I was in town for business...

I was in town for business and was reading the sports section in my hotel room. I saw an ad for Flamingo and thought, hell, why not. I haven't been there in about a year or so.

The excursion started out bad; I had to wake up the doorman in order to get in. And although I had a coupon for a free entry, it still cost me $15 to get in. Worse yet, I was the only customer there for the next hour. Every dancer hit on me within minutes. By the end of the night, I did dance with 4 girls: 2 on the couches against the wall and 2 in the private area. The $60 private area, not the $100.

Two of the dancers didn't speak much English, not that it mattered much. Maybe it was 3. All I know there was liberal touching both ways, even for the cheap $10 couch laps. All I know is I benefited from being the only guy there and if a girl wanted to show me a little extra, who am I to complain.