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Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Stopped in again this last week...

Stopped in again this last week expecting an outstanding time. Went to the Flame Room with Dallas and it was an okay experience but nothing outstanding. Will be back to make sure that this was…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Well i stopped in here a...

Well i stopped in here a few weeks back, during the night shift about midnight, and was pleasantly surprised to see a lot og girls working. I had head that this place was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Well off to Detroit for a...

Well off to Detroit for a little business, and would not believe that I missed my flight out, soooo it was off to the FC for a little of that Motor City hospitality. Sized…

Riverport Tavern

Sarnia, Ontario

Kinda old couches. The holes...

Kinda old couches. The holes from where the dancers stand were deep. 15.00 no touch I started to touch and see and was told 20.00 if I wanted to. Of course…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Dancer POV: Hello, I am a dancer...

Dancer POV: Hello, I am a dancer at the Ybor Strip. I switched over from the Tampa Deja Vu because I could no longer compete with the dancer "sharks" that run the club. I am much…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Definitely a niche club. Went on a...

Definitely a niche club. Went on a recent Sunday night after being disappointed at the more upscale alternatives. I was suprised to find 5 or 6 very attractive dancers (among a larger collection). Yes,…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

This is a club to go...

This is a club to go and have a fun night out. With the three stages there are more then enough girls dancing at a time you won't get tired of any one girl.…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Lap in Vegas. Great...

Best Lap in Vegas. Great club as I sound like a broken record. Just got back from a trip and again had great lap dances and a great time. I still find…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Visited Cabaret Royale a short while...

Visited Cabaret Royale a short while back around 3am, they are open until 4 at least on the weekends, and had quite an enjoyable time despite the $15 cover. The atmosphere was pretty nice,…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

I enjoy the atmosphere and the...

I enjoy the atmosphere and the ladies at the Bustop more than any of club I have been. While over the years they have rearranged and the ladies have changed, it is still the club…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I went to the club and...

I went to the club and walked in I was surprised how small it was. The girls were average. They had a great feature dancer and that was it.

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went here on 4/13/04 and hooked...

Went here on 4/13/04 and hooked up with Jade. Let me just say this....she is the total package. If you are looking for fun, sexiness and total satisfaction you won't be disappointed with this hottie.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Went twice recently, with mixed results. One...

Went twice recently, with mixed results. One Sunday evening I was disappointed to find only two dancers I found particularly attractive. Hadn't had that happen before. Really seems to be part of the "new…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I visited this club twice on...

I visited this club twice on a recent business trip to Miami. It is one of the best clubs I have ever been to. There are so many beauties to look at.…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Encouraged to try the Strip by...

Encouraged to try the Strip by its high ranking and its reviews on TUSCL, I went by on a recent Thursday evening. It's a good neighborhood place, but it really doesn't merit the $10…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by this club a few...

Stopped by this club a few nights ago on Wednesday after visiting the Pink Pony. It was more crowded than the Pony but the girls were not as attractive. VIP area is much…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I give this club a 7...

I give this club a 7 only because it is the best this area has to offer. Went for the first time tonight. A bit pricy to get in, $20 cover (or parking…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Sometimes you have to wonder what...

Sometimes you have to wonder what others people are talking about when you review. This club is nothing. There is a long stage where you feed dollars to not very good looking women.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

tried a weekday afternoon after not...

tried a weekday afternoon after not being there for a while the remodel was completely done. the bathrooms are nice finally (note to the guys using it .. pick up your condoms from the floor…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Worth a stop for a beer...

Worth a stop for a beer to satisfy your morbid curiosity. Other than that this place just nasty.

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Checked out Fox's since i heard...

Checked out Fox's since i heard they added the booths. went in the early afternoon (1:00) and had one dance in there from a nice thin blonde named ... i forget her name ...…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I went on a Thursday night,...

I went on a Thursday night, arriving at around 10pm and staying until nearly closing. For customers accustomed to upscale, big-city clubs, this place takes a bit of getting used to. The atmosphere is anything…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This club was always a great...

