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Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

First I want to agree with...

First I want to agree with everything in the previous post. I'm glad I took the time to find XTC, and I highly recommend that you give it a try. My first impression…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

This place is really the best...

This place is really the best bet in BHM. No real mileage but a very upscale club with very hot ladies and good drinks. Like most places, attention is better during off hours when crowd…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Decided to make a return visit...

Decided to make a return visit after bad previous experience. Only a few dancers on a Wednesday afternoon, 6 or 7 and they were all staying very busy. Finally had dances from Terry.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Not a bad place really... hot...

Not a bad place really... hot gals cold drinks and a very plesent atmosphere... Mileage is minimal however.. but a nice place to spend an evening.

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

This club provides fine and friendly...

This club provides fine and friendly entertainment in a "down home" atmosphere. YUP there are some overweight types and also some very nicely built babes. They all seem to have customers to why…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Went to PT’s-Sauget on a Tuesday...

Went to PT’s-Sauget on a Tuesday afternoon with no Cardinal’s baseball game going on during the daytime, and there were only about 10 customers at around 2:30-3:00 PM. $6 cover and $2 bottle beer was…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I had not been to Ricks...

I had not been to Ricks in months. This was the first time for me in the new Ricks. The girls are as friendly as ever and I went into the VIP area with…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

I visited PT's in SA last...

I visited PT's in SA last Monday night for a couple of hours (11pm-1am), and I highly recommend it. It's in a nice part of town next to some good hotels and only a…

Babe's Mens Club

San Antonio, Texas

I visited here last Tuesday night...it's...

I visited here last Tuesday night...it's a well-lit place with potential, but the dancers were disappointing. It has a big theater-style stage on one end where the girls do a 2 song rotation, first…

I concur with the previous posts....

I concur with the previous posts. I wish I would have seen these reviews before I went in. I stopped here at about 7 last Tueday night. I asked the girl at…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Visited SJ again the other night...

Visited SJ again the other night and had a good time. One major change is they are now BYOB. It doesn't matter to me since I'm not much of a drinker but I'm sure for…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

An eight only because a couple...

An eight only because a couple of the new girls won't rock anyone's sox. I enjoyed an hour or so with Alexa, a long-legged very shapely natural blonde. This is a lady you…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Visited on weekday early afternoon. 3...

Visited on weekday early afternoon. 3 dancer and 2-4 customers. 2 song sets with usually only end second song totally nude. No 2 for 1 dances offered. No cover during day . $7 pop with…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

This place is the best. Kind...

This place is the best. Kind of a dump in the middle of nowhere. Hard to find if you don't know what you are looking for. The BYOB makes it an affordable place. Cover is…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited weekday midafternoon. About 10 dancers...

Visited weekday midafternoon. About 10 dancers and about same number of customers. First visit since new booths. Asking price seemed to be $40 per dance or 3 for $100. Couch dance for $20. Got a…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

went on wednesday, lots of girls...

went on wednesday, lots of girls 6, 7, 8s....no 9s... laps 10 bucks...small side room for laps .....still best bar in dayton area.... tia was ok...but kitty is the lappers fav...wednesdays are free....great bar for…

Mike's Crossroads

Birmingham, Alabama

Okay, benefit of a doubt, tried...

Okay, benefit of a doubt, tried it again. Just couldn't manage, finished the beer and left. Quality just isn't there, and what was, wasn't friendly. Last time

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Nice, no hassle location. Inexpensive...

Nice, no hassle location. Inexpensive beer... Several average to above average girls... but their attitude makes this place a fun stop. Will definately visit again.

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Since my last review of this...

Since my last review of this club (and really any and all others in and around Bourbon Street), I have been in many times, but I am finally getting around to writing again. Scarlett's has proven…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Although many people (including a few...

Although many people (including a few of my close friends) have sworn off of Hustler's, it only goes to show me that only the strong survive. They can't handle it... The girls are generally aggressive,…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

I don't think I've ever submitted...

I don't think I've ever submitted a review on the Gold Club here, although I've been in it a thousand times alone, with bachelor parties and with friends. In all, the Gold Club never has…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Went there about noon and only...

