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Too many favorites in one place, what to do?

I frequent a large club on monthly out of town business trips. I've developed 3-5 "favorites" that I look for when I'm in town. It's getting difficult to juggle all of them at the same…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

Went in on a Monday afternoon....

Went in on a Monday afternoon. Two dancers there, both a bit too chunky for my taste. I bought the special -- $20 to watch a stage dance and a one song lap dance. I…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Hey, if you don't like the...

Hey, if you don't like the club, just give it an honest rating, but don't slam it just because you don't think others' ratings were valid. That's wasting your vote on spite. Anyway...my first visit…

Top Hat Lounge

Fort Dodge, Iowa

My last review of Top Hat...

My last review of Top Hat was four months ago. Came back on a recent Saturday night, and had a better time than before. But I can't give it more than a SEVEN,…

A Touch of Class

Fort Dodge, Iowa

My second trip to Touch of...

My second trip to Touch of Class was not as enjoyable as the first. Why? Fewer girls, less friendly girls, almost no customers, and just a generally dead, disinterested feeling in the…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

after living in baltimore for over...

after living in baltimore for over 6 years, decided to stop in and see what the goddess had to offer. went in just as the orioles game was ending. no…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

Interesting that DandyDan has given Shotgun...

Interesting that DandyDan has given Shotgun Genie's four reviews (10, 8, 8, 7). Based on one visit, I endorse the 10 rating and I will be back. I had a really great time…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This was the first time I...

This was the first time I had been to this club and it was at 6:00 pm on a Wednesday night.There was hardly anyone in there not a good sign.But I had heard good things…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Went into SRI @10am on a...

Went into SRI @10am on a Tuesday evening. The club ambience rates an easy '8'. Lots of seating, comfortable tables and booths and the stage is easily seen from anywhere in the room.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Quick stop while on a business...

Quick stop while on a business trip on a Tuesday afternoon. 5-10 girls working it seemed, and they didn't seem to be that interested in making money. One Mexican girl, maybe a 7…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Went there on a Tuesday afternoon....

Went there on a Tuesday afternoon. Lot's of suits. Mostly out of towners I believe. Received a dance from Chealsea and boy it was good...not as good as Rick's, but pretty good.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This club is becoming my standby....

This club is becoming my standby. Paid $7 to get in on a Monday, around 8PM. Drinks were $5 a piece. No alcohol for me. Staid til 10, had a long drive home, I'm from…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

This has to be one of...

This has to be one of the worst clubs in Tampa. Especially during the day. I stopped by about two weeks ago and actually thought for a second that I walked into a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Went to K2U for the first...

Went to K2U for the first time in 5 years last night. I did not feel like driving to Providence so I thought I would check out K2U - and I am glad I…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Teasers is a big boisterous Gentlemen's...

Teasers is a big boisterous Gentlemen's Club right in the heart of the Downtown Party District of Sioux City. The girls I saw were mostly 8s and 9s. Maybe one or two 10,…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I recently did a west coast...

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs. It was about 9:00 on a Wednesday night when I arrived at the O’Farrell. I’d heard this place was…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Had it not been for the...

Had it not been for the brightly-lit sign, I’d have sailed right past the strip mall where this club is located. The club has a pleasant layout, with a main stage area and benches…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Ybor Strip has its downfalls, but...

Ybor Strip has its downfalls, but it still is a good club. The girls are very attractive with the exception of a few, but every club has some of those. The prices are moderate, more…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

wow, this place is by far...

wow, this place is by far the biggest strip club i've ever been in. I had a great time just getting drunk and enjoying the atmosphere. The girls are unbelievably fly, as I expected being…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Update from my previous post: Nothing...

Update from my previous post: Nothing much to update. BJ's in the same sketchy place it's always been, but I have never had any trouble the many times I've stopped in for a drink.…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Up close and personal. Private...

Up close and personal. Private booths for 'special dances.' Some of the most gorgeous girls I've ever seen, and I've been to many clubs in different states. A real high class operation.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I was a little bit wary...