This club was always a great time so I was curious to see if the rumors were true. I visited on a Saturday night and everything looked good to me. I do have…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I hate to say it, but...

I hate to say it, but can't seem to stay away from this place. Dancers aren't 10's, but this has got to be one of the best mileage clubs around. Dancers are mid level,…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Diamond Girls remains a solid 8....

Diamond Girls remains a solid 8. Julie is as cute as ever! Nikki gives a great VIP dance. So does Hayden. Stopped by on Wednesday there were 8 girls dancing. The DJ kept things moving…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

This is a nude club that...

This is a nude club that does not serve alcohol. I went during a weekday afternoon. It was a little slow, but they still had a number of pretty hot dancers. The private dances cost…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

This is one of the nicest...

This is one of the nicest clubs I’ve been to. The stage dances are nude and the private dances are topless. They do not serve alcohol. The private dances cost $20 and are done in…

Baby Dolls Gentlemans Club

Highland, Indiana

Thursday evening -- Paid $5 Cover...

Thursday evening -- Paid $5 Cover at the Door and walked in and noticed a DJ stand to my left, Men's Room straight ahead and 4-5 "private dance cubicles". DECOR You notice dimmed lighting and this helps…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a recent wednesday about 4 pm. The club opens at 3 and there was only one other patron that I could see, but the place was so dark that I…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

This club is in the old...

This club is in the old Gold Club building off Colorado Blvd but under new management. Feel of the club remains the same with VIP area upstairs over the entrance and the nude club upstairs at…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Still one of the finest clubs...

Still one of the finest clubs in the nation! Not much has changed since last I reviewed this place -- almost a year ago -- except that the $20 cover no longer includes a…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

After my last experience here, I...

After my last experience here, I can't believe I'm back; however, their web site lists one of my ATFs on the tonight's schedule. It is early on Friday night and only two stages are operating.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The last time I was here,...

The last time I was here, about two years ago, I had, up till that point, the greatest LD ever; it totally expanded my expectations of what a lap dance could and should be.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This has become my favorite club...

This has become my favorite club in Atlanta. The girls are hot-most of them 6-9 in scale. The club is busy most of the day. I have enjoyed the afternoons the best. You can have…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Was there on Tuesday afternoon, about...

Was there on Tuesday afternoon, about 3PM. The club was not busy - 15 girls and only 6-7 patrons. Most of the girls were Brazilian - very beautiful. Drink prices were quite…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I agree with the previous post...

I agree with the previous post (although the attractive waitresses were wearing shirts with their G-strings the night I was there). The girls were a nice mix of sizes, shapes, and complexions and all were…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I live in Chicago, and I've...

I live in Chicago, and I've been stopping here off and on over the past 10 years or so. About 3-4 years ago, 75-80% of the girls were bleach blondes with bad boob jobs and…

Sadies Gentlemen's Club

Ponca City, Oklahoma

The beer was cold, that was...

The beer was cold, that was the best thing. Girls average looking at best, and they pump you for expensive drinks. Couch dances are ridiculous for $25.

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

This nice, large club seemed fairly...

This nice, large club seemed fairly quiet on the Thursday night I visited. Beautiful girls, performing on raised platforms in the topless side or on your lap in the nude side - how can you…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Can be a hit or miss...

Can be a hit or miss experience. Some nights there are tons of dancers circulating, and a LOT of choices of someone to spend some time with. Other nights, the dancers seem to be content…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Nice atmosphere, and good food but...

Nice atmosphere, and good food but that's about where it ends. The stage is way too far from most of the tables and too small for as big as the place is. The place is…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sucks. Girls never circulate, you could...

Sucks. Girls never circulate, you could grow old waiting for a dance here. Plus, the place is especially smoky. Lap dance room (if you're lucky enough to get a dancer to break away from her…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I was last here back in...

I was last here back in March. I stopped by during a business trip. There were dancers on the stage, which was good. A few of them were okay. I only found one woman who…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

You really can’t beat this deal....

