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2 years ago
What does fucking MaxMaxima think guys go to strip clubs for? What does he think the fucking point of these reviews are? We read them for intel. We want descriptions deeds. We want names. Amazing review. Hats off.
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2 years ago
Oh no not a raincoat. Personally if I get a woman on her knees I like it all au naturale. You’re lucky there were even two dancers. I’ve seen Kittens openings where it was deader than that. Kittens is a club that’s been going up in my books these last few months, and this review is just more proof that things are getting better there.
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2 years ago
Mornings at a strip club are never for rack dancing. It’s the time the mongers go for LDA mileage and find their reg strippers. I don’t have any gripes with the new bar girl. She has the alternative aesthetics but she’s a piece of ass. When I went she was just wearing some panties and a oversized shirt. Jade’s a choir girl, although I did talk her into getting naked in the LDA once. I don’t remember her rack, but I do remember tapping that perky little ass. No she doesn’t spend much time on her knees, but some guys just like the eye candy. I respect that. To each his own.
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2 years ago
Who’s paid $800 for Martina? Uh, fucking no one. VIP is mostly a waste of time at Pandoras, or at any of the Big Three for that matter. The action is mostly happening in the LDA there, so why not utilize it. That $800 VIP sell is for the scammers who’ll probably come short in VIP anyway. Were the dances full nude? At Pandoras, I’d expect nothing less. It’s a pity you didn’t get a chance with Paisley. She knows how to give a good…intimate…time.
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2 years ago
40 for ‘naked and sensual’ at Pandoras is good. I’m so used to my few select women at this place that it’s easy to forget that a lot of girls there still won’t take off their panties. Still, personally I’ll be sticking with Monse. I’ll take ‘naked and sensual’ plus…more sensual…over Staisha’s serivce, but I’ll probably get a lap dance from her next time I’m there, just as a test run.
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2 years ago
I remember I talked Jade into giving me a nude lap dance once. She’s a bit of a choir girl but she’s been known to lose her panties. She’s a little blonde hottie and fondling that supple ass is worth it for slightly more $$$. But yeah, you’re not going to be getting Luna’s famed knee drop action from the aspiring IG thot model lineup you got, which is ok if you’re just a normie looking for eye candy. Personally I know what I come for, but each to his own.
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2 years ago
If sanitized corporate tourist traps are your thing I’m not going to drag on you, but I’ll always be hardcore. The slut better be completely naked in my lap with full fondling. Paying for a overpriced lap dance where the next aspiring IG model has her panties on will not satisfy my perv desires.
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2 years ago
Personally I would have rather had her on her knees. To each perv his own though.
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2 years ago
The seediness of the area was always a plus for me, not a downside. It guarantees anonymity from prying eyes. Sugar’s location is like a watering hole being in the perfect ecosystem. WillSea’s review seems like it was almost the same as my own experiences here. Also, shut the fuck up @deserscrub. Seattle has a higher quality of life than whatever shit hole you come from.
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2 years ago
It wasn’t a fucking typo. You tried to put ‘d’ at the end in drivel because you’re a moron who doesn’t understand grammar. If you had wrote drvl that would have been a typo.I don’t give a fuck what some fake dictionary says. That you invested time to google some bullshit dictionary just shows how desperately you need validation. And your fucking handle @pussylicker screams simp. Like getting on your knees for the girls and eating it out good as she bondage whips you? Why didn’t you just put @ILikeToPeggedAndObey as your handle. Compliments from the Emerald City. If you’re ever thinking about coming to the great PNW…just fucking don’t.
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2 years ago
Lol. This moron @pussylicker “wrote an article about what makes a good strip club review.” Yeah well your reviews are shit, so maybe write another one. My reviews are infinitely better than yours clown. Maybe I’ll write a article to educate you. I’ve don’t know what the “guidelines” are and I don’t give a fuck. I’ll always be better writer than you. Now fuck off loser.
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2 years ago
Yeah we can’t have a reviewer actually posting info we give a shit about. You know who fucking cares it was sunny that day? Me, cause I fucking live here. And it’s a strip club. We’re not there for the drinks. The drink is basically just a second cover. @pussylicker, you’re ever the philistine moron as ever. I’ve gotten a dance from Anya before and this makes me want to go back for round two. Good, entertaining descriptions. If I’m reading a strip club review I want to be reading about ass and tits, not about a fucking parking lot. Solid review.
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2 years ago
“Overall I felt that Pandoras is a nicer club.” A man of my own tastes I see. Most Seattle veterans have arrived at that conclusion by now, but unfortunately for some it took a lot of wasted time and money at the Scam HQ to get to that realization.
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2 years ago
Also, as a side note @pussylicker, even if you had managed to spell “dribble” correctly it still would have been fucking wrong. It’s fucking drivel. Maybe next time you try to shit on someone’s perfectly good review learn basic grammar and how to fucking spell.
