This is the first time I...

This is the first time I have ever been completly fooled by a club. Right after I arrived I was greeted enthusiastically by a really cute girl who was the hostess. I had done really well at the casino and was pretty flush and a little drunk which explains why I went for the first offer (In case you don't know this by now, don't ever take the first offer in a strip club unless you know that it is exactly what you want.) The girl points out a girl and says "she will do amazing things to you with baby oil if you buy a half hour of vip. How much? Three hundred. she says. I ask "full service?" "and then some" she says. I go for it. We go to a shitty little back room, and the hostess comes in and asks for cash in advance. Stupidly I go for it (Don't ever pay for more than one dance in advance.). Then the girl comes in and asks for her half in advance. I should have just cut and run right then, but I have just won over a grand so I go for it after the girl confirms F/s. This is followed by thirty minutes of the worst no contact dances in a private room that I have ever. Except for the novelty that the girl rubbed down with baby oil before she started. Six hundred dollars worth of total air dances. Frustrated, I reached out to play with her boobs. She said if you touch me I will yell for the bouncer. I am an idiot. Usually, I play this game so well, but that night I was way off my game. Oh well, the next week a girl gave me a free hand job in Tampa. It all evens out I guess.