You really can’t beat this deal. $10 bucks, all you can drink and food included. Yes the food is bar food but it’s not bad bar food. I went again late on a Thursday with…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Got back here again after a...

Got back here again after a few months away. Things have gone down hill. There were very few attractive women here - seems like they've fled for greener pastures. The night I was here most…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Mild Monday evening found me in...

Mild Monday evening found me in the Box with about 10-12 customers watching baseball and a perfuntory stage performance. "Can you say ...YAWN?" When the night shift started up, I heard what sounded like a…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I've been going here on and...

I've been going here on and off for almost 20 years. It's a great place to go to grab a beer or pitcher, maybe play some pool or watch some sports on the tube…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club on Wed...

I visited the club on Wed about 3P. Club was quiet and there was no cover. Beer was $2. I looked for a previous favorite but she wasn't working that day. I got a couple…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great place! Best looking girls in...

Great place! Best looking girls in Phila, or for that matter, PA, NJ, or the general several state area. Very clean, very safe, very comfortable. Never a feeling that you're in danger here. The girls…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Beautiful girls, great bodies and fun...

Beautiful girls, great bodies and fun times, all and all best of the best

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Awesome, for its special purpose, which...

Awesome, for its special purpose, which is the "rooms." You go in, one on one, with a girl of your choice. For $20-80 you can watch or you can 'bump and grind' with her. The…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club for the...

I visited the club for the first time in several years. I arrived about 5P and cover was $6, and a beer was $5. There were a couple of dancers at the bar, one talking…

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How To Tell If A Stripper Genuinely Likes You

Alright, I've met my fair share of strippers in my time, and I still haven't figured this out yet. Maybe people on this site can give me their input on the subject. How can you tell if a…

Sugar Bare Vip Lounge

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Ok Now things are getting a...

Ok Now things are getting a little better and a little worse.Now the club opens at 5 but usually its 5:30 before we get any talent. The new girls are fair, maybe 4's on a…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Hadn't been to Bare Elegance in...

Hadn't been to Bare Elegance in almost a year, and when I went this time it didn't live up to my memory of it. Went at 10 PM on a Wednesday night, and there…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Quick update on this club as...

Quick update on this club as some of the issues raised in the past have seemingly been addressed. But first, I need to reiterate this club along with Gold Club has some of the…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

I stopped in at 6:30 for...

I stopped in at 6:30 for about an hour. $6 cover but you get a chip for a free drink and a sub sandwich. The sandwich was good. Ordered a double in a tall…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club off and on for the last 18 years. It was further south on Main Street back then, but it is still owned and operated by the same group…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

"Was at the CH2 in late...

"Was at the CH2 in late March. Really packed and the girls were incredible. Beware first timers.... the girls are beautiful but they will try to hustle you until u have nothing left. Stick too…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

I was passing through Idaho on...

I was passing through Idaho on the way to Spokane for a business trip a couple of days ago and stopped in at Stateline to see what this club was like. I was a little…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

The last reviewer said this club...

The last reviewer said this club is his favorite, and I agree it is very good for what it offers -- a lot of beautiful girls showing everything for a price. But what it doesn't…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Okay, there's been plenty of reviews...

Okay, there's been plenty of reviews about this place already, but here's my 2 cents. The place is fairly large and well-appointed. It's not as upscale as Club O, but it makes up for…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

I really would give this place...

I really would give this place a 1 as this was the first club I have ever visited where I prayed that the girls would not come over and talk to me. Skanky may…

Exotic Nights

Honolulu, Hawaii

Great looking girls here, that's for...

Great looking girls here, that's for sure. No fat bitches on stage, and most have young, tight bodies. Three stages, with two girls on each stage. HOWEVER, the hosts and hostesses are very, very pushy about…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited this place two weeks...

I visited this place two weeks ago. Just not my thing. The girls are wearing bikinis on stage, so not much to see there. You're constantly badgered for tips, to see what?…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

This is one of the better...

