Teasers is a big boisterous Gentlemen's...
Teasers is a big boisterous Gentlemen's Club right in the heart of the Downtown Party District of Sioux City. The girls I saw were mostly 8s and 9s. Maybe one or two 10, I'm not sure what it takes to be a 10 though. I can say this -- all the dancers were very beautiful and very energetic on stage. This is a "live-wire" place or at least it was when I was there. I normally don't get into strip clubs at midnight on Saturday night so this may be a highly unrepresentative sample of what the place is like day in and day out.
The physical facility is excellent (not Dallas or LV quality, but great for the Midwest.) Attractive cocktail waitresses, full bar, snacks, clean bathrooms, etc. etc.
The night I was there, the place was packed, and everybody seemed to be having a great time. The music was too loud, and I could barely understand what the DJ was saying -- that is the norm in this kind of place. I would never give this place a ten rating, but I do think you can have a lot of fun here if you are in the mood. My only criticism was that the dancers seemed to be somewhat mechanical, just going through the motions. Therefore, I did not want to check out the private dances. I figure if they are mechanical on stage, it's probably the way they were trained, and they will be restrictive and give lots of air and little contact back in the private area.
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