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Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Was there in mid March. ...

Was there in mid March. Most of the girls were very attractive, with a high enough percentage having real boobs, which I like. I went into the VIP area during the hourly special…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This club varies depending on the...

This club varies depending on the night but the girls go further here then any other club in Minneapolis. If you pay the money to go upstairs its definatly a hands on enviroment.…

Paris House Modeling Studio

West Hollywood, California

Some things never change. The...

Some things never change. The old dependable Paris House still offers generally not so good looking girls and ymmv private (sort of) experiences. For those that don't know it, you enter the lobby of…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Made it down to Houston for...

Made it down to Houston for some business, had not been ther in over six years, and while things may have changed from my relative youthful years, Houston continues to amaze me with the number…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

excellent club. prices on drinks are...

excellent club. prices on drinks are a little high but ok if you buy the special. the place is always clean and well maintained. never have seen any trouble in there other than the good

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa on business, and...

Was in Tampa on business, and staying at the Marriott Westshore. I saw this place across the street, and thought I'd give it a go.. Not a particurlarly bad place, nice dancers, and…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This place seems to have fallen...

This place seems to have fallen on hard times. Not sure what is going on here, but for the first time in YEARS there were more fat girls than thin ones. That goes…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Such a fun club! Not too...

Such a fun club! Not too big, but not too cramped, this club has wonderful decor, and a really nice staff. On a Saturday I only counted maybe 10 girls, but they were all…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

If you like hands on dancing,...

If you like hands on dancing, this is the place for you. It's not only allowed, it's encouraged. But slapping, pinching or twisting will earn you an early exit. Min.($10) cover is well worth the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Apparently, YMMV is the key word...

Apparently, YMMV is the key word these days. Recently I visited on a Wednesday at about 6 PM. From my previous experience I expected the place to be packed. It wasn't. I took up my…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Frequent and long time customer of...

Frequent and long time customer of Rick's. Best club in Seattle for regulars by far and away. Daytime/early evening staff contain a number of very attractive women who have been with the club for a…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Visited again on a Monday in...

Visited again on a Monday in late March. In some ways my best visit ever to Fantasia. Selection and performance of dancers downstairs wasn't as good as I've seen it in the past, but was…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited Fantasy Girls after visiting...

I visited Fantasy Girls after visiting Wild Orchid. I arrived at 4P. There was no cover and a draft beer was $2. The club was much brighter than the Orchid, but the music was way…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

After a long absence, I have...

After a long absence, I have made a few trips to the Millstream Inn. The place appears to be picking up, with friendlier, prettier girls lately. The big pasties are gone, replaced with…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nowhere near as much fun as...

Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With Tits and Ass. I've switched to only ocassional visits just to see if there is any improvement. Sorry,…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I visited Stiletto last weekend for...

I visited Stiletto last weekend for the very first time -- in a word, this place is "unbelievable". What I enjoyed most about this visit was the amount of audience participation. I met Alexandria, a…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Stopped in in early April. ...

Stopped in in early April. There was nothing special going on. The quality of the girls deteriorated from my last visit there. There was one dancer that I would have rated as…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I've been to clubs all over...

I've been to clubs all over the US, and this one is my favorite. Not because all of the girls are knockouts, although some are (marry me, Ivy!) and they are all good…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Spiralling in the wrong direction... I visit...

Spiralling in the wrong direction... I visit NJ once per month, and generally stop in Spotlights. It has been trending downward consistently for six months now, and has hopefully hit bottom. I walked into to an…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

Deathlok hit the nail on the...

Deathlok hit the nail on the head, what can I say. I am an old regular when I lived in Iowa and to this day will drive the 6 hours from where I live…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Wed afternoon at 2P. There was a $10 cover and a draft beer was $6. The club is very dark and I was escorted to a table by the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Back in the area last week...

Back in the area last week so I thought I would give the place another chance. My opinion hasn’t changed. Local bar atmosphere. No private area for dances. Mileage average with absolute limits. Don’t be…

Soft Touch

East St. Louis, Illinois

I dropped by Soft Touch on...

I dropped by Soft Touch on a friday about 11pm. after reading some comments on another web site. I was prepared for the idea that the girls would all be African-American, but I was surprised…

Naughty Girls

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Avoid like the plague. ...

Avoid like the plague. $5.00 cover charge w/1 drink minimun so you are out 8+ bucks B-4 even sitting down. It was so bad I left after downing my drink.

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night and was extrememly dissapointed. Not only is it small, and loud, it smelled like carpet cleaner and none of the girls were better than a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

This is the ultimate strip club...

This is the ultimate strip club for the Chicago land area. The layout is like something you would only see in Vegas, with it's extreamly high ceilings and classy VIP rooms. Don't get…

The Trophy Room

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I visited on a Tuesday night...

