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2 years ago
The beta energy seeps from every sentence of this review. If you’re zipped that means you’re not having sex. So you’re saying you ‘came inside,’ and I don’t mean in her pussy. What a cuck.
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2 years ago
If you weren’t looking for mileage then why the fuck did you go to a high mileage club. You kissed Monse? You know where that fucking mouth has been lol? I have braggadocio? Oh look at you. You know so many big words.
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2 years ago
That’s why I always say to go for the milfs in the mornings
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2 years ago
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Thanks random nobody with zero reviews.
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2 years ago
Mistake no.1: you went during the afternoon without having a provider in mind. Sounds like you got in some decent perving anyway. And yeah, the ones who actually get naked are the best. As in, the more ratchet, the faster you get to the knee drop.
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2 years ago
I’m shocked and appalled at the 25/45. Of course you didn’t want to go for that approach. What guy would want a stripper to grab his dick. We’re just there for look don’t touch, like the perfect gentlemen we are.
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2 years ago
“I just happened to be driving by a strip club. It was a complete coincidence. No really, I’m not a perv who seeks out ways to perv on naked women.”
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2 years ago
“I saw a stripper, got a hard on, she BTFO’d me and then I left.” Fascinating stuff.
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2 years ago
Madison used to be famed for her LDA talents, but her mileage in that arena has declined of late. Get her in the LDA for her ass, not her knee drop skills. Just tapping that fat ass is worth it to get her in the LDA.
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2 years ago
What’s this? Throwing shade at me and my robe wearing goddess? The robe isn’t there for the guys to dig. It’s there so we can get her naked faster. Club info isn’t obligatory. It’s not necessary and no one gives a shit about it. And yeah, Michelle is irritating. Congratulations, you made one good point in your nineteen paragraph tome. Yeah, I counted them. It was more fun than actually reading your ‘prose,’ for lack of a better word. Maybe you should become a professional writer. I could get a column for you on suckfest.net.
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2 years ago
I didn’t even know that fucking tavern was open anymore. Then again, I always go to Pandoras in the morning like most pervs so I wouldn’t know.
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2 years ago
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Well you’d have to ask her. I wasn’t going to go there. I was too busy enjoying her lap twerk to broach topics I don’t give a shit about…
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2 years ago
Should have went in the morning and tried Pretti. Fuck VIP. Any veteran perv knows the good providers are doing the same thing in the LDA.
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2 years ago
Pretti is the daytime Kittens queen. I’ve often said she’s the Monse of Kittens, and every time I see her I leave satisfied. Rio is a piece of Brazilian ass, but there’s not much in the mileage department, which is fine if you’re just there for eye candy. I’ve partaken in LDA spins with her before, but was under no illusion that anything more than a bra drop was going to happen, which was fine because I came in knowing that. I ran into Winter there a couple months ago. As to her being a scamming bitch, all true, but it’s a fucking strip club. You’re in a den amongst thieves. These places are the haunts of perv degenerates and single moms who didn’t see a day past high school sophomore year.
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2 years ago
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Rejects as in they were too ratchet
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2 years ago
The club was originally supposed to be demolished this summer. I haven’t gone by in awhile, assuming it was gone by now. I’ll have to swing by one last time.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Going on binges and then going dry for awhile has always been my mongering style. I’m due for a breather so don’t expect any new content for some time. Sorry to disappoint @Wintersport73. I’m sure you’re heartbroken.
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2 years ago
I probably don’t pay much attention to the decor just because my standards are so low. Being a veteran of Portland dives, I’ve pretty much seen it all. Pandora’s remodel seems less important just because I’m glad the faucets even work. And a private couch seems like a luxury as I’m accustomed to paying the girl to get naked on my lap right on the chair I’m sitting in. Strip clubs for me will always be seedy holes-in-the-wall. I agree, Jade isn’t that high mileage, but she is a piece of ass, of which I’ve fondled several times in the LDA, and it was fun, even if she did have her panties on. I need a woman who will actually please me though. The Latin milfs who will go unnamed fit that bill, not the young eye candy I can watch naked for the mere price of a cover entrance.
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2 years ago
“The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted.” Zzzzzzzzzz. I guess I was too busy fondling the naked women inside to notice. Actually Pandoras offers Redbull, which I always get because I don’t want be be perceived as low status by drinking sugar water, it goes without saying. Yes, Monse and Luna are both Hispanic (“she like Monse,” is English not your first language either the “mighty” quinn?), which is like saying a Italian and a German are both European.
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2 years ago
In my early days of mongering this was my formula-go in with no expectations or regs. You bounce around from girl to girl, drop a few hundred and score some low mileage, full nude if you’re lucky. If you’re unlucky you might get suckered into a VIP with lower mileage than a decent stripper will have on the LDA menu. I wasn’t scoring like the veterans were, and gradually I developed developed the golden strategy: develop regs, go on the mornings, and stick to the LDA.
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2 years ago
“All in all I think that Pretty is the Monse of Kittens.” Are you trying to steal my line? Joking aside, yeah Pretti is really a champ. Good review aside from the name misspelling.
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2 years ago
You lucked out. I can attest that most dancers are way better. Also, I think you used too many paragraphs.
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2 years ago
Sounds like someone ran into Minni. Yeah, she’s good. I’d assume that ‘one white dancer’ is Bianca. It sounds like her.
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2 years ago
It’s not so much ‘hit and miss’ as cultivating a few regs who’ll you’ll see every time time. And yeah, VIP is a waste of time. Kittens has one of the better LDAs in town and the strippers who are actually high mileage will have no problems with keeping it in the LDA.
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2 years ago
I can’t really imagine not doing LDA. The Big Three have pretty decent LDAs so why let them go to waste. It’s possible to get a decent VIP but in my experience that’s mostly a racket in the line of Winter / Kittens.