Comments by Rightfield (page 2)

It's a strip club. If I have to negotiate to get the top off, I am one and done.

And bars didn't have stools around the turn of the 20th century. You stood with one foot on the rail by the floor. What the fuck was that? And then the spitoons! And those droopy mustaches with tobacco juice. Those poor prostitutes.

*mumbles to himself in a confused manner*

What the hell? Blank lines disappeared even when I type on the website. Kind of ironic on a website where so many people catch hell for not using paragraphs. I am using Firefox browser, by the way.

What's the theory behind holding your cash in hand while they search you? Is it to make it easier for them to confiscate it without searching you? Or are they not so bold as to take it from your hand in plain sight?

Sounds like the guy who didn't get admitted will never know how lucky he is!

My experience is that if even ONE of the dancers on amateur night is REALLY an amateur, it is a very rare event. "Amateur" usually means they came over to a new club from their regular one.

OP, you have the same problem as me. You think too much. I remain baffled by people's actions, but have learned most people don't think things through. Especially pretty girls. They are in the position of having opportunities flow to them, and they just live in the moment. So I suspect your girl here hasn't really considered where she wants this relationship to go. The reason she is so good at intimacy is, in that moment, she really is your significant other. Then she wakes up and wanders off into the next encounter. She remembers you when she sees you again? That's great, but probably not as profound as it feels. Bottom line is I believe you are trying to make rational decisions in the fog of emotions. And she remains unburdened by any thought process. Doesn't mean she is stupid. Just means she doesn't have to trouble herself with mental work. She will probably continue to "fuck around" with you, until it becomes inconvenient. So I guess I am saying "enjoy the ride" but anticipate it is going to end some day. What doesn't end some day?

I think there is a setting for text on some phones that automatically capitalizes every word. I believe that is what we are being subjected to here.

I agree don't use the club ATM. Not only do they charge a high fee, they often only allow you to draw a hundred at a time. So you are paying a 10% or more commission to access your own money. Why would you not bring cash with you? Afraid of a mugging? I think your chances are better on the street than getting ripped off by club management at the ATM. I think the high fees are another stupid strip club policy. We are trying to draw the money to patronize their services, and they penalize us with high ATM fees. Of course, casinos do similar.

Rick's business model seems to think it's smart to gouge the living hell out of someone trying to have a good time. I don't think it's smart, but what do I know? I like leaving Rick's feeling like I got fucked, but not by the bouncer.

Anybody else think pussy smells a little like fish because humans evolved from ocean creatures?

Hey- anybody remember that "How to Pick Up Girls" book that was advertised in Penthouse magazine back in the day? It actually had some pretty good tips. One was that a girl's name is music to her ears. They recommended using her name in conversation whenever possible. I forgive dancers for forgetting my name. I understand. On the other hand, I met a dancer in Vegas once, and a few moments into the conversation, I asked her for her name again, as I had forgotten. Her answer was: "You suck!" (and not in a joking way). I wish I had told her to take a hike right then, but like a stooge I bought a useless dance from her and her friend who didn't take her top off. Then they asked for tips because "They took care of me." Yeah, I don't think so. Even a soft touch like me didn't fall for that. I have had dancers ask me for my name for the second time about 5 minutes in, and it doesn't bother me at all.

I've read that scent is the sense that is most tied to memory. Explanation was that it is processed by the hippocampus in our brain. Apparently, the hippocampus is very deep in our brain stem, and thus very primal. Makes sense to me.

I'm always going off on a tangent. In this case, I am giving an unsolicited plug for UFM - Underwear For Men. Why? Because they improved my life. Not so much for the strip club aspect, although they do work for that. But more for the life in general aspect. This underwear has a pouch for your nuts that adjusts with a draw string. I spare you the gory details, but if you have large testicles and find your scrotum is losing elasticity, these things are a godsend. EXCEPT, the original version was so good the fucking assholes quit making it. But their replacement is still the best thing out there. No shit, if it were not for this underwear, I think I would have had to stop doing any physical labor by now. I used to sit in my chair at the end of the day complaining my nuts hurt. And that is a thing of the past.

