This is a place is a...

This is a place is a dive. Something that can easily be overcome with plenty of hot chicks. Unfortunately, on this Monday evening between 9 and 11pm, all the hot chicks had other plans. There were plenty of ugly or fat or even a few fugly ones. There were a couple of girls that were decent; I'd rate them as sixes or sevens. They seemed intent to spend their time with regulars that only talked to them and didn't buy any dances or tip them. They watched these guys shoot pool or sat at the tall tables by the door with them.

I finally got a lapdance from one of the better looking girls,, but I had to use the oldest trick in the book. I tipped her onstage and asked for a dance later. I didn't think she was going to come by after she finished her set. First she went to the dancer's area, then she went and sat with the same guy she had been sitting with all night. I was about to leave when she came over.

The lapdances are done on the bench seats in the room behind the stage. They enforce the no touching rule, but they will grind on you ,and this girl even hummed on my crotch for part of the song. It was a nice effect, but for $20 I expect to touch a little thigh or something, so I called it a night.