Went there about noon and only three girls working. I think it cost about 3 bucks to get in. Two of the girls were very good looking and friendly. The third was…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went in for a visit on...

Went in for a visit on a Saturday afternoon. Since they have raised the price of an average lap dance in the main area to $25, I think business has fallen off. There were only…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

visited club on 6/16 around 6pm....

visited club on 6/16 around 6pm. club was open. no cover until 7pm about half dozen guys. dancers didnt start until almost 7pm stayed for three dancers. could not understand names…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The only reason I rate Temptations...

The only reason I rate Temptations above Rick's is becuse of the extra mileage I get when I go there. The owner and his partner are always accomodating to the Nth degree as are the…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Visited recently and found this an...

Visited recently and found this an interesting club. Nice people working and a mix of a few types of women. One very cute blonde from TN. I had a nice lap dance…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

this is a nice club. very...

this is a nice club. very clean and welcoming. The girls are always smokin hot but you are constantly hit up for lap dances....there is one big stage in the middle and a bunch of…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I stopped by IS on a...

I stopped by IS on a recent Monday evening about 9:30. The club was very slow with about 12 girls working. I was approached by nearly everyone for a chat and dance offer. Mia was…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I agree with the other posters...

I agree with the other posters that this is a very interesting club. I went on a Tuesday, did not open until after 8PM. Hong Kong is connected to the Miami Club next…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Stopped by for a visit on...

Stopped by for a visit on a weeknight. Same old Sammy's -- beautiful women, but a bit stuck up for the most part. Plenty of plastic here, too. Sammy's still has the…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

I visited about 10:30 on a...

I visited about 10:30 on a recent Wednesday evening. The quality of the girls was up significantly from my previous visit. The last time I was here the girls were mediocre. One dancer got to…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Truth of the matter is, unless...

Truth of the matter is, unless you're (a) local, it really might be hard to get much (any?) mileage at strip clubs on Bourbon Street. Lucky for me, I live about 60 feet off of…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Well maintained,, clean. Arranged almost...

Well maintained,, clean. Arranged almost like a playhouse with the stage in front with a small oval runway. Patrons sit either close to the runway or at tables in front or along both…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

A very good experience last week....

A very good experience last week. Stopped in mid evening and found plenty of beautiful women working and not too many guys. Talked with Teresa for a while and then had a two for $40…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went there on a Sunday--late afternoon...

Went there on a Sunday--late afternoon and stayed until about 10PM. Not busy and most customers and many girls were watching the basketball game. When the game ended I had a seat in the back…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Didn't see the hustle everyone talks...

Didn't see the hustle everyone talks about on Sunday afternoon/night, but I saw it on Wed. evening. First the plusses...very pretty ladies (7-10s), several were very nice, but they all seemed mechanical in their…

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taking nominations-worst towns for strip clubs

lets start with Jacksonville FL, Orlando FL, Columbus GA

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Visited Indiana's best club Wednesday. ...

Visited Indiana's best club Wednesday. As a regular Friday night guest, a Wednesday appearance was a change of pace for me. Found a much more mature audience, mostly golfers or business guys passing thru.…

Exotica Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

Excellent club. Great eye candy,...

Excellent club. Great eye candy, and friendly dancers. Close to the airport and the area hotels and convention centers.

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I visited here for the first...

I visited here for the first time, funny because I heard about this club two years ago when I lived out west and finally got around to it (and had trouble finding the place).…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

This club doesn't deserve a 1...

This club doesn't deserve a 1 rating, but i'm giving it this for two reasons. The first is that if this the number 1 club in the entire US, I am Tiger Woods.…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

very good club, hot women, free...

very good club, hot women, free stage lap dance with picture for birthdays, two floors, not very smokey, reasonable prices

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Went again Sunday afternoon before last...

Went again Sunday afternoon before last and caught the changeover from day to night shift. I think in general the night shift was better, but there was a couple nice looking day shift also.…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Had a chance to go CHT...