I visited on a Tuesday night and found about 8 girls working. Most of them were in the 6 to 8 range. A lot of silicone, if that is what you are into.…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went to this club a couple...

Went to this club a couple of times over the last month. Both times the women ranged from 6-8's. Nothing outstanding and nothing too bad. There were 10-15 girls in there.…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

Was there the other night, pretty...

Was there the other night, pretty crowded for a thursday. The club is topless so the dances are fairly tame. The girls I talked to were low pressure. It is a good place to go…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This place should be called club...

This place should be called club ignore-um. If you want to know what it's like to be invisable, go here. When I arrived, I went to the stage and tipped a blonde $1, she never…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

this is a small club, but...

this is a small club, but quality of girl is fairly high. when you enter you pay a membership fee, then each time after just an admission fee. the stage is against one…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went by on a Monday evening...

Went by on a Monday evening right at the shift change, had a few dances with a brunnette, I think she was dutch by her accent, great body with huge tightly streched fake tits, dances…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Excellent club! Beautiful women and...

Excellent club! Beautiful women and 20 laps with tons of mileage. What more could a guy ask for. The cover is 20 bucks but you can get there for happy hour and…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Still the highest milage of any...

Still the highest milage of any club in southeren Ontario. Was there during the day on a Tuesday, 8 or 9 good looking woman ranging from 6 to 9s. Had a free roaming…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

As far the last commentary about...

As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except that she did get naked... Just not at the club. I am stopping in today. Hoping for some improvement.

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

This place has cleaned up a...

This place has cleaned up a bit since I was there years ago. There is a small stage in the back where the action takes place. I was there on a friday and had no…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Went there last night. It...

Went there last night. It was pretty dead. Maybe 15 patrons total. I didn't really see anything exceptional, but everyone was pleasant and friedly, even the staff. Being out of my neighborhood, I…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was here during the openning weekend...

Was here during the openning weekend of the NCAA tourney this year - place was pretty crowded and there was a decent number of girls but I was disappointed in the quality. It took…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Great club, with great value. I...

Great club, with great value. I showed up on a Wednesday night around 8pm. The crowd hadn't shown up till 9-9:30. It was also amateur night, but I didn't hang around for it so I…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ecstacy is one of the better...

Ecstacy is one of the better clubs in the area. The stage side seating is excellent, with good interaction from the dancers. Many of the dancers are gorgeous, and the private bed dance…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

Wildcats is a fairly small tavern...

Wildcats is a fairly small tavern style bar with parking in front for around 25 cars. In the evening you can park in the lots of nearby businesses. This brings the total up to about…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ventured to Pompano, and visited this...

Ventured to Pompano, and visited this high-end club. Definitely a GC. Girls are quite lovely, and the decor and ambience is nice. Prices are pretty steep though, as one would expect. Saw a decent amount…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Ok girls, some hot, some need...

Ok girls, some hot, some need major liposuction. They removed the curtains in the VIP area so it's a lot less fun than it used to be

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

I am a long time customer...

I am a long time customer of Rick's. However recently moved south to Olympia. So decided to check out Foxes in Tacoma. I stopped in around 8:00PM on Monday night- I know not an…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club was excellent - great...

This club was excellent - great looking girls, great contact dances. But the only negative is that there are no private areas - everything is really out in the open.

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I like this club, although the...

I like this club, although the dancers here sometimes aren't the barbie dolls you will find elsewhere, the mileage on the lappers is very good. It is similiar to Babes East for which you…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Great club! Beautiful women who will...

Great club! Beautiful women who will talk and laugh with you. No touching at all, but they are great eye candy. Drinks are high, but they don't push you too much.

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Probably my favorite club in Indy....

Probably my favorite club in Indy. I always go here during the days, the VIP at $50.00 per half hour is the way to go if ya got the cash. My favorites are…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

Had not been to CCs in...

Had not been to CCs in while so decided to make a visit this last Saturday night. Arrived at 10:30PM - IT WAS DEAD - no kidding - just about 5 customers and over…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

the candid, is an alright bikini...

the candid, is an alright bikini bar to go to for the silicon valley area. there are some pretty girls of all shapes and colors, some hot some not. i had fun my first time…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in a a tuesday afternoon...

Stopped in a a tuesday afternoon (the best time to go as they have 2 for1 dances). Dancers ranged from 5-8 in looks. Best was Donna & Meddia the lappers here aren't bad, but…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good club to kill a few...

Good club to kill a few hours on the way to the airport. Nice inteior layout plenty of dancers in the 6-9 range lappers $20.00 and not as good as some othere…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

Does the phrase "clip joint" mean...

Does the phrase "clip joint" mean anything to you? This place is the ultimate clip joint. The attitude of the staff is that they are doing you a favor…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went to BDD for the first...