Every time I catch myself getting too concerned about germs, I remind myself that the people who give zero thought to germs seem to be no sicker than the germaphobes. I often find the toilet seats in a hotel room have not been cleaned underneath the seat. My theory is they are usually cleaned by women, and women are not in the habit of lifting the seat. I call that out to the front desk, out of self respect. I don't want to use a dirty toilet if I can help it. But in general, humans are filthy and we have evolved to survive it. My biggest dilemma would be trying to decide if a blemish on a strange pussy would be cosmetic, or a venereal wart.

My perception is the dancers are noticeably more relaxed around the customers in topless only clubs. So, while I would prefer fully nude, I am willing to make the tradeoff for a more intimate dance. That's odd, isn't it? The idea that topless only dance can be more intimate than fully nude. But it can to me, if the dancer is more relaxed. OP is obviously comfortable fully nude. Many dancers are not. Plus, I have found that if a dancer is comfortable with the customer, she may flash a little more than her boobs.

What could the "new trick" be other than that prostate stimulation with something up your ass at the moment you start to orgasm? I've heard some soldiers in Vietnam got introduced to that by professionals during the war. Claimed it was mind blowing. I have not been eager to try it, though. I guess I'm a prude. Or maybe that asphyxia stuff. Not keen on that, either. Basically, I am not into doing anything for the "last time". I'd rather get blindsided by something randomly along the journey.

Looks to me like she is the one that would be doing the smashing. Seems there is a lot of power behind that two inches of tape. That which enters MAY not leave. I would not send my unit into that mission.

Oh, fuck football in the ear. There was a time it was compelling enough to hold our undivided attention. Now they know full well the at-home viewers are primarily doing something else, with the football game in the background. No way it can hold my attention with all the commercials and shots of celebrities breaking up the action. And it is crazy how the officiating got totally arbitrary at exactly the same time betting became widely legal. Am I a bitter old man? YES! It used to be like religion to me. Now taunting is the highest form of expression. They apparently concluded that is what it takes to keep the youngsters looking up from their little screens once in a while.

Regarding the topless bullriding: Life just isn't fair. Why is it that the contestant with the best boobs also has the sexiest voice and is the best presenter? Plus can ride the bull the longest. (I think; I tuned out after 2nd bull ride. Bouncing boobs are nice, but I can't tolerate stupid talking.) Or do others choose a different rack? I wonder if we would choose different dancer if we were all in a strip club with those naked tv girls.

"Buzzed" driving is inadvisable; but I am pissed about the Public Service Announcements that say: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving". No it isn't. That's why they are called different things.

They've gone to mandatory kiosks at the medical clinic I go to, instead of human receptionists. It's almost comical. Since 80% of their patients must be senior citizens, how do you see this working out? And lots of nonessential questions to slow the process down even further. As far as kiosks at fast food restaurants - that was probably the final reason I quit eating at them. Along with the high prices. The trouble with the old restaurant model, however, is you can't find old ladies willing to make over easy eggs for $2 an hour any more. So now everybody eats "breakfast wraps".

We are probably off topic because I can confidently confirm I have never heard a country song in a strip club. I am impressed OP mentions Juice Newton, though. I thought I was the only guy that remembered her. "Voice that could cut through steel". I will offer a shorter list: I am not into "Texas Women" in real life, but that is a damn good song by Hank Williams Jr. Slower tempo: "Good Old Boys Like Me" by Don Williams And "Smoke in a Bar" by Travis Tritt touches a chord with me. I will quote a sheet rocker I once worked near in OK City who said: "Country music is OK, as long as it's not that "cry in your beer" shit. God Damn it. There was a strip club in OK City called "Vegas" or something that was right down the road from me. My prick roommate never wanted to head there though, he thought it was perverted. So I would go alone. One of the highlights of the night was when the girls would all get on stage and bend over for a "Vegas Style Smile". Fuck! I should have gone there more. My roommate ended up as a Jehovah's Witness. But not before a mutual love interest chose him over me. And she tried putting ice cubes in her mouth during BJs to try to help him last longer. I don't think I want a blow job on the rocks. But I would have tried it for her. She picked the wrong fucking guy! He was better looking than me though, so there's that.

Fuck almighty. I don't think anyone is going to read that entire list.