how far my dear Rick's had sunk after the political and criminal messes of late. Was surprised that there were so many dancers on shift, especially after hearing that a group…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm on the fence about this...

I'm on the fence about this place. The staff, for the most part, were very friendly. The guys that work the desk are a bit gruff, but that's part of their job description…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

I can understand why there hasn't...

I can understand why there hasn't been a review of this club. No one goes there and no one should go there. The dancers don't even go on stage they just patrol the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I visted Sapphires...

My wife and I visted Sapphires several times this week. Each night a very courteous and fun stripper entertained us well. There are many strippers at this club. Many will come and…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

This place is in the cornfields,...

This place is in the cornfields, but it's nice for high contact dances. It's a small club with one stage, a bar, and a vip room for dances. There is also a dressing room where…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

this place is fairly plain and...

this place is fairly plain and standard on the inside with one main stage. It was pretty dead when I was in there at about 10-11:30 pm. The girls were dancing for each other.…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I headed over to the Pink...

I headed over to the Pink Palace this past Thursday afternoon. I guess I got unlucky because a couple of my favorites were not around. I think the talent keeps on getting weaker and weaker…

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Visited the club on 9/23 in...

Visited the club on 9/23 in the late evening. Overall the club isn't bad, but it's not great either. Easy to find since it's just off I-35, but it appears the sign has…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

I am ready to give up...

I am ready to give up on Orlando clubs.... Went into Temptations tonight. Only four dancers on duty at 10:00 pm, including the bartender. the best of them would be generously described as a seven.…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A couple afternoon visits revealed the...

A couple afternoon visits revealed the same thing. The club itself has a bordertown feel. That's a good thing. Upbeat hispanic music. Colorful decorations. TV sports. Pleasant. Most of the staff is hispanic. Very few customers,…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It's been awhile since anyone reviewed...

It's been awhile since anyone reviewed the club, so I thought I'd add one, even though not much has changed. The club was packed with customers, so I sat at the bar. It seemed like…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A long time standout Detroit area...

A long time standout Detroit area club, I was surprised and disappointed to go and see an empty parking lot at a time when it normally be full. So vacant was the lot that I…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Visited this club while in Niagra...

Visited this club while in Niagra Falls, Canada. The club was slower in the late afternoon, but I returned about 11pm and it was hopping.....several stages and dancers ranging from 6 - 10 busy…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

his club consistantly remains a good...

his club consistantly remains a good solid club, had a 30 minute visit on a Thursday early evening. Nice looking girls on stage, althought it seems more recently that many of them are trending…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

visited treasures after hearing so much...

visited treasures after hearing so much about it. But IMHO, this club is overrated. Unless you are prepared to spend a good chunk of money, its not any different than most other clubs i have…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time visiting this club. ...

First time visiting this club. the reason that I visited this club is because Daisy a porn star was doing her show in this club. $10 Cover charge in which is a…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Excellent place to come, although I...

Excellent place to come, although I dropped my rating a little. First of all, they stopped accepting all "free admission" passes to the club. I guess there isn't as much competition since Rick's and Honey's…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I was out on in California...

I was out on in California on business and I have to say that this club delivers, the fact that the dances are expensive stinks, but the dancer that I dealt with was to the…

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

I have been going to the...

I have been going to the maid for a long time, this trip was one of the worse I have ever had there. There were three dancers there and they were all uglier then…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is one of the...

This place is one of the best in the northeast without going to NY or Providence. It is easily the best club near the interstate between NY and Boston. The key feature is…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Went last Saturday. Wasn’t expecting much....

Went last Saturday. Wasn’t expecting much. A friend of a friend was bragging he started dating a stripper from there and I met her and she was rough looking and had a big gut. Surprisingly…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went in about 4 pm, not...

Went in about 4 pm, not much to report on the bar area other than a new babe of a bartender from austin texas, WOW, too bad she does not dance, she got my blood…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I stopped here on a Thursday...

I stopped here on a Thursday run through palm beach clubs, I was pleasantly surprised. I have not been in this club in quite some time but I will be back. The selection…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

PP is still one of my...

PP is still one of my ATF's, especially in the Carolinas. Champagne Room is still a rip-off (usually), but VIP's with the right girl can put a smile on your face. $20-$25 (max)…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Visited Sarasota recently on business (I...

Visited Sarasota recently on business (I know, who goes to Sarasota for business?). Stopped by the Cheetah Club one afternoon. It was pretty quiet; probably 6-8 customers total. Probably 4-6 dancers. Two of them, maybe…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Walked in around 1:45pm on Wednesday....

Walked in around 1:45pm on Wednesday. Was blind for several minutes because it is so bright outside and so dark inside. A dancer helped me to the bar because otherwise I might have taken a…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Visited the Sands on a recent...