Had a chance to go CHT again on a Tuesday night - went there because TUSCL reviews said it was a happening place even on a weekday and that's no lie. Tons of girls…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited the Cheetah on 6/16...

I visited the Cheetah on 6/16 during the early lunch hours (12-1). The Good: It is a great place for a quick lunch. The place is well ventilated and I did not have any…

Downtown Dolls

Roanoke, Virginia

Used to be fully nude until...

Used to be fully nude until they got busted for something drug related. Girls are pretty nice. Topless on the dance floor with the "option" of getting nude. Couch room in the…

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Do you tell mgmt/dancers that you are going to put a review on TUSCL?

How many of you tell mgmt/dancers that you are going to write a review? Do you worry if you spill the beans about extra's, and mgmt reads it the dancer might get fired. If you have told tell, does it…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Went on a Wed night. Place...

Went on a Wed night. Place was crowded. Seemed to be a local crowd. Everyone knew everyone. Women ranged from 5 to 8. All were very friendly. Tended to late 20's to late 30's.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Was there on a Tuesday afternoon...

Was there on a Tuesday afternoon and was the only patron in the club. $8 for a coke and $2 to check a bag. There were 5 dancers. Had a high (one-way)…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Visited this past Monday afternoon and...

Visited this past Monday afternoon and early evening. First time since Daytona 500 week (plus one) in February. Not many ladies on either shift; few of those were very attractive; none, save one, were very…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Just when you think it can't...

Just when you think it can't get any better. Although the night time college atmosphere can be fun (much more fun if there were beer) the personal attention one can receive during the afternoon…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

"Home of the $1 Air Dance",...

"Home of the $1 Air Dance", Sensations Showgirls somehow manages to make a topless club a very dull place. While the girls aren't unattractive (they're generally 5s and 6s), they are pretty uniformly disinterested…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Had another very enjoyable time on...

Had another very enjoyable time on Tues afternoon at Flashdancers. No cover, and $9 for a coke. Place was free of smoke and smell. Thoroughly enjoyed 6 dances from different ladies -…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went back to YS earlier this...

Went back to YS earlier this week. Had a great visit. Met Heather, who is lovely and fantastic. I highly recommend. She is sweet and friendly, and gives a great dance, high contact and very…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

Sure, it's just a bikini club,...

Sure, it's just a bikini club, but the atmosphere is relaxed, the staff are friendly, and drink and dance prices are very reasonable. If you're looking for a club that "pushes the envelope" in…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs in the nation. Sweet, friendly, attractive, young girls. Full service restaurant. Classy atmosphere, low prices and high mileage. I have been coming here for years and it just…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

Okay I give this a rating...

Okay I give this a rating of 4 which is not that good, but what's scary is this is the club I consistently go back to. Totally a biker bar where girls dance around…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Stopped there late on Tuesday night...

Stopped there late on Tuesday night and not much was happening. I was forutnate enough to get a 2-for-1 dance right when I walked in, but didn't have another girl really approach me within the…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Wednesday afternoon visit, to duck...

A Wednesday afternoon visit, to duck out of the rain more than anything else. 3 girls, 2 black, one asian. No cover, $4 soda. Still no pole, and pretty uninspired dancing. Private dances seemed to…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

As always, the best St Louis...

As always, the best St Louis has to offer. Prettiest women in the area by far - and lots of 'em. You may not get the mileage you might get in Washington Park,…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

I was expecting a better experience...

I was expecting a better experience than what was delivered. I went on a Saturday after spending some time at Sundowner and had a much better time at the Downer. The girls were…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

The dancers at this club are...

The dancers at this club are amazing. Went on a Saturday night and there was an excellent assortment of women and most were 8-9s. Got a dance from a blonde named Megan.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to the club Sat nite....

Went to the club Sat nite. My ATF unnamed dancer was not there which was a disappointment. No Selena, Alizee, Miranda, etc. Then I saw Armani(sp?). Beautiful black dancer. I tipped her at a satellite…

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Cigar smoking in strip clubs

I think cigar smoking should be banned in strip clubs(or any kinda club, restuarant)as they really stink up the place. Couldn't they find a better use for a cigar than smoking it? Bill Clinton did!

