Comments by Thick-5-Incher (page 4)

"I also mention that she's hot as fuck? I'm talking a legit 9. But she's also carrying some heavy duty baggage that is simmering just below the surface" I'd go easy with her. You might have something special if you play it right, perhaps FWB type of thing? I wish I had a true 9 wanna bang me on the side for free, but I never been anywhere close to that lucky. At the very least, just CashApp her $20 after a sweet texting session to let her know you care about her and wanna help out.

"Denzel called everyone nigga on that show" That character didn't respect himself, so how could he respect others? He fucked with the Russians and that is just stupid as shit. It's an automatic death sentence to steal from Russkie gangsters.

You must live in a friendlier part of the country than I do. I have about 15 escorts on my "speed dial" and none of them have texted me for an appointment. Even the cute Cuban I met at Baby Dolls in Dallas hasn't texted me yet, and I saw her two weeks ago and gave her $320 for 12 lap dances. Very generous tips! She knows I wanna pursue OTC activities with her and we exchanged numbers but haven't heard a peep from her yet. She's either making a ton of money at the club, or already has plenty of gentleman callers she sees outside of work to fund her lifestyle.

"Don’t use it and don’t tell black people how they should use it" I'm a white guy and I'm sickened that white people think they have a right to tell other race or ethnicity how to speak or use certain words. It's the ultimate expression of Eurocentrist arrogance. The same kind of arrogance that said it was OK to murder millions of brown people in North America because whitey wanted their land and resources. The same kind of arrogance that said enslaving millions of Africans and transporting them to N. America to work the fields as slaves was perfectly OK because "God says so".

"what are your thoughts on words like hick, chink, brit, and other terms" You will find that most Asian people don't like being called "chink" because it implies they are Chinese --- the most offensive thing you can label a Japanese person is "Chinese ancestry" given the immense hatred between the two countries for many centuries

"High School football is definitely a Thanksgiving tradition that remains vibrant in MA to this day" It's definitely a New England quirk because in PA and OH where high school football is popular, I never heard of a game being played on Thanksgiving.

"When I saw a shark while swimming the Pacific Ocean. I was in water so deep, I could not see the bottom" I've always hated swimming in anything besides a swimming pool. I have a deep-rooted fear of any critter coming up from below and taking a nibble on my toes or chomping a limb off. When I was 13 I was swimming at a local creek and one of my buddies screams "snapper!" and I look behind me and a friggin' snapping turtle about 2 feet long is swimming right at me. Those nasty fuckers can take off a finger with one bite. That was the last time in my life I was ever in a body of water that wasn't man-made. Fuck all those water beasts.

"Several studies have shown that people who curse a lot average more intelligent than those who curse less, or not at all" There is not a single credible study that proves that. I can post links to hundreds of studies saying the opposite.

Nobody cares about high school football, SKi-Fagg, not even in dreary New England. Just admit that all you Boston fucks are depressed and suicidal since Brady left. I'm watching the Bills-Lions game only because I wanna see if Buffalo is a real threat in the playoffs to my beloved Chiefs. I might watch the Mich-Ohio State game on Saturday since both teams are undefeated, but quite truthfully I want both teams to suck my dick and die.

"I'll never again go to one of those parties where free booze is given" Just imagine if Follies back in the day had a Xmas party where all drinks were $1 each, lap dances were only $2 each and all pussy in the back rooms was only $100. We woulda tore that place up, Shadowcat!

"Used to be a white dancer here who used that word all the time, along with the rest of her deep ghetto speech and mannerisms" Frequent use of profanity and racial slurs is a sign of low IQ and lack of education. You never see Bezos or Zuck using profane words in everyday speech, it's because they are educated wealthy men. Swamp rats like China Don or Buttfuck Bannon will cuss a lot because they have no intellectual muscle.

"young QB himself is trying to save face in twitter" That is a fine young man who will do well in life. It's blatant racists like Ski-Fagg and Tetra-Fagg who thinks this kid should not apologize and go around saying "nigga" to every black person they meet because of Eurocentrist white-privilege attitudes.

"when Reagan ran the show, followed by Bush" Reagan only had a good 2nd term because he reduced the top marginal tax rate from 73% to 28%. Naturally, people are going to feel good about paying 50% less in taxes but that also meant the national deficit skyrocketed, which you filthy Repukes claim to hate but never fight against it. With Clinton, we had 8 straight years of record economic growth, and under Obama we had 8 straight year of growth and declining unemployment. America ALWAYS does better under a DEM Prez. The economy usually tanks under a Repuke one.

