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Need help in San Fran. planning my first trip to the MSC

From their web site floor plan does the $20 fee gets you to the front and back stage. Or is the back stage for the extra $10 Sin City rate? How should I play it inside? Not interested in a…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Lots of changes at Ybor. Many...

Lots of changes at Ybor. Many new faces,gone are some old ones. I talked to Angel who is a gorgeous blonde with a body to die for. I had several dances with Heather who was…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Well returned here this past week...

Well returned here this past week and may I say the changes to the VIP area have made this club even more of a destination for high mileage! VIP Area which was previously open is…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

After reading some of the reviews...

After reading some of the reviews on this place, I thought it would suck so I only brought enough money for a drink and a dance. Was surprised to find three girls on a…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I have always shyed away from...

I have always shyed away from this club because of its lack of alchohol. But I went and gave it another chance, I had a great time with a dance named Lux, ( i think…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

While the interior decor is top...

While the interior decor is top scale and the dancers are equally top of the line the place just lacks the coziness or personalness for having a strip club where you can have and enjoyable…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I love going to Indiana where...

I love going to Indiana where a dance is still a great value at $10. In the VIP room you can have a great time with the right girl. If you want a…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

stopped at Centerfolds for a...

stopped at Centerfolds for a few cold brews the other day,and saw a wonderful new bartender named Lisa as well as the lovely dancer named Raven!! Raven is a great looking,very erotic woman who…

Candy Cat #1

Simi Valley, California

You can find ex-porn stars or...

You can find ex-porn stars or out-of-work porn stars working here sometimes. I had a great experience with Candy Vegas in the VIP room. She was willing to do more after she got out. There…

Rumorz

Weirton, West Virginia

Don't let the creepy descent into...

Don't let the creepy descent into this basement stripclub frighten you away. This club has a very positive vibe. Excellent sound and lighting and great music. 10 to 15 entertainers nightly.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I have always heard stories of...

I have always heard stories of Mons Venus, and being the first time in Tampa, I had to try it out. First of, the place is pretty unique. I have been to many,…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

My first visit to this club...

My first visit to this club was a couple of weeks ago when they were celebrating their anniversary. My main interest in going was to see Kitty Rocks, who has been on the cover…

Double D's Cabaret

Emporia, Kansas

Spent a couple of nights there...

Spent a couple of nights there last week. $5 Cover. Beers $3. Couple of good looking friendly dancers and a couple of duds. 4 girls on Tuesday and 5 girls on Thursday.…

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A quote which mentions HOUSTON strip clubs

"Do any of Houston's strippers read this discussion board?.........He is naming the clubs and the dancers and if not her name, her description, and telling EXACTLY what extras he has received. I sincerely hope the girls will refute his…

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This quote discusses PAYING STRIPPERS TO FUCK. It seems to speak unpleasantly

"The good thing about fucking strippers is that you get to know them first? How so? Everything they tell you is a lie. Unless it's "I'm a worthless piece of crap whore". It usually cost $50…

Brass Bull

Newport, Kentucky

Cincinnati (and the surrounding area) could...

Cincinnati (and the surrounding area) could REALLY use a great strip club. Pickings are very slim 'round here, as most locals know. This club, in Newport (just across the river) is, unfortunately, not…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Nice place. Good selection of girls....

Nice place. Good selection of girls. Not too crowded. There is a decent sizes stage that you can sit around for up close action. There are at least 10-12 girls working here…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

This is a big beautiful club....

This is a big beautiful club. I have never seen so many superb woman. For me this is an eyes only club. After seeing a game at the Pond I suggest finishing the night…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

When we first went in, we...

When we first went in, we were not impressed. Dark and smokey with not a lot of talent. But then the night shift came in... Beuatiful girls, fun and informative wait staff.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons is the best in the...

Mons is the best in the U.S. I live in Atlanta and the girls are hot and know how to work it, but the girls at Mons Venus give you three rules. Don't touch between…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited the Cheetah on Saturday from...