I was a little bit wary of going to a Tampa club, because I had heard about the bust last week, but this one was cool. Yes, there was some hustlin by the girls…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Things have gotten quiet around here....

Things have gotten quiet around here. I haven't been here for a year, and last week when I went there were only a few other patrons and about 10 girls. The place has been remodled;…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Stopped by the YR on a...

Stopped by the YR on a Tuesday night, 8/9. The club wasn't too busy, but there were still plenty of girls around. It seems like the girls have gotten much better (6-9) than…

22nd Avenue Station

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is a neighborhood bar. ...

This is a neighborhood bar. Very lowkey . Partytime Agency provides the dancers who range from five to 9 any given day. For $5 at the stage you'll usually get a flash…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

This place continues to amaze me,...

This place continues to amaze me, every time I come into town. During the week in Tucson I visited TD's East three times, and it got better each and every time. Middle of the week…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

4 Play is the best club...

4 Play is the best club in Los Angeles. The club is very elegant with beautiful women. The owner strictly hires the best dancers and sends the ugly ones walking. Lap dances…

AJ's

Fairview, California

The sign outside says "Dance Club...

The sign outside says "Dance Club of the 90s". That says a lot. They've had 6 years to update it and no one's bothered. The place seems to be open at random - I drive…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

5 rating is a "neutral" in...

5 rating is a "neutral" in my book. I popped in here on my way home from Saratoga a week ago (Sun night....) - not much going on, a couple of average dancers, uninspired.…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Neiborhood topless bar . . ....

Neiborhood topless bar . . . on the side of grunge . . . mixed group of patrons, bikers, business men and occasionally a b-girl. Dancers are from Partytime agency . . . 5's-9's. $5…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Small dingy club. Looked like...

Small dingy club. Looked like something out of the early 70's. Cheap drinks. The girls were no better than a 5. Predominantly black girls with very little talent.…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited the club during lunch on...

Visited the club during lunch on a weekday. There were about 20 customers and at least 12 dancers. Did not try the food, but there were some people eating. I just have…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This place is about as close...

This place is about as close to just right for a strip club that you will find in the country. It offers all the amenities of one of those snooty, high priced clubs with practically…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Went into HT on a Tuesday...

Went into HT on a Tuesday @6PM. Not a bad time as shift change is at 7PM and the day shift girls are hustling for that last VIP customer. Yes, the place is…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

The pros: VERY attractive and talented...

The pros: VERY attractive and talented dancers, four stages so you have a choice, and the dancers do work the floor as waitresses when not dancing. The cons: when not dancing, the dancers usually park…

Savannah Gentlemens Club

Savannah, Georgia

Visited the club again on a...

Visited the club again on a Friday and things were really busy. There were between 12 and 15 dancers, each dancing two songs. All were really friendly, but tended to stick with one…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Went to this club a week...

Went to this club a week ago. I had a bed dance with Lamborghini. She has a big chest and knew all the moves. The price was right $60. Well worth…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I went to Roxy's on friday...

I went to Roxy's on friday afternoon about 3:00, a good crowd for a early afternoon. All of the regular dancers were there including my favorite Cassie. Cassie is easy to get along with, and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This is usually a 9 or...

This is usually a 9 or 10 for me. One of my favorites. Was last there on July 29 and was disappointed. There were the usual very attractive girls. All young…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

This is along with...

This is along with Mardi Gras the best strip club in atlanta. The place is huge with three bars, great waitresses and awesome entertainers. The last night I went there had to be…

Heart Breakers

Glen Ridge, New Jersey

Went there a tuesday night around...

Went there a tuesday night around 9:00 about 12 women- 6-8's. Curtains still pulled aside upstairs and no chance of closing them- had a couple of dances with very hot brazillian named "julie" but nothing…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Visited on Tues evening. $15 fee...

Visited on Tues evening. $15 fee (membership), free parking. $9.25 for a glass of cheap wine. Gilrs were plentiful about 15 dancers. ranged frm 2-9. Had VIP dance with Kitty, a beautiful 9. Air dance…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

This is most definitely the best...