Went to BDD for the first time in quite a while two weeks ago. From what I saw, the new location is really picking up steam. I still miss the old location, which…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

This place is aaight. The...

This place is aaight. The women are mixed and dances are hands on fun in a small hallway style row of chairs in a communal area. $5 cover when I was there and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

THis is a nice change from...

THis is a nice change from the more popular westheimer and richmond ave clubs. Great physical space, tow levels, lots of corners to get lost in. Girls not nearly as hard-core-selling as many…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

If you like good floor work...

If you like good floor work this is the club for you. Dancers range from 6-9 in looks, just not my style of club as the dances are $20.00 air. They do have…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

went in one thursday night after...

went in one thursday night after work, for the physical the place is a real hole in the wall disgusting tiles in the bathroom door to the vip room hanging off the hinges, even…

Mickey's Razzle Dazzle

Council Bluffs, Iowa

I visited this club Tuesday night...

I visited this club Tuesday night but did not stay long. This is strickly a GO-GO club. Girls were pretty and friendly but somehow I find it hard to shell out 20 bucks…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Used to be one of my...

Used to be one of my favorites, but as previous review mentioned they have torn out most of the private dance are. Area behind the buffet is too!!!! small. On dancer took me…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

went on a Tuesday night, 3/05....

went on a Tuesday night, 3/05. Very slow. WEnt to VIP with a blonde, big breasts, hips. $300/hr +50 fee. Club has decreased traffic as a result of loss of free entry coupons.

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went by here twice during the...

Went by here twice during the week. The club is located right in the downtown area where all the clubs are on Central, near 3rd St. You can cruise around and find a free parallel…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Still the best club in the...

Still the best club in the Chicago area. Went on a Monday night. 5-6 girls working -- all pretty decent - not models but attractive and not heavy. Still running the 3…

Vintage Industrial Strip Club

North Hills, California

I drove by there twice on...

I drove by there twice on two weeknights (Tues, Wed) around 10pm last week and they were closed. The lights were on outside, but no cars anywhere. Unless there's a secret entrance, I'd…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

One of the better clubs innthe...

One of the better clubs innthe midwest. Usually 10-20 dancers working on days 11-7 and 20-40 on nights 7-3. Great laid back atmosphere high quality $10.00 lappers and most of the dancers are…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My 3rd trip to Cheetahs. It...

My 3rd trip to Cheetahs. It is still a great experience after being from Ga. and the Atlanta clubs. The Atlanta clubs are really strict after the Gold Club Fiasco. No touching allowed, of course…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went there on a Thursday night....

Went there on a Thursday night. Lots of ladies!! Problem was there were lots of guys as well. Not a good ratio. I prefer Mon-Wed - better selection, better ratio, less wait!! Candy is…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Went 2 days ago and had...

Went 2 days ago and had some fun. I met a tall think Hispanic chick who gave me a full grind in the private dance room, cost 40. Then went to the private area for a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

What a difference a few weeks...

What a difference a few weeks can make. Visited again during a friday dayshift where there were 6 girls working. I sat invisble to them for about an hour. With only 6…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I agree with the last report,...

I agree with the last report, things are about back to normal.....I still prefer the afternoons to the evenings though. Make sure you keep a watchful eye as some of the new dancers are…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I was there in February and...

I was there in February and in my mind this is the best club in ATL. The women are always bueautiful. The staff is always friendly. The bartenders are a little slow at times this…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

I was last at this club...

I was last at this club last Tuesday afternoon. They have changed the decor a little but the layout is the same. Only 3 girls in on the day shift but all three pretty good.…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Very nice neighborhood club. Low key,...

Very nice neighborhood club. Low key, dancers are very friendly. This bar is in a working class area, and the customers spend accordingly. If you have are used to higher priced clubs, like Landing Strip…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to the Olympic Garden...

I went to the Olympic Garden on April 2nd in the afternoon. There were almost 20 girls and barely that many customers, which created the kind of situation I love.…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

The club is still running about...

The club is still running about the same stage. The drinks keep coming from some of the hottest girls in town, and still the best LD and conversationist is Temptress. She is by…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Returned to Honey's after a long...

Returned to Honey's after a long absence. Not impressed again with what I saw. Very dark, very pushy dancers, not a lot of customers, it's just not a great place to hang out. I've…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My one gripe with this place...

My one gripe with this place is that sometimes it is hard to find a seat at the bar even during the day. The girls are mostly pretty but not gorgeous. Its the…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

I was at a friends party...

I was at a friends party in Litchfield Park and at around 12:30 am (and after too much tequila) a trip to a SC sounded like a good idea. However, the only club I know…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped in on Saturday night. paid...

Stopped in on Saturday night. paid $10 to get in and another $10 to get into the nude room upstairs. Was looking for one of the Asian Connection girls but, Lotus wasn't working.…

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is the first time I...

