Some things never change. The...

Some things never change. The old dependable Paris House still offers generally not so good looking girls and ymmv private (sort of) experiences.

For those that don't know it, you enter the lobby of this rather dilapidated establishment and you are greeted by 1-4 females of varying ages and shapes. You pick a girl, pay a fee for one of two rooms with open doorways on opposite sides of a narrow hall and she starts to dance for you. Tips are appreciated, as they say.

I consider this to be my last resort, but LA doesn't seem to offer a lot if you're not a SW or MP type of guy.