Visited the Cheetah on Saturday from 5pm till close. Cover was $4 before 7, $10 after 7pm, dances are $10, the Executive Room is $25 per person, Mezzanine is $25 per person. The…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I've seen a few bad reviews,...

I've seen a few bad reviews, but as long as you get the best girls, the dances are increddible. There weren't alot of guys there and not alot of girls, but the girls that were…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Definitely the place to go and...

Definitely the place to go and my best strip club experience. I went early on a Saturday night when it was still not too crowded. There were dozens of girls though gearing up for a…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Not bad, but far from good....

Not bad, but far from good. If you are interested in a "look only" place with full nudity, this may be your spot. Otherwise, I would pass. The decor and layout is…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Went to the Playhouse Friday lunch...

Went to the Playhouse Friday lunch time. Manged to avoid the cover, and the bathroom guy must not start till later. 6 girls on stage, if you call them girls. It was…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

I went here on a Monday...

I went here on a Monday night last week, and the place seemed pretty dead. Only 2 girls working. The laps were still pretty good, one of the girls was nice looking the…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Lap dances here are $30,...

Lap dances here are $30, open from 7 pm - 2 am . Cover to get in is $5 during the week and $10 after 9 pm on the weekends. Parking is free in…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Had a nice time on a...

Had a nice time on a mon afternoon. Waitress overly friendly, but the girls working were very nice. Plus dances were only 10 bucks. VIP was fun, although bouncer was a bit overly…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

decent club inside, limited 'safe' parking....

decent club inside, limited 'safe' parking. Girls decent but most are Brazilian. Lap dances are fairly high mileage and are $20-song. VIP $170 for a half hour (includes the champagne).

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

well, it's official. this club...

well, it's official. this club is slowly turning into honey's now. The last three dances i've had in the VIP area the dancer has asked me "do you want the 30, the 40…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Was here on Sunday the 15th....

Was here on Sunday the 15th. Hadn't been in since before Xmas. Noticed from the website that they've hired a good number of new girls. Was looking forward to seeing some of them, but unfortunately,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Was here for a few hours...

Was here for a few hours last Tuesday just to see what the situation is. Hadn't been in since the price increase. I was surprised to see how packed it was for a Tuesday afternoon.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I went at an off-time, but...

I went at an off-time, but that did mean no cover and no crowds. The girls are okay looking, but they really work you from the moment you get in the door. Before your butt…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

this club is so dead. it...

this club is so dead. it just has never been the same since it lost its liquor license. they have 1 or 2 really cute nice girls and a lot of older, uglier, mean spirited,…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Sundowner is a very nicely laid...

Sundowner is a very nicely laid out club with excellent semi-private cubicles. I went in the afternoon and was extremely disappointed with the quality of dancers. Most were overweight and/or over the hill. Did get…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

hide the finger.... shit, hide whatever...

hide the finger.... shit, hide whatever you want! Franklin gets you all the fun you want. Best time for maximum fun is slow afternoons, girls hesitant for much extra fun if others are…

Fantasy Show Girls San Diego

San Diego, California

this is a smaller club in...

this is a smaller club in a seedy part of town. it was actually a SCARY place to go when it was star and garter, but now that it has new owners its been cleaned…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

It's been over a year since...

It's been over a year since I was here last and it hasn't changed much. By Houston standards, one of the best all nude ones in town, most all nude clubs are usually run…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best club in Vegas. Laid...

Best club in Vegas. Laid back, friendly and awesome lap dances. This is my usual haunt when I go to Vegas. Been to many clubs, but this is by far my favorite. Dancers…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Back again. Wednesday night around 8:20pm....

Back again. Wednesday night around 8:20pm. $25 to get in is too steep in my opinion for a place that offers few amenities. Felt better at $20. Anyhow. I was in a strange mood that night,…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

this isnt your typical strip club,...

this isnt your typical strip club, its actually a burlesque club left-over from the 1950's! it have a very cool retro interior, with pink shagg carpet, smokey mirrors and chandelleirs. the girls dance on a…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

This is the only club I've...

