Shotgun Geniez
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709 Main St, Hamburg, IA 51640, USA*

Interesting that DandyDan has given Shotgun...

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arbeeguy
Aug 10, 2005, 7:55 AM
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Interesting that DandyDan has given Shotgun Genie's four reviews (10, 8, 8, 7). Based on one visit, I endorse the 10 rating and I will be back. I had a really great time here until almost time to leave, when I decided to push my luck with a cute girl giving me a totally nude lap dance stageside. The girl had no problem at all with me fondling her tits, hugging her, or stroking her thighs, including her inner thighs. However when I got a little too close to the Crown Jewel, she let me know that was a No-No. She kept her composure and wasn't rude about it. We were still friends after the rebuff but my erotic urge was gone.

I can't remember ever getting a totally nude lap dance stageside before. I LOVE IT. That bare twat wiggling around on my groin, in return for a measly $1 bill (I usually tip more, but there's no requirement)

This is a large place, stage in center of the room. Clean (but not fancy) restroom. There were about ten girls working the night I was here. They all ask for private dances but in a low key way - not pushy or annoying (except one). The size of the audience varied from one (me) at 7 pm to around 15 when I left at 10 pm. I stayed for three hours (unusual for me). Considering beauty, personality, figure, sluttiness, and rudeness, I would rate them as follows: 1 Ten, 2 Eights, 4 Sevens, 2 Fives, and 1 Three. Let me tell you first about the Three. Her name was either Tasty or Stacy or both. I would swear I heard the announcer call her by both names. Anyway, I like the name "Tasty" better because of the implication. When I first met Tasty, she came on strong, I put both my hands on her two nice 34-B tits, and she seemed pleased. I was sure she could earn a "Ten" but after a few encounters I realized she is a typical ROB, interested only in extracting the maximum amount of money from the customer, and totally oblivious to the meaning of the words "courtesy" or "honesty". Tasty had a cute face, a cute figure, and lively mannerisms. But moneygrubbing and dishonesty really turn me off. A guy with the right kind of a personality could have a great time trying to match wits with this live wire.

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