This place doesn't get a high...

This place doesn't get a high score for its decor, staff, or sound system, but it is the best place in Portland for high-mileage lap dances and private shows, rivaling Mitchel Brothers in San Francisco, but way cheaper. $5 cover, $30 for a private dance in a closed room with no bouncers checking on you, and depending on the girl, it can be a very *satisfying* experience. If you want more than a lap dance, you can get a 30 minute private show for $140 where you can get naked too. I highly recommend Butterfly, Audry, Jessie, and Paris.