This is most definitely the best club for contact in the Baltimore area. I'd also contend its the best club for good looking girls...usually those two things don't go together. The atmosphere is…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to...

I went to the Masters on the advice of a co-worker. Lately I have been taking my wife to the clubs and she has had a good time. We drove in the…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Visited MSC about 10 days ago....

Visited MSC about 10 days ago. Almost every girl just tries to upsell a higher priced activity and you get little for your money. Even for a standard lap dance they just push for something…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This place is everthing that you've...

This place is everthing that you've heard about! I have been here three times, and every time I had an amazing time. The number of girls here every night is incredible. The…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Once here, you can have your...

Once here, you can have your pick of girls. Best to go early and get back to US before 9 PM. But wow you will have a great time. Some girls speak only spanish. Pick…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I mainly want to make sure...

I mainly want to make sure people have "efficient" directions here in light of the last post, I'll let the moderators decide if this rates as a review or not. Since this isn't the…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Jimmy's has always been one of...

Jimmy's has always been one of my favorites. The BEST lap dances on the south side of Chicago! I am mainly a day customer and the talent is great. Nice small club…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

This place is a strange little...

This place is a strange little hole-in-the-wall. (I don't mean that literally.) It's in a strip mall, that should tell you something. The place is tiny - two stages crammed in, with bars around them.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Still one of my fave places...

Still one of my fave places in the chicago area but things have started to slip. The chicks are not as hot and the rules are really started to be followed. Lap dances…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Bare Elegance is the second best...

Bare Elegance is the second best in club in Los Angeles. Only 4 Play is better. BE has amazingly beautiful women that come from all around Southern California to work there. The…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I visited Christie's on a Wednesday...

I visited Christie's on a Wednesday evening around 11 p.m. It was VERY quiet, supposedly more quiet than usual. I'd say the dancer/customer ratio was about 3:1. Almost all of the ladies were very attractive…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited Monday a bit after 12...

Visited Monday a bit after 12 noon. About 8 dancers with one stage going. Only a very few customers. After a half hour opened second stage. Many of the regulars there:…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

They don't serve alcohol. It...

They don't serve alcohol. It is better after 10pm during any part of the week. Usually nothing great goes on anyway. They best thing is the VIP dance. Don't waste your…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

OK - first a disclaimer. ...

OK - first a disclaimer. Vegas Strip-Clubs are the most mercenary clubs on the planet. That said - what a blast. VERY attractive women who wil give you the tme of your life while sucking…

Front Room

The spanking strippers case

I had heard about this from someone at work tonight, and I assumed it was just local, but I just think this is weird: Court Date Set in Spanking Strippers Case LITTLE ROCK (AP) - A Sept. 15 court date was set…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

In reading the previous couple of...

In reading the previous couple of reviews, I felt I should post about my experience with Honey's. I, too, have been there on weeknights and been very dissapointed. This place does not really come into…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Was in the club the other...

Was in the club the other night and had some fun with a hot latina, Jade, she was cool, not the usual wanna dance thing, we sat and talked a bit. Off to the…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

There was a ton of potential...

There was a ton of potential here, but things seem to be sliding a bit at Diamonds. First off it seems that the dances are providing even more air these days. Hey I have an…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in the Can Can...

I was in the Can Can room a couple of months back and I agree whole heartedly - RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. Nothing but a rip off joint. Of course we…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

I've been to the babydolls several...

I've been to the babydolls several times during my visits to LA. Most of the time it was pleasant to talk to the dancers and have dances. But what I experiance is that management seems…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for a long long time. If you are looking for a strip club where you will get lots of mileage, this is not the place.…

Other Side

Fitchburg, Massachusetts

Went to visit this club again....

Went to visit this club again. Haven't been there in a long time but was passing through so I thought I'ld check it out. Nothings really changed much but it's the only club in the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Right across from Seductions is the...

Right across from Seductions is the Sundower. Both cater to different tastes. The girls are all international and most are 8s and above. The food is better here, but the action is…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Was in on Monday. Decided...