This is the first time I have ever been completly fooled by a club. Right after I arrived I was greeted enthusiastically by a really cute girl who was the hostess. I had…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

$5 cover, $10 dances, fully nude,...

$5 cover, $10 dances, fully nude, no alcohol. This is a (very) small club. Not a lot of seats. Stage and nearby is the best in my opinion. Wide variety of…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

As a regular goer on the...

As a regular goer on the state's strip clubs , I decided to pay a visit on Lamplighter II to check it out the imformation I get for a friend related to a dancer in…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

K2U is a little hidden strip...

K2U is a little hidden strip club that is affordable to the average Kenny. I went here on a Friday night and the place wasn't crowded nor was it empty either. The club…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I haven't been in for awhile....

I haven't been in for awhile. Stopped in on Friday afternoon. The club has been updated since my last visit late last year. There are new chairs around the bar area. They still have some…

Dragon's Lair

Stillwater, Oklahoma

This is a place is a...

This is a place is a dive. Something that can easily be overcome with plenty of hot chicks. Unfortunately, on this Monday evening between 9 and 11pm, all the hot chicks had other plans.…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went to Brad's Gold Club...

I went to Brad's Gold Club on Friday and there were atleast 30 ladies on the dance list, all of whom were attractive. The two that stood out the most were Tiffany and Kennedi,…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I was here early Monday afternoon...

I was here early Monday afternoon -- very few customers, about 15 girls, but they mainly sat together in groups and did not circluate much. The stage dancing is poor -- they do a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was here a few weeks ago...

Was here a few weeks ago on a Thursday night. I didn't get there until a little after midnight, and wasn't charged any cover/admission. I went to the bar (very attractive and busty bartenders!) for…

Rooster's Barnyard

Doraville, Georgia

This is a strange club. ...

This is a strange club. It is very laid back and has a wide variety of customers from business men to bikers. The girls are also of all types – white, black Asian…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This was a very enjoyable club....

This was a very enjoyable club. I was in town for business, and stopped in here on my last night. Cover was $5, if I remember right; and it allowed me to leave…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I have been to PT's Showclub...

I have been to PT's Showclub many times. There are always a good variety of girls there. Most girls are 7 or above. One side of PT's is topless and one is…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Went in on a Wednesday night....

Went in on a Wednesday night. Kinda disappointed, the girls seemed unenergetic and not focused on entertaining as they usually are. There was about twenty girls near midnight and most seemed to looking…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

made a couple of visits in...

made a couple of visits in the night-time over the past few weeks, and things appear to be settling down. It was never a lock to get the good mileage in the PM, but…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

The only reason I rate this...

The only reason I rate this club a 3 is because the dancers were, in fact, very attractive. That being said, I have no idea how good of a lap dance they give, since…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Visited this club on a Friday...

Visited this club on a Friday afternoon; other reviews are correct that this place is difficult to find, but clubtrekker's directions are accurate. About 8 girls were working, all slender, attractive, 5-8, no enhanced…

Kakadu Bar

Copenhagen, Denmark

I visited Kakadu on a Monday...

I visited Kakadu on a Monday wich might be a bit unfair since it is probably the most quiet day in the week. But my impression is still that this isn't a strip club at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Back on the home front. ...

Back on the home front. Have not reviewed the Pony in a while but I must say in ranks higher than the most recent reviews. Perhaps it is hit or miss but after…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Club is not easy to find...

Club is not easy to find but once you do it is worth it. No cover to get in. Dancers are not centerfolds but do try to please. Couch dances are $25. If you don't…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

OOOOOOOOOOh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEa, What else can...

OOOOOOOOOOh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEa, What else can i add, everything below is true. Went in late afternoon and was immediatley approached by a fine specimen who asked if I had been there before. Said…

Front Room

Married or Single

Dancers always ask me at somepoint in a conversation if I am married or single. I tell them I'm single and the lap dances are realy good. What should you tell a dancer?

Front Room

Customers who try to BUY FRIENDSHIP in strip clubs

There may be customers out there who go to strip clubs and spend MONEY on a stripper because they are TRYING to BUY A GIRLFRIEND. There may have been some who have actually succeeded. There are posts on…

Front Room

Passports and Canadian/Mexican strip clubs

The US Government is going to start forcing people to have a passport to come back into the country when coming back from Canada and Mexico. How much of an affect do you think this will have on the…

Front Room

Isn't the post below this one funny?

What's below this on the other post: A description: a customer who cannot get a stripper Then a name for the customer: RL Then something else: A big ZERO I find it amusing and descriptive.

Front Room

Any customer here "realize he can't have" a stripper

If there is any customer reading this who "realizes he can't have" a stripper - WHY????? Do you think that you are NOT GOOD ENOUGH????? If you like a stripper then WHY don't you ASK her out…