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went there yesterday- Tuesday being 2-1...

Went there yesterday- Tuesday being 2-1 day. Unlike another Deja Vu (Flint) this one runs the specials several times each hour. Peydon is back working Mon and Tues. Got awesome twosome dance with Diamond and Velvet-…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I was there for a friend's...

I was there for a friend's bachelor party. The girls there were very nice, and liked talking to you. There was this one asian girl that I could not get enough of.…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I was at the falls this...

I was at the falls this past weekend and had to go down and visit the sundowner and seductions....my experience as always was amazing the club was pretty packed on a sat night; many of women…

Gin Dee's Cafe

West Haven, Connecticut

Stopped here on a recent Saturday...

Stopped here on a recent Saturday afternoon for a quick beer. One dancer on stage who had a fairly decent body about a 5. The highlight was the barmaid (who may have been…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Was raided once again Sunday night-4...

Was raided once again Sunday night-4 dancers, doorman, and bartender arrested. Have heard from a reliable source that the city is determined to close this place down via "quality of life laws". (Remember "Dangerous…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

I took a recent trip to...

I took a recent trip to SoCo. There was both new and familiar faces. I had a fantastic time as usual. The nice thing about this club is faces may change, but the club format…

French Maid

Calgary, Alberta

Don't come here for the lap...

Don't come here for the lap dances - there aren't any. But you can play games with the girls. Go downstairs and you can either go straight into a pool room/sports bar or…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Went by on a recent visit...

Went by on a recent visit to ATL. It is sort of near where the gold club was. It appears to be a neighborhood type club. The girls were only average but…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

$10 dollar 1 yr membership. ...

$10 dollar 1 yr membership. $4 per drink, two drink minimum. 2 stages and two VIP rooms. 4 new plasma screen TV's (not High Def) add to the atmosphere. Two pool…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

I've only been to a few...

I've only been to a few "black" clubs but really enjoyed the eye candy in this place. It's a relatively small dark place - not a dump but far from one of eligence.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited SR on Thursday June 10,...

Visited SR on Thursday June 10, my 7 rating may not be real fair as I didn't even get any dances, reason being, the place was packed, there was not a place to sit anywhere,…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

One of my favorite clubs in...

One of my favorite clubs in Vegas. I visited again on Friday June 11. It's honestly not the club it used to be, the quality of the girls seems to have dropped considerably…

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

The lack of reviews should tell...

The lack of reviews should tell you about this club. I have never rated a club this low. This place hasn't changed much except for the decor. They have remodeled the club. But there isn't…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Overall, this is probably my favorite...

Overall, this is probably my favorite club in Austin. Larger than Sugars, including a larger VIP area, but with the same owners and lots of dancer crossover. VIP, in my opinion, is sometimes…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to club on a weekday...

Went to club on a weekday afternoon. Club was dead. A couple of girls there. Girls were 4 to 6. Left after one drink gilrs no activity in club were worth staying.

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went there last week, and had...

Went there last week, and had a couple of really smoking table dances from Charlene. If you get there, look her up. That said, this used to be a different club under a different name…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a monday, June 2004 The very negative thing I experienced at Treasures was some girl that had just given a lap dance to my friend, and we then got a table…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

Diamonds has undergone a decrease in...

Diamonds has undergone a decrease in quality over the past few months, but is still OK. The cover is 7 bucks. The setup of the club is a bar area which drops down onto the…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Visited club on 6/14 for lunch....

Visited club on 6/14 for lunch. No cover, but $10 bottomless drink at door. Received dances from several girls. Tonya gave the best high mileage dances of the group. Dances were…

Club Bacchus

Wooster, Ohio

I don't care what you country...

I don't care what you country yocals say, this has got to be one of the worst clubs on the planet. Don't get me wrong, I will most likely go back if I am…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Went yesterday and WOW. They...

Went yesterday and WOW. They have really relaxed the rules and the LD are fantastic. Still only $10. I was told by one girl that according the the local statutes they cannot…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Visited on a Saturday (after midnight),...

