Comments by funonthaside

Time and place....time and place. At a strip club, it's just another day at the office. At a regular bar, though....a bit of an issue. Perhaps this ties into another thread...the one about an increase in SA if Trump shuts down strip clubs. People need out outlets for their desires. Interesting point about prison guards. How do prisoners get to a close to guards?

She's a cute bitch. And, being Catholic, she probably has no issue going bareback. Knocking Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Dana Perino off the top of the "Press Secretaries I jerk off to most frequently" list.

Are you fucking crazy??? $2k for a past-her-prime provider? Who would you rather fuck? A prior Playboy model in her 60s, or the average looking GND supermarket cashier in her 20s? And...it's not like a Hooters waitress is all that impressive. Many non-breastaurant waitresses are more attractive than Hooters waitresses. I'll put this in the "more money/horniness than brains" bucket.

You may know this if you had chosen a major other than gender studies.

Companies don't cut bonuses in anticipation of future misses, dusty.

It's as ratchet as La Pearl and Outer Space. The difference is that EI dances are on regular chairs and sofas, rather than on barstools.

I'll take (a) mature and customer service oriented over (b) young, hot, and robotic every time....at least when I'm spending time in rooms.

Using Bitcoin for purchases seems a bit silly if you believe the hype about its growth potential.

When did you visit, OP? Restrooms were first out of service over a week ago. If you visited this week, and the restrooms still weren't fixed, it's official....EI wins the "most ratchet of the ratchet clubs" award. On the bright side, the port-a-potties are likely cleaner than the regular restrooms.

^ if all you saw was a fist fight, you got lucky. Fells Point, location of Ritz, however, isn't much safer at night.

If you want more seedy action, head to Purple Orchid. Avoid Sin City.

Name of club, or it didn't happen.

The laid-back nature is what the fans of Clancy's like. It's not a high-energy club.

Can't get the thought of bouncer touching your shorts to sense the softness, out of my head.

Go to a swing club. Cheaper than a strip club outing, and more chances to score.

It's not Trump 'AND' Project 2025. They are completely unrelated.

How can you navigate the fasthouse scene, but not be able to figure out strip clubs?

The 'student' disclosure was a red flag to avoid further investment.

She gives you her full attention for 1 of the below reasons: 1 - She likes you, or at least more than the other PLs 2 - She believes she will pull in more cash from you that shift, than from the others Don't fool yourself into thinking it's #1

Comical....a classy gentlemen's club in a state known for hillbillies.

Girls will ask for $10, but if you counter with $5, some will agree, while others will walk. It depends on how busy it is, and how hot she thinks she is (which has no correlation to reality). If you commit to a certain number of dances, they will often agree to $5.

Go to other clubs and bang 5 other girls. She will soon fade from your memory. Many of us have gotten our feel-feels involved with strippers, and it has rarely ended well. Even if she DOES end up in a normal relationship with you, ask yourself if you are okay with her grinding (or more) with other guys while she is at work. I bet the answer is 'no'. Unless you are able to exclusively provide an amount equal to what she earns from dancing (which could quite possibly be more than you earn), she will not (and should not) quit her job. I imagine her other job prospects pay far less than dancing, or at least provide less flexibility. It seems that you have some good ITC experiences with her. To the extent that you can stay unemotional, enjoy those experiences. Also cut off phone/text contact, as that will help remove the emotional element.

I love the size, color, and texture of your nipples. Quite close to ideal for me. Just a little larger in circumference, and slightly lighter in color, and they would be perfect. I love the upward pointing of the right tit...is that perkiness, or is perkiness simply straight outward, not pointing upward? That perkiness is what I consider ideal. Size is enough to hold onto, so while slightly larger would be ideal, they are quite good. Regarding piercings...I prefer without, but I can tolerate bars. I recently saw a civvie on the street wearing a tight-fitting dress which clearly outlined her bar piercings...had to take care of myself once I got to my car...just as I am about to do after your tit pic got me a bit hard.

$60 tip for standard PH service? What's $80? Russian?

Was trying to not skip ahead to the pussy topic....then saw your latest pic. Pretty much yours is close to the perfect pussy...just prefer a tiny bit less of labia exposure.