Was in on Monday. Decided to give it one more chance. Glad I did. They have rearranged the booths and created a separate area for dances. Not very crowded in the…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

I went here on a recent...

I went here on a recent weekday afternoon. It is in a industrial zone surrounded by a fuel terminal and salvage yerd. There is an adult video store almost across the street.…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

This club is a little too...

This club is a little too stuffy for my tastes. There is an attached restaurant and VIP cigar room, neither of which offer as much privacy as the individual lap dance area (which is…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I've been a customer at Mardi...

I've been a customer at Mardi Gras for 9 years now, and a very frequent visitor for most of the last 4. Cover charge is waived before 7 p.m.; it's $3 after 7 p.m.…

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Where should I visit in Toronto?

I will be in Toronto later this month, and would like to know what my options are. Naturally, I saw the 24 clubs listed for Toronto, and Brass Rail and For Your Eyes seeem to be top rated clubs, but…

Front Room

"Feature" Dancers

While reading reviews, I often see comments about Feature Dancers. I've seen maybe three or four, in my time. I've yet to see anything to write home about. Seems mostly an opportunity to sell pictures and such. Any others with…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped by here last night and...

Stopped by here last night and had a great time with 3 different dancers. The best experience though was after I left the club and I was approached by some honey in a car…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I had the opportunity (and pleasure)...

I had the opportunity (and pleasure) to visit Treasure's twice in the month of July. Both times were late weekday afternoons. Unlike the evening, the atmosphere is considerably laid back and the girls are in…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

This club suffers because of its...

This club suffers because of its proximity to a certain place in Burlington (do your own homework). If not for that establishment, this joint would get raves. On a Saturday afternoon, about 5…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

In addition to all the other...

In addition to all the other good things about this club, dances are 5 dollars each all day and night on Mondays and Tuesdays. That's right and not a misprint, 5 actual US dollars…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

Went back to Deja Vu last...

Went back to Deja Vu last Monday. Several new girls there. Queenie has left. The bar has a central stage for dances with tables around the outside wall and booths along a corridor…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is one of the hottest...

This is one of the hottest clubs you can go to. On a Saturday night I kid you not that there can be 100 girls in the 8 to 9 range with a good…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went in the afternoon a few...

Went in the afternoon a few weeks ago. Overall the dancers were about 6. Got two dances from Mercedes. Hot body but not so hot face. But it is dark!. Allowed touching up top but…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Stopped in briefly at this club...

Stopped in briefly at this club last Wed. While there were several really hot girls, but there was also some attitude. Lap dances are too pricey at $30 for a topless. Mileage was not that…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Wasn't that impressed with this club....

Wasn't that impressed with this club. I'm sure it would be better had it been built in a better part of town. But it's in a bad part of 8 mile. I'd rather drive farther…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This place almost never disappoints. ...

This place almost never disappoints. Went last Wednesday during the daytime after lunch. The place seemed empty of patrons, but there were more than enough girls on the floor to satisfy everyone.…

Rainbow

Spokane, Washington

I have worked at Spokane for...

I have worked at Spokane for the past 4 months. While my time spent there was like being in hell, there is a very large variety of girls and with the clashing personalities every night…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Tattoos, fat women, and cheap drinks....

Tattoos, fat women, and cheap drinks. I was not impressed on this night, although I have enjoyed a few evenings at this place over the years. With all that said, someone apparently hired a "…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I am used to Platinum Plus...

I am used to Platinum Plus of Columbia and was a little hesitant. Have no fear, the same good times can be had here. I sat down and was joined within a short…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great looking girls...and lots of them....

Great looking girls...and lots of them. Unfortunately, it's topless only, but the $10 lap dances are well worth it. I'll be back when visiting Phoenix. Danced with several girls - Julia, a…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

I came here about a year...

I came here about a year or so ago, an it wasn't full but it was around 8pm maybe, but it seemed kinda empty. I think it is russian owned, or at least that's what…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

I went to Harpers Carwash this...

