I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night and was extrememly dissapointed. Not only is it small, and loud, it smelled like carpet cleaner and none of the girls were better than a 6, and there are only 8 of them. OK, I figured, let's not judge a book by it's cover, thisplace had some nivce reviews - I'll get a couple dances and see what this place it really about. So, after using a coupon to get in (from a local tourist pamphlet) I paid the $8 "Juice Bar Fee" and settled in for some nekkid women. The "Always Nude" sign on the marquee means ONLY in the private rooms, no where else did I see any fully nude anything. I got a couple dances from a nice girl ($20 each) and then went back to the private rooms ($295 for 30 minutes) because I was told it's "much better back there". I even tipped the security girl for extra privacy, but we were interupted about 5 times in the 30 minutes. Nothing different from the open floor except she was nude, but kept one foot on the ground all the time. I almost paid by credit card, but that would have cost me $340 (charge fee), so I paid all in cash. Then she asked for a $100 tip! The private rooms are a joke - Tampa has better action in the main room! As far as I'm concerened, don't waste your time in any of the NYC clubs - unless that's all you have access to.