I will admit it. I...

I will admit it. I dont get this place. A lot of folks say they love it, but I have never had a really good trip here. Gave it another try recently, and more of the same old. Dances are just as expensive as at clubs where you get to see breasts, but all I ever get is the quick sell, "want a dance?" as the girl is walking past. No "Hi, my name is Cheyanne/Charming/Whatever, can I sit on your lap?" like you get at Delilahs or Risque.

I try to always go back with at least one girl, just to be sure I am not missing anything. Where they seat you is an indication what they are expecting. If you are seated facing away from the door, in the back, then you can expect something. That only happened to me once. I got a little action under her shirt that time. When you're seated facing the bouncer, in the middle or front, you can expect to have your hand batted away if you leave it on her hip too long. That is my experience, at any rate. I get good treatment in other clubs. Am I doing something wrong here? Is there a secret handshake I dont know?