I've said it before and it...

I've said it before and it bears repeating; if you are calling yourself a BYO nude club and charging 15 or $20 cover I expect to see the total package on stage during the dance routines. It's called Truth in Advertizing. No one gets nekkid on the stage in this over-hyped tourist oriented joint, so that will be your first dis-appointment. To 'see it all' you pony up another 30 big ones for your 'private dance' in large and well monitored communal room in back where the comfort stations are. So during your 'private show it all' dance you can observe countless yahoos going to and fro the loo. In AC, you're almost better off throwing it away at the tables unless you're a young, impressionable 20 something at your bud's bachelor bash.