Visited the Sands on a recent Thursday afternoon. Had to check out the place with all the recent reviews and the general demise of all the other Seattle clubs. Well this place does…

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COI club?

Meaning? I saw this twice in a review by xeto1033 for club ECSTASY in CA. I'm stumped.

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Best SC City??

Just wanted to get some feedback on where is the top SC city? I live near LA and that has to be up there with the City of Industry being fairly close. I've heard other cities like Tampa, Baltimore, Providence,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Visited Fight Club for the first...

Visited Fight Club for the first time last week and was pleasantly surprised. The club is nice inside and the girls were above par. A lot of skinny girls with natural tits.…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

The best looking women and almost...

The best looking women and almost always have some sort of beer special. Lots too choose from in the beer department. well, for a strip club anyway. three stages so you can follow your favorite…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is still a fun club....

This is still a fun club. There's usually a fair amount of hotties though of course not like the "good old days." I'm not a fan of the booths as it changed the dynamics…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I visited here for the first...

I visited here for the first time around 9:00 PM on a Tuesday evening. I paid the $10 cover charge (which included a free soda). There were maybe 12-15 dancers in the club-- and…

Source Du Sexe

Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

Good. No cover charge. ...

Good. No cover charge. Beer around 6$. Four dancers working on this particular Wednesday evening. Had a few Rounds of table dances with Pastel. Good Dance with medium mileage.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This club is really hit-or-miss. ...

This club is really hit-or-miss. Staff is usually very helpful, and the drinks are not too expensive. But it's the girls that vary greatly, both in looks and in price for services. Unlike…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm not quite sure what the...

I'm not quite sure what the prior reviewer meant about "taxi" dances. I have been here four times in the past year, and each time, the girls have danced with me for free. In fact,…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Stopped Sat night, not the best...

Stopped Sat night, not the best time for SC value, but had a fun time. Four dancers at opening and over 20 when I left about 10:30, all were very lap worthy quality.…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

Arrived about 7pm ..place was not...

Arrived about 7pm ..place was not crowded, probably only 3 or 4 customers..took my seat and was promptly waited on by the waitress...soon after one of my faves joined me and we had a nice…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Had to run downtown, so decided...

Had to run downtown, so decided to stop into Temptations. It was only my second visit to this club. My first visit was a couple of years ago and I was not impressed.…

La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club

Canoga Park, California

Tried again in the early afternoon....

Tried again in the early afternoon. only one dancer working, but I was the only customer. Paid my $10 cover, which includes the non-alcoholic drink, sat with "Obsession" for a few minutes then…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped by on a Thursday, just...

Stopped by on a Thursday, just after lunch. There appeared to be about 10 dancers on duty. Several were sitting with regulars, and a group of 3 were grouped together swapping stories.…

The New Body Shop

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

I've been here maybe once a...

I've been here maybe once a year for several years and was never too impressed. Last week things had really picked up. The dancers were quite attractive and really friendly. Yes, they tend to talk…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Haven't been to the Caddy at...

Haven't been to the Caddy at night in quite a while. On a recent Saturday night visit the talent pool was definitely disappointing compared to past experiences. Fairly large number of ladies working but…

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We've been robbed by congress

Most of congress, over 90 percent get re-elected, even though they only had a 14 percent approval rating in August, why does everyone keep voting for the same guys? Now Paulson who used to be the head of Goldman…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

first time I've ever gone to...

first time I've ever gone to this club, was there around 11 at nite a couple of weeks ago and I think there was 10 other cusomters there... had just left SR, which was really…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Friday, a...

Stopped by on a Friday, a lot of new faces and some familiar ones. The VIP room is still the best in town, took four ladies up there. Three did not disappoint in their performance,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped in on two consecutive...

I stopped in on two consecutive nights recently and had an enjoyable time both evenings. The quality of the dancers was very high and while most of the girls were friendly enough there were…

Scandals

New York, New York

Well, since this is the HOT...

Well, since this is the HOT Lap Dance Forum then I will presume that HLD will be the standard by which other Gentlemen's Clubs will be compared to. Good luck. Before HLD I was a…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to Nashville and I decided to make Christie's my first stop based on information available from TUSCL and other internet sources. I arrived in the early evening on a Thursday…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Probably the nicest interior of...

Probably the nicest interior of any strip club I've been to in the midwest, if it wasn't so far from chicago I'd visit it more often. A wide variety of girls to choose…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I get why people like...

I get why people like this place, because it's huge, drinks are pretty cheap, and there are many girls. The girls are more of the girl next door type instead of the playboy…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

HB gets a bad rap,...

HB gets a bad rap, why I have no clue. They have a great 50 dollar vip special now, and the cheapest beers in town. A ton of different girls, many of…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetahs is my favorite strip club...

Cheetahs is my favorite strip club in San Diego, California. It goes without saying the best days to go is Friday and Saturday night. You have a wider variety of girls working than any other…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

You will get a better deal...