This is one of the better clubs in the Denver area. It's like two clubs in one. Upstairs is nude with no alcohol, the downstairs is topless with full bar. You can wander…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

Extreme low energy...one average girl dancing...

Extreme low energy...one average girl dancing and one cruising for laps. The dancer did the same moves for each dollar tip. The least she could do is a l;ittle variety. Another had just finished a…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Cheetahs on a...

I went to Cheetahs on a recommendation, and was very disappointed. the girls were average, you could barely see them in the incredibly low light, and the place seemed to be falling apart. I think…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

THE MBOT is a...

THE MBOT is a San Francisco classic: Multiple rooms, each offering a variety of sex acts, stage shows,etc., as well as standard lasp dancing. Expensive,but worth it.

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20...

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20 entry fee. Hot big breasted babe on stage. Another girl quoted a price of $100 for a two-song private dance while i did myself. WAY too much. I walked

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I will admit it. I...

I will admit it. I dont get this place. A lot of folks say they love it, but I have never had a really good trip here. Gave it another try recently,…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

This is a fun local place....

This is a fun local place. No businessmen in suits and ties and no ripoff $30 lap dances. Right off a main highway (Rt1) but a little hard to find. Some of the girls will…

Bustop

Boulder, Colorado

The Bustop is north of Boulder,...

The Bustop is north of Boulder, sort of in the middle of nowhere. The door people are always nice, and now that it's half topless half nude (2 buildings) you can pay for one side…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

This place is just off the...

This place is just off the highway. It has an appeal for truckers that want to see a little kitty while enjoying their lunch. The atmosphere is essentially non-existant. A couple of…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

This place has really lost its...

This place has really lost its quality women. Last time there i couldn't even find a girl worth the $20 lap dance in the VIP room. DOnt know what happened here buy now like 80%…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I liked this club in spite...

I liked this club in spite of a few negatives. There were not very many girls working, about 4 or 5. This club is up in the building. It was a low…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was on a scouting mission for...

Was on a scouting mission for a bachlor party. The place definatly is popular, didn't get any private dances (don't know why) but the action at the bar was better then most private dances I…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I think that you will find...

I think that you will find that anyone could agree and disagree with previous reviews. Overall, the club itself is very nice. Clean, well lit, good music, and the girls are the best…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Went to Diamond Cabaret yesterday with...

Went to Diamond Cabaret yesterday with some friends from out of town. It was a slow monday night with mostly average looking girls. Got a lap dance from a blonde hottie, but song…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

Still a nice sleazy strip club....

Still a nice sleazy strip club. Still a fun club to visit. I figured on them going away once the Playhouse opened up the interstate, since most of the people who ever went…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you want eye candy, this...

If you want eye candy, this is the place. If you are looking for physical interaction, it pretty much ends at a little grinding. Some of the best looking dancers in Vegas.…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, Connecticut

Visited again tonight, great results....

Visited again tonight, great results. Met a new lady, Stacy, who has the best tight little bod in the joint. She is so sweet. Also had a few dances from a…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Was downtown Seattle a couple weekends...

Was downtown Seattle a couple weekends ago on Saturday checking out Pike's Market and walked by the VU and was given a free pass. I had to pay $7 bucks for a refillable soda…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This club has three things going...

This club has three things going for it: no cover, cheap drinks, and good looking girls. That said, its not a place to go for a lot of contact. Every night there are 4-8 girls.…

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Clubs to be shut down

Well guys it has happened,the damn republicans are now attacking the bars of Newport and Covington.I attended the First Reading of the New Ordinance that is to go into effect July 1 of this year,FATASS COP KENTON COUNTY SHERIFF said…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's just underwent a recent remodel,...

Rick's just underwent a recent remodel, the club looks nice. The atmosphere is very sexual, as are the silicone-based dancers. In the entire time i spent at this club i dont think i saw more…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

This was the first time that...