This is the only club I've ever seen rated with lots of 10s AND lots of 1's. If I counted right, there were 18 10's and 7 1's. Anybody who comes to The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by twice during a recent...

Stopped by twice during a recent visit to the area based on reviews here. Was not disappointed. In fact, just the opposite, was surprised by the quality of the experience. Thought it must have been…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

I agree with a lot of...

I agree with a lot of the unfaltering comments left about Sugar’s epically cheffy. I was in San Antonio a few weeks back and after reading about a few of the reviews, decided I’d…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

YMMV certainly describes this place. ...

YMMV certainly describes this place. Went there last week. The first LD was OK - but no real "grind." Girl said that they could not do that but things should loosen up…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

This place is in a dive...

This place is in a dive strip center, You enter and you wonder if you made a mistake. There are some girls that you might rate a 5, and there are some FAT asses,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I dropped into Desire last Wed...

I dropped into Desire last Wed about 5pm. There was no cover when I got there. The place is small and has 2 small stages. The environment was smoky, the…

Deja Vue

Greenville, North Carolina

Deja Vue is on the outside...

Deja Vue is on the outside of town,you will need directions. Once you find it there are a lot of pretty college girls dancing and in the audience. They are exhibionists. They (female customers) like…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Definitely a hit or miss. ...

Definitely a hit or miss. I went on Friday 2/20 and found a sweetheart. She was definitely a 8-9 and after spending $100+$25 to go to the VIP room, I got everything that…

Scarlet's Grand International

Salisbury Township, Pennsylvania

Lets see.... girls are 4-6, and...

Lets see.... girls are 4-6, and dont circulate, no feature, expensive lap, I mean air dances. Money better spent elsewhere.

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Went to the Squire on a...

Went to the Squire on a Thursday night for a beer. Its MA so ther's no touching, only looking. They had abot 10-12 girls, a couple were pretty hot but they had one…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I was back at FD in NYC, but with all of the clean-up lately in the town, FD is still about the best bang-4-your buck in town. Set…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Been to HB gain after a...

Been to HB gain after a long break. The thing I like about this club is the sheer number of girls and the variety. I like the unlimited beer (well, I can spend that money on…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Only one sentence describes this whorehouse...

Only one sentence describes this whorehouse disguised as a nudie bar "Put on your gas masks". Some of the worst skanks are around this place... But occassionally there is a semi decent skanky one and they…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

This is really nice looking club...

This is really nice looking club with great looking woman. But... The stage lighting is terrible. They have a really nice light rig, with a bunch of colored spot lights that flash from the stage…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Made a visit to...

Made a visit to Mickeys last weekend, first time I had been here in a while. I used to be a regular visitor at this club a few years back, it rocked all…

Cheetah of Southern Pines

Aberdeen, North Carolina

Stopped by with friends last night....

Stopped by with friends last night. It was our 1st time in this area. Prices are higher now then what is listed. $15 for table dances and $40 for a lap dance. I tried both…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Went to this club recently after...

Went to this club recently after reading the reviews and seeing it was #24 of the TUSCL Bottom 40 list. The reviews are accurate and this club is strictly a look-no-touch kind of place.…

Ken's Gold Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Very classy and clean club. Cover...

Very classy and clean club. Cover is 10 dollars and 15 dollars when feature is there. This is the place to go for prettiest and sexiest girls in town. Lap dances are 30 dollars a…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I was at Scarlett's a couple...

I was at Scarlett's a couple of Saturday's ago, early evening. The club was actually pretty slow until about 10 p.m., then the party crowd shows up, the stage dances get hotter, and everyone starts…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I have not been to that...

I have not been to that many clubs, so the 8 is a bit arbitrary. I have a good time at the place though. I go weeknights usually. Not too crowded, good…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Stopped by on a business trip....

Stopped by on a business trip. It was full, but not crowded on a Thursday night. It's a big place with a well lit main stage that has theatrical smoke and a nice…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

This club is awesome! Where...

This club is awesome! Where else can you bring your own beer and enjoy a hands-on show?! It's also key that girls get extra special treatment. I've never seen a better joint!