You will get a better deal if you visit in the afternoon. I think its a promotion so I don't know how long it will last. Most of us carry $20 bills so think of…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I think this place is slowly...

I think this place is slowly coming back but may never rebound to peak of about a year ago. The days of high mileage, in the club, may be gone but you still have a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited here a couple of times...

Visited here a couple of times recently in the mid-afternoon. It was very quiet - I was the only guy in the place for a while. They seem to be trying to create a more…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had a chance to visit this...

Had a chance to visit this club last weekend. The place was pretty busy with a mix of girls. My friends all recived dances from a very pretty dancer that was visiting from…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Went to Paper Moon around 5...

Went to Paper Moon around 5 pm and I was the only patron. There were about 6 girls there at that time. I stuck up a conversation with one girls (short, blonde, cute) but it…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas with friends...

I was in Vegas with friends for work. A big group of us went to the club with our wives/girlfriends. We sat down at a table and ordered drinks. We got them…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Upscale. Hot. Inviting. The girls were...

Upscale. Hot. Inviting. The girls were amazing, the atmosphere was top-notch and it was the perfect way to spend a weekend away with the guys. Granted, the mileage here is not as high as other…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

The Palace is a large club...

The Palace is a large club with one main stage to your left as you walk in. Smaller stages are to the right and another one is left behind of the bar.…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a whim driving by Monday. I honestly did not even know it was there until I got about 50 yards from the entrance. First off, the manager/owner? was on a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I was there from around 5PM...

I was there from around 5PM till after 8PM. Beer was $3, and unlike most places, they sell you one. 2 for $4 is not a bargain to me, since I don't drink…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This is not a strip club...

This is not a strip club in that the girls don't do a strip dance. Instead is a taxi dance where you pay the girl to dance with you on the dance floor.…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

What a disappointment. The economy has...

What a disappointment. The economy has taken its toll on the club. Admission fee reduced to $10 but still I was told I was only the 4th customer in that day. Only 2…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Stopped by Alex's recently and all...

Stopped by Alex's recently and all things considered, I had a pretty good time. I made a point to sit on the front row of the raised seats facing the stage. I find you…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I visited Jiggles twice recently, both...

I visited Jiggles twice recently, both in the afternoon but once on Tuesday and a couple of weeks later on a Wednesday. Tuesday was hopping with lots of girls. I had a good…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Have been here before but with...

Have been here before but with no luck Tonight, I was one of 3 patrons with 3 dancers, so i thought my luck would be better. It turns out that all the dancers…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Decent clubs, women were older than...

Decent clubs, women were older than I expected tho. Drink prices are typical. Most girls were well groomed. Wait staff is slower than I would like. The music was loud enough talking was difficult.

Wild Things and The Playhouse

Paducah, Kentucky

Was in the area and decided...

Was in the area and decided to check this place out based on two very mixed reviews below. I was lucky and got the same girl(tall slender blonde) as the better reviewer below got. Maybe…

Camelot West

Lexington, Kentucky

Camelot West is a real mixed...

Camelot West is a real mixed bag. There was a $4 cover charge, even on a Monday night. There weren't many guys there and I think the cover charge could be part of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This place is great for day...

This place is great for day shift!! Definite 10! Great value, dancer quality, and high mileage for the dances. I was going by Austin rules and the girls were looking at me weird, this…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas recently and hung...

Was in Vegas recently and hung out in the club on 2 different occasions. First night, (wednesday) was pretty good, a fair amount of girls there, did a dance from a couple of girls,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

On my recent trip to Vegas,...

On my recent trip to Vegas, enjoyed myself at the rhino, club is still the most expensive in town, but the girls are the hottest there sooo... I guess it's the pick your poison... I had…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I've been by a few times...

I've been by a few times on the weekday afternoon over the last few weeks hoping to see more dancers working. Sometimes there are only one or two girls there and 5 or 6 customers…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Generally I like the club and...

Generally I like the club and frequent often...but on Monday night the selection of girls was not that good. Combined with the basically all rock dj that always seems to be there, the experience…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetahs wasn't the largest club I'd...

Cheetahs wasn't the largest club I'd been to, but certainly the "friendliest".The girls there where more than willing to show a firstimer there the in's and out's of the club. Inside was very dark, except…

Gold Club Topless

Lomita, California

This is a small club on...

This is a small club on PCH near the Lomita/Harbor City border. I think it changed ownership sometime in the last five years. The neighborhood is very blue collar and that was who…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

stopped by this club on a...

stopped by this club on a Wednesday night and wanted to see whats going on. visit the club when i travel through Harrisburg. about 7 girls were working. I am always pleased with…

Velocity Club

East Liverpool, Ohio

A friend recommended I stop in...