I went to Harpers Carwash this past weekend, and I must say this place has changed over time, but the girls have gotten younger(I'd say ages 18-30), and sexier...with the exception of just a few…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

the Club has really improved the...

the Club has really improved the look of the place. Some very outstanding ladies but they still have some old worn out strippers. Temptation is one very fine lady also Baby Doll is…

PT's Show Bar

Cimarron Hills, Colorado

I hit here on a Wednesday...

I hit here on a Wednesday and had some decent hopes for this place, but walked away rather disapointed. The owners really ought to gut the main lounge and start over. The facility…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Went in here for 10 min...

Went in here for 10 min and quickly left. I thought I was gonna get robbed. The lights are turned down so low you cant even come close to seeing the dancer's faces.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

There are a lot of new...

There are a lot of new and really attractive dancers at Ricks, but Payton is in an elite class of her own. She is the most beautiful natural blonde you will ever see.…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I decided to give the dayshift...

I decided to give the dayshift at this place another try. I keep hearing how great it is, but I just haven't had any great experiences. The club is very comfortable and nicely…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hit Playhouse on a Monday afternoon...

Hit Playhouse on a Monday afternoon around 1pm. This was the earliest I was ever at the club and I was surprised as there weren't many girls or patrons there yet.…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Have been frequenting this club a...

Have been frequenting this club a lot more often lately, Especially since Pandoras had a bit of a fire problem, The addition of more space makes it very nice. I had to try out…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

This is a big club with...

This is a big club with two stages. Most of the girls here are good looking and put on a good show while on stage. I only saw 2 girls that I thought were below…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

The garden of eden, doesn’t have...

The garden of eden, doesn’t have the best looking girls, but I did go there on a wed. night. I sat in front of the stage to laid down some dollar bills. I was a…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Went on a Tuesday night after...

Went on a Tuesday night after dinner with an out of town guest. Place was empty with 3-5 girls in their early thirties. Room was dim, but not overly dark. We…

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Lap Dances that HURT.

A comment on another topic made me think of this. I've had a few LDs that literally hurt. Too much grinding. Too Hard. Too Fast. Have you ever had to stop a girl in mid-dance and get her to change techniques?…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Yet another EXCELLANT experience, HOT friendly...

Yet another EXCELLANT experience, HOT friendly ladies, COLD cheap beer, away from the French Quarter, just the way I like it!!! And the dances are the best in N.O.

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Dropped in on a Sun night...

Dropped in on a Sun night about 11:30PM. Not surprising, but as far as I could tell, no other guys in the place. No one on stage at first (what's the point if…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Being new to Houston's club, decided...

Being new to Houston's club, decided to visit this club and see what it is all about. We called them and asked them about the buffet, and we asked if there is any drink minimum;…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Visited in the early evening a...

Visited in the early evening a couple of Saturdays ago. Had some great dances from a dancer dressed in a schoolgirl outfit - revealing blouse, skirt and glasses. Totally awesome and could carry…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

Easily found on...

Easily found on Brooks Road close to the airport. Not the best part of town or the most luxurious club in Memphis by any stretch of the imagination. Dancers mainly black, but…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Dissapointed in this club. Arrived on...

Dissapointed in this club. Arrived on a Wed night about 12 midnight with a bud. Cover 3 dollars each. We bought a pitcher of beer for 12. Good deal so far. The club has a…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

boy this place is hit or...

boy this place is hit or miss. went there one time 2 weeks ago and had an awesome time. a happy ending could be had by all. the next trip was last week and everyone…

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Diamond in the rough

There is a dancer at my favorite club that I see almost every time I'm there. She used to ask me for dances telling me "They call me the tool girl-wanta see why?" I tried dances from her many moons…

Front Room

Reviews -- Shorter the Better?

I just read a review of a club (Kenny Mays in Hammond, IN) by our own bestoftmz. It told me all that I needed to know in just two lines: "If you are out walking your dog, you may want…

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Underwear

This topic may be a little strange, but I'm just curious. Of the last 4 strippers who've been kindly enough to sleep with me (OTC), three of them had one thing in common: I pull down their jeans,…