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2 years ago
Yeah this is a great review. Lots of names thrown out and valuable intel. The juicy details and descriptions I need. Lol at the idiot adjudicators. “Incoherent!” is @59’s version of @desertscrubs “Shill!” I’ve dealt with this clown before. That moron @pussylicker tried to say “useless dribble” to say that the reviewer’s writing is bad but he misspelled dribble as “drivble” while trying to call someone else’s writing bad. Idiot. The review mixes in good intel with entertaining details about the atmosphere and dynamics between the strippers and the reviewer. A valuable, entertaining read.
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2 years ago
…and some good moves if you throw a little green. Wait for a stripper you like to come up, put down some cash and watch her please you. You’ll probably get a good dynamic going. You can nitpick about some of the things about this club, but if you’re in Seattle, this is the best it’s going to get, so you might as well enjoy it. This review is accurate to the club. It’s just a difference in personal preference.
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2 years ago
I’ve always said that Monse is the gold standard of Pandoras, so this review is basically sacrilege, but each to his own. Stella does give a good twerk, but Jade was always my go-to for blondies at this place. The fact that Pandoras feels sort of like a dive is a selling point, not a downside for me. I’m just a dive guy. And for the Seattle newbies, this review trashes the stage quality too much. This place has some of the best stage dancing in town, and you can have a great time here without even going LDA. You’re usually guaranteed full bra and panty drop
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2 years ago
I have a relatively positive memory of this place. This club almost reminded me of those little Portland dives (think Pirates Cove or Scarlet Lounge), only without the opportunity to get shitfaced. The club was basically whatever, but lap dances are a little higher mileage than any club in the area not named Kittens or Pandoras. The panties stayed on but I got in some quantity fondling of the top goods and was getting in some ass squeezing and slapping. No hand roam checking like you’ll find at some of the other clubs in town I’ve dragged. My biggest gripe would be the lack of LDA privacy, but it’s not even really a issue as long as it’s just you and one or two other pervs in the LDA. It’s not like the manager is going to be watching your every move. You’re getting a lap dance among fellow pervs, not in a fucking feminist studies seminar. As a veteran of dives, I’m used to getting a lap dance on the chair I’m sitting on right in the fucking open. This is basically the kind of strip club you go to if you’re bored with your favorite monger haunts and just want to get in a little quality fondling and some eye candy. I’ll probably swing by again and write my own review of this place.
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2 years ago
I actually got a lap dance once from some thick blondie there who lost the bra. I got in some ass fondling with the panties on. It was as boring as fuck but probably higher mileage than most guys are getting. I’m glad that you didn’t get scammed into VIP. Would have been the same shit as a lap dance. There’s literally no reason for anyone to go to this place so just fucking don’t.
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2 years ago
No shade to @horsefeathers. Glad you enjoyed and consistent with how I found it. @desertscrub is just a piece of shit. This cocksucker had the balls to come to my home turf, Seattle, last month. And apparently he swung by my hometown too, if he really did go to the Casa like he claims in the comment. Like I said, stay out of the fucking PNW you fucking cunt desertscrub. I don’t ever want to see your little shit face in my haunts.
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2 years ago
Yeah this is a garbage review @desertscrub. I’m going to fucking shit all over your review because you’re a talentless piece of shit who can’t write. They make you out your phone in a bucket? Yeah so the fuck what. Tell me more irrelevant shit I don’t give a shit about. And yeah the drinks here are fucking great, just like the drinks in pretty much every Portland club are great. You wouldn’t know a IPA if you saw one. I mean, you’re fucking chugging down domestic piss beer all fucking day so it’s not like you could recognize a quality brew you fucker. Who the fuck gave you permission to come to my home town scum. The city of roses deserves better than your worthless fucking ass. Get the fuck out and that goes for the whole PNW.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Yeah I won’t deny there is eye candy. Like I said, Kardashian look-alikes. Any yeah, having a topless hottie on your lap for your pleasure is nice. The question is is there serious mileage? At Vu, that’s a no. Maybe in some other town that actually allows booze I could overlook that fact, but if I’m going to a Seattle strip club I want the real deal.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Yet another un-ironic fanboy. It seems that I’ve tread on a couple toes. Yet another perfect description of me. Yes, the ratchet skanks and me do belong together. It’s sad and pathetic that this guy thinks the women he’s paying actually enjoy him.
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2 years ago
Sounds like my experience aside from the little 30 minute downtime. I was the only patron the last two times I went, hence my black pilling on this place. Like I’ve mentioned before, VIP prices are variable aside from the house fee, so if a stripper quotes a VIP as being a certain amount, just know that another one will quote you another figure. I might make a revisit to Sugars at some point, but I prefer the greener LDA pastures of Pandoras and Kittens. Anyway, I’m glad you’ve finally joined the other side with us pervs Eric, and left the normies behind.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
It’s gotten to the point for me where if the stripper isn’t completely naked during the dance it’s not worth it for me. I know what I want and where to go to get what I want, so why would I waste my time at a place where I can’t get it?