Cabaret Moldova

Bucharest, Romania

Nice bar but in Romanian style,...

Nice bar but in Romanian style, pretty expensive. Girls are gorgeous and easy going. Ben there for a couple of weeks and this bar is the nicest I have been to. Pretty classy and nice…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Although I do not frequent this...

Although I do not frequent this club anymore, I still enjoy it when I go in. It is a "down-home" bar with naked women - just as I like it! The girls have always been…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Overall, I give this place a...

Overall, I give this place a nine because the people were friendly, prices decent and atmosphere good, just wished it were a little bigger as me and friends needed to "stand around" a while before…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I know everyone loves this place,...

I know everyone loves this place, and this was my first time going, but it wasn't that great and I don't think I'll be going back. I got there around 9 PM on a…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

There is good and bad to...

There is good and bad to this club. First the bad, it's 15 to get in the club. Lap dances are 25 and 100 in the vip room. It is also a juice bar which…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

What can you say about the...

What can you say about the MSC? It's rather legendary now in both good and bad ways. It's not in a desirable area, and the headliners tend to be B-grade porn actresses or…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Back again. Saw a lot...

Back again. Saw a lot of new faces ranging from 6-8's. Maybe one 9. The set up is still the same as in prior reviews, and most importantly the dances are still…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Well, I drove up to Topeka...

Well, I drove up to Topeka to check out the newly refurbished CO. Club sits along the south side of I-70 (exit 353) and they have a searchlight that you can see at night. For…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

I go to Brads at least...

I go to Brads at least a few times month, but this was the first time I felt I could really review it fairly, I had money to spend. First off let me advise…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Was there Friday at 6:00 PM,a...

Was there Friday at 6:00 PM,a bout 6 girls working, less than usual caliber or girls, woudl only rate the 4 to 5s and one 6. At least there is no cover and the music is…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This place seems to be heading...

This place seems to be heading down hill, I was there for 30 minutes on a Friday early evening 5 girls working and 3 customers. Two somewhat pretty girls, and thats in comparison to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Seeing as I haven't reviewed this...

Seeing as I haven't reviewed this place since they finished their remodel I thought an update was in order. I think they did a great job, it's not a huge difference but by moving…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

A 9 this time because of...

A 9 this time because of the service we received. A bunch of buddies visited and were admitted to the back VIP area, where we shared good drinks, cigars, and a few naked ladies.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

This is one of the better...

This is one of the better clubs in the NY/Metropolitan area. Stage dances are all nude, but with lapdances they wear thongs. There is no alcohol served at this place, but the dances…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Checked out Cheaters this past Friday...

Checked out Cheaters this past Friday with some friends for a bachelor party. Nice club, but the music is just a little too loud. Most of the girls were 7+ including a couple 9's. On…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I went during the day. I...

I went during the day. I was interested in the all-nude aspect of the club. Once I saw the dancers, I quickly wished this was an All-Burka club. Actually that is not quite fair. The…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went on a Tuesday, Pretty...

Went on a Tuesday, Pretty classy place for a t*tt* bar. Lots of smoke. Girls were HOT HOT HOT. Beer was 2.75 special that night and got in free with hotel key.…

Gentlemens Club 70

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Was in Little Rock and decided...

Was in Little Rock and decided to visit a club one night when I was there. Cabby recommended Gentleman's Club 70. It is a large club with three stages. Although when I…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

First impressions are lasting and our...

First impressions are lasting and our first impression was BAD. Only stayed about 5 minutes before we fled that scene. Maybe Thursday isn't a good night there, but ick... Only saw…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by before the hockey game....looked...

Stopped by before the hockey game....looked like many otehrs had the same plan. The place was jammed. Could not get any dancers attention for LD's. Finally had two with 'Candy'. She…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Friday night at around 1:30am. The club goes non-nude after 1:30am. I paid a $12 entry fee. This paid for the cover and the one drink minimum. The stage…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

I went on the last day...

I went on the last day that Alexis Amore was supposed to be showing; the calendar says that the headliner has shows at 12:30, 5:30 8:30 and 11:30, so I showed up just in time…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

I like the new look, definately...

