"Home of the $1 Air Dance",...

"Home of the $1 Air Dance", Sensations Showgirls somehow manages to make a topless club a very dull place. While the girls aren't unattractive (they're generally 5s and 6s), they are pretty uniformly disinterested in both their jobs and the patrons, and the rules in Grand Rapids make darned sure that they never do get interested in either one of them. There seem to be little 6" rulers (the required distance between dancer and patron) everywhere, and nobody is willing to bend those rulers. There also seem to be stopwatches in every dancer's possession, since they know precisely how long a table dance (not really a bargain, even at $1) should last. Sheesh! What a waste!! The Sound System at Sensations is good; the beer is cold (although they did manage to make a Sam Adams taste bad when I was there), but the club just never delivers. It's a good place to go for a couple of beers and a reasonable view, but not much else. If you want action, pack up the car, head down I-96 to Lansing, and go to Omar's. You'll drive a lot more, but the mileage will be worth it.