A friend recommended I stop in for fun so I did on a Wednesday afternoon. As the other review states, this is not a strip club. In fact this club could only exist…

Hurricane Club

Weirton, West Virginia

Stopped in about 6 pm and...

Stopped in about 6 pm and paid a $3 cover to get in. A true hole in the wall. There was one butch bitch on stage that was more concerned with the other…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to LD with a bunch...

Went to LD with a bunch of friends for a bachelor party. Cover was $20, we got there after midnight and stayed until closing, the place was packed with customers and the place was…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went there on a Monday night...

Went there on a Monday night during MNF. PP has $.50 draft beer. Its a good bargain. After awhile I decided to get a private dance from a pretty thin girl named…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Some really hot girls, some not...

Some really hot girls, some not so hot. Have been here and gotten extras and then others are like a dead fish or overly tired from working long hours. But still a good…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

I have been coming to All-Star's...

I have been coming to All-Star's for their Tuesday $5 dance special for over a year now. It definitely represents the best value in the San Antonio men's club scene. First tip, look in the…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped by Treasures last week, good...

Dropped by Treasures last week, good number of girls working mostly in the 7-9 range. This club is a little more laid back and the girls are not as aggressive as they are at SR…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

After a somewhat underwhelming visit to...

After a somewhat underwhelming visit to Penthouse several months ago, I decided to give it another shot recently. And unfortunately, the primary deficiency from my earlier visit-a lack of energy and an almost subdued feeling…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Excellent place!! spent whole night and...

Excellent place!! spent whole night and all of my dough on Anna - she was just what I needed. The place is clean, the waitress keep checking on you, and all of the girls…

Triple Play

Sarnia, Ontario

Still hoping the place reverts back...

Still hoping the place reverts back to the club it used to be. I had heard there were a few new Czech girls here and decided I would give it another try. The place was…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

This place is getting better. Compairing...

This place is getting better. Compairing it to the HH I would not but the girls were very nice on friday 7's - 8's. Laps were good for fort wayne pretty good milage depending on…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

My first visit. A bit different...

My first visit. A bit different than clubs I'm used to in NJ & PA. Place is fairly relaxed, very clean but was pretty quiet despite the Jets game on TV. Sounded like it was…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I havent been to this club...

I havent been to this club for a while but decided to go check it out to see if it was as good as it used to be. Unfortunately it has gone through some…

Penthouse Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went on a Thursday night for...

Went on a Thursday night for a bachelor party. We thought there was no cover, since we drove ourselves, but the cover was $30. There were 6 of us in the party, when…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Went Tuesday afternoon after a golf...

Went Tuesday afternoon after a golf outing. No Cover and no parking charge. So that was nice. A cute brunette named Secret was very nice. She sat down and talked to me. Asked…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dropped by the club around 10pm...

Dropped by the club around 10pm looking to kill some time before meeting friends - first time at this club. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and quantity of girls. I spent 'quality' time…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I am not sure if you...

I am not sure if you consider about 5:30pm afternoon or evening, however for me it is afternoon. I got there by 5:30 on a Sunday (in town for a show over the weekend) and had…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a very comfortable place...

This is a very comfortable place with friendly low pressure dancers. Lots of attention when it was slow, but dried up later in the evening, could have used more dancers. Some girls gorgeous,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went on a Saturday night at...

Went on a Saturday night at around 3:30 AM, the place was still super packed and more people were going in than coming out. Had a couple of ok lapdances and then I found a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went back to Brad's Brass Flamingo...

Went back to Brad's Brass Flamingo and again was not disappointed. There is another Brad's, which I thought would be very similar to this place but don't make the same mistake as I did. This…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

There is another joint in Indy...

There is another joint in Indy named Brad's. Not only was I wrong (they are not the same owners). But they don't even compare! I went on a Sunday evening, and there was probably only…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a couple of times lately, the most recent last Thursday afternoon. I arrived pretty early, around noon, so not many dancers at that time, but more arrived later. I met…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Sugars is located across from Highland...

Sugars is located across from Highland mall, which is an older more beat up mall located about 20 minutes from downtown. Sugars has been one of the main stays of Austin’s strip club landscape. It…

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Need Wood for LD?

As you tiptoe into your senior years and only raise one every other week on Mon and Thurs, is your inbred and addictive desire for LDes drastically diminished, or do you go back with your limp noodle and your distinct…

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Suspension of Lawyer . . . Right? or Wrong?

Lawyer suspended for accepting nude dances Panel: Client performed for him in return for reduced legal fees updated 7:34 p.m. ET, Fri., Sept. 19, 2008 CHICAGO - An attorney has been suspended for more than a year for accepting nude dances…

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Police Raid South FL clubs

I hear the cops have cracked down on Champagne room activities in Broward county ? That would be a huge bummer. I love the clubs in Pompano. Dancer told me no more , FS and Or BJ ? Please…