This club doesn't deserve a 1...

This club doesn't deserve a 1 rating, but i'm giving it this for two reasons. The first is that if this the number 1 club in the entire US, I am Tiger Woods. $10 totally nude lap dances are hard to beat, but you must consider what is lapping you. Most of these girls could be shot putters. I can live with that. I've always said it ain't the meat, it's the motion. The primary reason for this diss is that it is the only strip club I have ever been tossed from. Just last night. I always bring a big bankroll wherever I go and expect to leave it with whomever takes care of me. After sorting through the East German track and field team, I found a very pretty blonde--no tits, no problem. I was nearing critical mass after the fourth dance and offered a $50 tip for merely finishing things off. She said she had to go do some kind march around the joint and would I please pay her. I told her no, I'm good for it, just come back back when your parade is over. Next thing I know, some character comes back and says pay her and I need to talk to you. She had reported my request to him, he asked me if this was true, I said yes and he told me to leave. Fine. I save $50+. What do they think people are doing here? There's no alcohol and this place is in the middle of nowhere. They have totally nude, full grind lap dances and they don't expect anyone to blow? I suppose I'll have to choose my words more carefully, but it is my duty to knock this place off its perch.