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53 reviews by Manuellabore

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

Lost Its "PG" Rating

My last review of this place, over 3 years ago, was entitled “Probably the Most Fun You Can have with Your Pants Zipped”. Clancy’s still deserves that distinction, but now there are not only “pants…

1 wk ago4

Platinum Plus

Allentown, PA

Two Drink Maximum

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Don’t want to be the guy who gives a club a negative review because I showed up at midnight on a Monday and it was dead. I prefer to follow a “two visit minimum” rule…

2 mos ago1

Sirens

Westerville, OH

Misplaced Priorities

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited this place from 10-Midnight on a Sunday night. Not an optimal time/day so take any criticisms with a grain of salt. I walked over from a nearby hotel in an adjacent office park. Place…

3 mos ago

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, CT

The title could be considered "damning with faint praise". Harry Oh's is a largely Latina bordello shithole in the mold of Pleasant Moments in Bridgeport, but grosser. Need to do another visit to Galerie to…

6 mos ago

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, IN

Not Even a Concept of a Strip Club

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Spending a lot of time in Cincy and I've given up on the Northern KY SCs and spend most of my drinking time in downtown bars, some of which have a pretty good vibe.…

7 mos ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Worth Checking Out

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Unless you are a local or already some kind of a devotee, you really have to make an effort to visit this place. It is not "on the way" to anywhere. It is oddly…

10 mos ago

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

CLNJ Revisited

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Over a year ago, a wrote a review about CLNJ entitled: “Try as I Might, I Juust Can’t Like This Place”. I’ve been here quite a few times since, and now consider that judgment…

10 mos ago2

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

The Glitter Scourge

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is a nice place for no-extras, regular LDs. $20 per song, which is standard for the area. Dancers take you back to the LD room and do their own song count. No attendant and…

10 mos ago5

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, OH

At Least the Bartender was Hot and Friendly

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Place is really hard to find, even with GPS, because it's set back off a commercial corner, and you access it via a busted up asphalt path off the rad that intersects E Waterloo Road.…

11 mos ago1

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

Kinda Sad, Actually

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Place is the diviest of dive bars just off I-77. Visited on a Monday around 11 pm and the following Tuesday around 3 pm. Standalone building in a remote-looking commercial/industrial area. Parking could get tight…

11 mos ago1

Taboo

Linden, NJ

Good Views, Good Vibes, But Nothing Really Taboo

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Took an Uber over to this place from my hotel, so did not really get a good look at parking. Safe enough neighborhood. $10 cover. Metal detector. Friendly, welcoming bouncer. Long narrow stage surrounded…

1 yr ago

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

This One is for the Team

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

My rule of thumb is not to submit a negative review about a club until I have been there at least twice. However, I can’t see myself going out of my way to go to…

1 yr ago1

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

Kennedy

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It’s hard to do a unique review of this place because things just don’t seem to change from visit to visit. Same layout, same procedure, and same basic levels of entertainment provided with the expectation…

1 yr ago7

Lux Views

Wilder, KY

Best Among Lackluster Alternatives

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Made several recent business trips to Cincinnati, so got my fill of the Northern KY strip clubs. Lux Views is the best of the lot, which isn't saying much. When I get around to it,…

1 yr ago

Harry O's Club

Stamford, CT

Getting What You Paid For

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Harry O's , along with Bishops Corner and Pleasant Moments (PM) are a triumvirate of clubs strewn along the I-95 corridor in Connecticut just north of the NY border. Harry O's is closest to NY…

1 yr ago

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Met Modest Expectations

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Going to try to stretch two pop-in visits of an hour or less each into a review. I have been to Delilah’s many times but it is not my favorite among Phila clubs, for a…

1 yr ago4

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Going Pro

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Visited this place for the first time around 12:45 on a Wednesday afternoon, violating my rule of thumb to avoid hitting clubs within an hour of opening. Extenuating circumstances were that I almost never wind…

1 yr ago2

Centerfolds

Worcester, MA

The Land of Portly Mamis

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Hi this place around 1 pm on a Wednesday. It looks like a shithole on the outside, which gives a fair sign of what lies within. Smallish, beat-up asphalt parking lot just off the edge…

1 yr ago5

Columbus Gold

Columbus, OH

Lackluster Clubs in Lackluster Market

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I am going to combine commentary on two clubs: Vanity and Columbus Gold. They are in separate, free-standing buildings adjacent to each other in northwest Columbus. You could easily crawl on your hands and knees…

1 yr ago

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, NY

OK Place to Kill Time

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Best way I can describe this place is to compare it to Tiffany’s Cabaret, which is about a mile away. Both are near the airport.. They are both no-extras clubs. That seems to be the…

1 yr ago2

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Try as I Might, Just Can't Like This Place

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Came here maybe 4 times over 2-1/2 years post-pandemic, and got HJs in the regular LD area from different comely AA dancers on two of the visit. So, that's a .500 record. Automatic HOF…

2 yrs ago2

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Scratch 'N' Dent Department

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Don’t let the snarky title put you off. There’s a lot to like about this place. It’s just that, while they have a few dancers who could fit right in at one of the high-end…

2 yrs ago4

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Glitzy Divey Mix

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This place has its plusses and minuses, but checks a few boxes. One thing that is important to me is that it is within 2-3 blocks of Fells Point hotels, so if you’re visiting you…

2 yrs ago2

Brass Bull

Newport, KY

Women's Temperance Union

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Travelers to Cincinnati quickly realize the relative paucity of SC options for a city of its size .If you are carless and staying in downtown Cincinnati, the Brass Ass and its (“step”? “half?”) sister club,…

2 yrs ago2

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, CT

Where Fun Goes to Die

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I'm sure this place has a niche, but no idea what it is. If you want extras, go to Bridgeport or Tolland. If you want to watch a lot of different dancers on stage, go…

2 yrs ago

Reviews

Lost Its "PG" Rating

Two Drink Maximum

Misplaced Priorities

Best No-Extras SC in Stamford

Not Even a Concept of a Strip Club

Worth Checking Out

CLNJ Revisited

The Glitter Scourge

At Least the Bartender was Hot and Friendly

Kinda Sad, Actually

Good Views, Good Vibes, But Nothing Really Taboo

This One is for the Team

Kennedy

Best Among Lackluster Alternatives

Getting What You Paid For

Met Modest Expectations

Going Pro

The Land of Portly Mamis

Lackluster Clubs in Lackluster Market

OK Place to Kill Time

Try as I Might, Just Can't Like This Place

Scratch 'N' Dent Department

Glitzy Divey Mix

Women's Temperance Union

Where Fun Goes to Die

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