I like the new look, definately better than anything else in the Manatee/Sarasota area. Only downsides are no vip and the lighting is to bright, when your sitting at the stage the light show…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

It's been about 10 yrs since...

It's been about 10 yrs since I was in this place. Not too much has changed. They added a door (sorta) to the vip area and I dont remember the shower. Otherwise,…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

I was there before when it...

I was there before when it was Platinum Club, and it is not much different now, in my opinion. The Club has some decent women - mostly 6s, a few better, a few worse…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and went to the club last Tuesday night. I usually go to the Landing Strip but I decided to give this place a try based on ratings here…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This was my second time ever...

This was my second time ever to visit the St. J. I just had to come back to see if I had missed something the first time around. Sadly, my impression was the same as…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm from Tampa, so when I...

I'm from Tampa, so when I tell you that this place kicks serious ass, you can believe that this statement comes from an informed point of view, and not some bumpkin just happy to see…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to stop by the club...

Decided to stop by the club after having a little luck at the casinos. Got there around 7 pm so there was no cover charge. It was crowded for being mid-week. Around…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

My last review was for Monday....

My last review was for Monday. I went back both Tuesday and Wednesday. I was told by several of the girls that they can do more earlier in the day, like before 6:00.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a weeknight after a Wings game. Clearly one of the best clubs I've ever been to. Probably second only to the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. Beautiful facility,…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This club has been around SD...

This club has been around SD for years and has a lot of regulars. A lot of the girls seem to turn over which is nice in a way as it brings in new…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Like other posters have stated, this...

Like other posters have stated, this has a real pub feel to it. Lots of drinking, noise and sports on TV. The girls are generally pretty good looking, outgoing and approachable. Dances on the couch…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

after the last commercial, I decided...

after the last commercial, I decided to stop. Girls wear the most rediculas looking tape over their breasts. They would look better if they were wearing bikinis. Totally turned me off. Drinks were high priced…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This club has always been awesome...

This club has always been awesome for gorgeous women. Is still is. I was there on a Monday night. It was slow, but that was good, lost of hotties wanting to find a…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

My most recent experience. Apologies...

My most recent experience. Apologies in advance. Kind of long. I revisited the club last week. It is much busier during the day. The girls are much friendlier and there is…

Flashdance Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Haven't been to Flash Dance in...

Haven't been to Flash Dance in years, and I have to say, it could not have become worse. They took one of the best clubs in Akron and destroyed it. The bar is closed. Cokes…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Visited Lipstixx on a Monday just...

Visited Lipstixx on a Monday just after opening. Colorful decor and a large seating area, but very dark. The stage was very poorly lit. Not much good for viewing. There were three dancers working, not…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Pricy, sure. Bouncers a hassle, often....

Pricy, sure. Bouncers a hassle, often. Still a great place to visit. Forget the vip unless you know its a slamdunk. Invest $ 30 for a dance with the girl of your choice and…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I visited Seductions recently around 6:00...

I visited Seductions recently around 6:00 pm on a Thursday night. After getting through the requisite membership purchase I entered a the club to find approximately 6 girls on the floor with one working…

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SUPPOSEDLY fully nude clubs where the girls DON'T go fully nude

Hi guys. I have had the following problem at several strip clubs. The club promotes and advertises itself as being fully nude. However, when I attend I discover that SOME of the girls won't take off all of their clothes;…

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PAIGE

I am very much pleasantly surprised by Paige's comments.

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A quote that discusses STRIPPER LYING!

"Yes IT IS!!!! I have to ly (sp) about my name so psyco's (sp) like you don't follow me home. I have to lie about marital status...because when a guy knows that you are married, they don't want to…

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WHAT A QUOTE!

"... I am a dancer who for many years have been struggling with cum addiction. I'll blow any pervert that comes in the club for $20 and can't get enough and sometimes rub it all over my body.…

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Where did this quote come from?

"To the above poster - I do care about women and even some dancers. I am not saying that customers should force dancers to do anything. I am saying that customers who want to buy a girlfriend should…

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