Joined Jul 2024

Last Seen May 2025

MajoraCream

Wait for ze ~~Cream~~

You're sheltering fat naturals under that dress, are you not?

4 days ago

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MajoraCream

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Most accurate description of being an LDK scumbag I’ve ever heard

You'd think the LDK experience in nice slacks would be less shameful but it's still exactly how he describes, maybe worse. It's the Great Equalizer.

6 days ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

Mega-Mileage Mondays

1 wk ago

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MajoraCream

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Houston Trip

"Sneak away to see some boobs" makes it sound like you are out to enjoy a more standard club experience in between family-time OP, and St James/Ritz certainly…

2 wks ago

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MajoraCream

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RICK as a concrete indicator of the "Stripper Index"

My local dive is going pretty strong considering all the indicators. I've seen facilities investment by management and solid presence by both dancers and patrons on dayshift since…

2 wks ago

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MajoraCream

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Boring would be an understatement.

Bad Saturday night at The Church? Must be another recession indicator. I have heard that a lot of the active girls get locked down by regulars here so arriving…

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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This is one of the most boring visits I have had ever in my own life!

@basedtexafornian So you like when girls sit and chill with you but you're constantly in a rush? User error my guy. I regularly find girls who will very naturally…

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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Not a full review - but some would appreciate

Sounds like usual VIP BS but it's hard to come away feeling scammed with empty balls

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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Two Column Review Format

I TUSCL exclusively on mobile and while the constant updates have been a bit disruptive, the current display for reviews works quite well on the phone. Looking at…

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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BBLs/Latinas Galore and a Best Kept Secret located in the heart of Houston!

You're not making a great argument for this being a realistic review of this club if the only "negative" you can think of is that your dancer was…

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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This is one of the most boring visits I have had ever in my own life!

@basedtexafornian This club is not anywhere close to "centrally located in Houston". You said the same thing about Glamour, which is odd. Not once in about a year of…

1 mo ago

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MajoraCream

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This is one of the most boring visits I have had ever in my own life!

There are so many suspect details in this review, I don't know where to start. If you didn't have a long post history, I would think your last…

2 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

Breaking in Spring in the Fresh LDA

2 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Perky Cups

13053 FM 529 #700 Houston, TX 77041

Smiles, Ass, and Coffee for the Price of an LD

3 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Front Room

On Scents and Trophies

3 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

Sleepy Afternoon Ranged from Pleasant to Boring

5 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

CFS Check-in Led to a Rockin Afternoon Ride

6 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (3/3) - The Dayshift After

6 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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The St. James

555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (2/3) - A Glamorous Midnight Mass

6 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Splendor

7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

Happy Halloween from North H-Town (1/3) - Spooky Spunky Splendor

7 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Front Room

Visit-to-Review Time Gap Limitations

7 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Glamour Girls Cabaret

14428 Hempstead Hwy Houston, TX 77040

Smoky Pit of Broken Dreams

8 mos ago

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MajoraCream

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Cover Girls

10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

Third (and Fourth) Time's the Charm