Visited on a Saturday (after midnight), June 2004 Some girls was just THE BOMB, some where also very "round" :-) Anyway no ringside seats on 3 of the stages. Place seems big and cold. Waitress is nothing special. Pool table…

Lingerie Dreams

Wilmington, California

This club is total crap. Its...

This club is total crap. Its a rip off of the 3rd degree, and a waste of time, money, and gas. $40-$60 dollars is the cover charge for this dingy hole, and before you get a…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Monday night is was slow in...

Monday night is was slow in here 15-20 dancers @ the peak around 9-10. Harley and Adrian give good laps A- on both. A few too many new girls that frankly need to hit the gym…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went to downers last weekend on...

Went to downers last weekend on a Friday night. Got there at about 11 pm. The place was hopping. No seats immediately available. There were probably about 30 girls there.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Something new happened this time, a...

Something new happened this time, a girl offered me a flat rate to get me off. I've been getting dances from her for a long time and that might have something to do with.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Club atmosphere varies a little, depending...

Club atmosphere varies a little, depending on the law enforcement situation. But if you can find the right girl, there may not be a better $10 lap dance anywhere. I've found Nikki and…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Saturday night...

Stopped by on a Saturday night with a big group for a bachelor party. We got there around 10:30 and it took about 45 minutes to get in and the line stayed long the whole…

Secrets

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Satin Dolls is a...

Satin Dolls is a lowerclass club with some interesting nuances. One small stage in the center of the room surrounded by comfortable chairs with wheels that allow patrons to roll up to…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Went back to this club twice...

Went back to this club twice last week. Both times had great dances from a girl from the Czech Republic named Jana. Really affectionate and knew how to dance. The only downside to the evenings…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

A fun time, but something just...

A fun time, but something just felt wrong. Went a week or two ago, on a Wednesday night. There was a pretty good crowd. There were lots of dancers, mostly very good looking.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Hadn't been here for a couple...

Hadn't been here for a couple of years, mostly because the Showcase is a lot closer to D.C. But I was missing out. Physically hasn't changed, but the dances are miles better than…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This club is interesting in a...

This club is interesting in a wierd sort of way. Located downtown near the Pike St. Market, it has one of the largest most gaudy neon signs I have ever seen on a strip…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I think this club will always...

I think this club will always get a 10 from me, even though it has its flaws. Such as, you only get average mileage with lapdances. Meaning your hands cant roam too far…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I had the opportunity to visit...

I had the opportunity to visit this place last Saturday and all I can say is WOW. There must be a God if this kinnd of establishment is located in the middle of nowhere.…

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

You get high milage at this...

You get high milage at this club. Not all air. Full service is available with some girls, you'll have to pay extra. A half hour show is 140.00, and a private lap…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Teddie's is under extreme scrutiny, from...

Teddie's is under extreme scrutiny, from both LE and neighbors. In reaction, they have fired a number of girls, and many dancers have left on their own. It is a shell of it's…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went to Defa Vu on this...

Went to Defa Vu on this Monday night. Started slow but got pretty good. The girls ranged from 6 to 8 and were not pushy. My usual complaint with this club and…

Slack Alice's Show Pub

Penticton, British Columbia

Went in on a recent busy...

Went in on a recent busy Saturday night and was disappointed. Two girls danced one set each in the time from about 11 pm to midnight, and then the shows ended for the night.…

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Why did you first go to a strip club and how old were you?

I'm just wondering about people's first time strip club experiences. I was in my mid 20's and had never gone to one. Some of the guys where I worked at the time decided that my eyes needed to…

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Opinion changer or not? You discover your new girlfriend is a stripper.

I'm just wondering what's the opinion if after dating a girl for awhile you suddenly discover that she is a stripper. Do you enjoy the dates more or do you suddenly think she is no longer marriage material? I would…

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why do you really go to a stripclub?

What is the real reasons that guys go to stripclubs? Some might say I like hanging out with my friends and drinking, and talking to the ladies. Okay, that might be true but can't you do that at a "regular"…