Back in 2012 I raw-dogged an escort named Cherry who also worked as a dancer at a local club. So anyway, about a month after I fucked this girl, I went to the club and met another dancer and we hit it off and I asked her if she knew Cherry and she says "I havent seen her for awhile. I hope you know she has AIDS". So immediately I turned white and remembered how I barebacked this girl and we exchanged bodily fluids. So anyway, fast forward like a year and I got my annual STD screening and my doctor orders an HIV test and a week later I log into my health plan patient portal and check the results and there is this weird "contact health provider" message and my heart starts to go into palpitations. I'm convinced I'm positive for HIV at this point! So I call my doctor's office with a nervous stutter in my voice and a few minutes later they tell me my HIV test is negative and the reason the health plan portal can't report the results if because of some HIPAA law or something. Needless to say, it was the most scared (and then happy) I been in my entire life. I celebrated the good news by raw-dogging another cute escort.

"University of Florida revoked their scholarship offer this week to a Caucasian high school quarterback for filming himself rapping to a song on the car radio that contained a lyric using the word “nigga” Might seem harmless but this clip will get replayed thousands of times while he was on-campus and he'd be catching flack for it every damn day. It's unfair but the ramifications are real. White people just can't use the word "nigga" in public. It's a golden rule.

"especially the one about the 70’s and 80’s style inflation" Inflation was only really high (18-20%) from the late 70's to around 1982 or so. After that, it was a very normal 3-4% and even lower some years during the glorious 80's.

I never been to a strip club on Thanksgiving eve. Back in the 90's when I was a bar rat, it was always packed at the watering holes on that night, mostly because all the college kids were home on break and bored outta they minds. I would think most dancers wouldnt wanna work that night since they have family commitments the next day and dont wanna be tired or hungover.

It'll be the same ole, same ole for me. Turkey dinner at my parents house, and my sister and her kids will stop over and talk about all the stupid shit happening in their lives, which bores me to tears. I wouldn't mind doing something fun with my nephews like toss a football around or play some video games on my Dad's big screen, but they are the lamest teen boys I ever met. They will just sit there and text for hours. Drives me nuts. Back in the late 90's I could log into an AOL chat room and find a girl to fuck for that night. I think Thanksgiving weekend in 1997 I fucked three different women that I met in AOL chat rooms. For some reason, it was like shooting fish in a barrel it was so easy to score pussy from those chat rooms back then. They kinda dried up around 2002, but for awhile there it was Poontang City.

"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles...and it isn't even debatable" It's pretty much untouchable. Seen it almost every year since 1987, and I never grow tired of it. I saw "Dutch" a couple time and it never grew on me. The kid actor in it is so annoying that I have a hard time rooting for him in the end.

"Friends the one with the football game and Phoebe flashes her boobs at Chandler for a touchdown" Didnt Friends have a few good Thanksgiving episodes? I remember the one where Brad Pitt guested as the former high school enemy of Rachel.

"Laila Robins was the actress that played Steve Martin’s wife in PTA. She was a very fine looking MILF" She was great but too sexy to be the wife of a boring ad exec --- based on the women I seen in Chicago the past 10 years BTW, why couldn't Neal call home at least once or twice to let his wife know what was going on? It was the 80's so no cellies or internet, but pay phones everywhere!

"#1 WKRP - Turkey giveaway at Pinedale Mall" One of the funniest Thanksgiving TV episodes of all time

"Who besides the whiniest most useless leeches in the world ever mentions January 6" Meanwhile, Fox Fake News spent 25,000 hours in 2022 talking about Hunter's laptop LOL Ski-Fagg is crying hard after the midterms, folks. Kick a conservative piece of shit like him when he's down :-)

"I'm concerned about the House being able to function properly in terms of day-to-day government--like the debt ceiling" With right-wing sycophant crooks like McCarthy, Gaetz, and HorseFace Margie in charge of the House, I'm afraid the most we can hope for is that Merrick Garland hangs obstruction cases on all of them for trying to stymie the independent counsel's office that will charge China Donnie with serious crimes.

"I hope you spend the day alone, wallowing in misery, eating canned soup and stale bread, and your dog runs away from home. You know who you are, so fuck you and have a shitty holiday" We all hate right wing cunts in here like Ski-Fagg and Tetra-Fagg. So yeah, fuck them to hell and hope they choke on a turkey bone.