This was the first time that we (my husband and myself) went on a Monday night. The club was a little slow but nice for the extra attention that you get. There was a dancer…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Wife and I visited MBOT in...

Wife and I visited MBOT in March 2004 while in San Fran for a long weekend. It was definitely the highlight of our trip. This place is really more of a brothel than…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Been a regular here for years...

Been a regular here for years (I have a place in HH). Decent bar, generally a good selection of attractive girls, some who have worked there for 2 - 4 years. The upstairs -…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

We (my husband and myself) went...

We (my husband and myself) went here last night and we were not that impressed. We ended up leaving here and going to The Players Club. The girls here we very beautiful and could really…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I had not been to Treasures...

I had not been to Treasures or any club in Houston in almost two years (marriage will do that), but had a chance to get by Treasures on Saturday afternoon (4/17). I got there a little…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I have been to The Admiral...

I have been to The Admiral several times. The Admiral is a nice club but it is what it is. Since it is a nude club there is no alcohol and very little…

Shapes

Kingston upon Hull, England

The club has only been open...

The club has only been open roughly a year and is still fairly quiet, which is not neccesarilly a bad thing. Its open Thursday - Saturday, 8pm - 2am. Entrance fee is £5 before 10pm,…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place probably has the best...

This place probably has the best looking girls of any strip club in Vegas except a lot girls are trying to hustle you into the VIP room. If you are going to go the…

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Skull & Bones alum Bush and Kerry are disgraceful

JOHN KERRY, WAR HERO? New York Post Presumptive Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry has never been forthcoming about how he earned three Purple Heart medals in Vietnam - and the reason for his reticence appears now to be coming clear. At…

The Trophy Room

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This club is just about the...

This club is just about the same as it always has been. It is a relaxing atmosphere. The girls range from 3 to 7 and thats pushing it. I like this place when I want…

Scores East

New York, New York

I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned...

I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned this fact to the readers who look to this site for information: lap dances are now a ridiculous $40/each. Yeah, the women are beautiful, but it's still quite…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

This club was not what i...

This club was not what i expected. All of the hype, and Lots of very nice girls, on average 8's and 9's, however they are rude, and will only talk to you if you…

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Largest on stage tip.

What's the biggest one-shot on stage tip you've ever seen or given ? The club i go to is a laid back neighborhood type, so not too many high rollers. Just an occasional out of town drunk tourist that's…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Great club - especially during the...

Great club - especially during the daytime. Usually a solid selection of at least a dozen dancers, oftentimes more. Infamous lap dances, where mileage is never an issue. The only downside can…

Shakers

Stratford, Connecticut

Pleasant Moments is becoming more consistent....

Pleasant Moments is becoming more consistent. The daytimes generally have about five dancers, including at least one latina -- there is more a regular crew as opposed to Keystone and Teddies girls working one…

Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Rockford, Illinois

I work here. The drinks...

I work here. The drinks are a little expensive, but all the girls are really nice...and some of the most beautiful dancers in town work here. Stop in on day shift sometime and…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Bishop's generally has dancers on the...

Bishop's generally has dancers on the lower end of the looks scale. But, at times, an incredible dance can be had in the back. You can always have fun, but at the right…

Shaker's

Stratford, Connecticut

Still a must visit while in...

Still a must visit while in Bridgeport. Always a reasonable selection of dancers, and all offer high mileage dances in the four back cubicles.

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Fat girls in AZ

Does anyone know of a club in the Phoenix area with nice plump girls? The bigger the better! Skinny girls just do not do it for me. I went to a place in New Orleans once…

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Dancers here?

Are there any dancers on this chat?

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How can you tell if a stripper will let you fuck her for money?

Has anybody ever had an experience of paying a stripper to take her home? Is there anyway to tell if a stripper will fuck for money?

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Movie "The Players Club"

I am watching a movie on USA called "The Players Club" about a beautiful black stripper and the club she works in. It was made in '98 and John Amos (the father from Good Times) is playing a "bad" cop…