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2 years ago
My man Uncle out here making sure we’re all getting sloppy seconds lol. Well done. My only question is Daisha - I’ve never known her to give out so much as a hand shake. Are those the winds of change I’m feeling?
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2 years ago
Got Rio’s private IG after I saw her like a year ago but it’s now deleted. Did she go dark? How did you message her?
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Ah kittens. It’s incredibly high risk, and therefore sometimes you realize some incredible returns. The allure of the best times I’ve had in a club keep me coming back. I recommend it for those who might be a little bored of the vending machine style that can be pandoras. If you want a walk on the wild side and maybe have a crazy time… but risk being deeply disappointed and with empty pockets - try kittens shark tank. I think Rio is still the go - to right now. 12 - 7 weekdays and be early because she gets busy and tired.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Also when it comes to Pandora’s Diamonds are forever.
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Proud to be a fellow Seattle perv. But I’m not brave enough for Luna… those pastures might be a little too green for me hahaha.
However I’m accusing you of a few things that seem like cap to me - ain’t no way you gave a barista the business. They are way too uptight, especially if it’s not a LB stand. And especially not for 20 bones. If you did - fucking DM me lol.
review comment
3 years ago
Petition for lap dances to be included in Core CPI
review comment
3 years ago
The first paragraph made me laugh and die inside because of how fucking true it is. God, there’s so much potential with Kittens but every time I leave, I think… damn, was that worth it? It was…. Wasn’t it? Maybe… I think so?
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3 years ago
God so much turnover at Kittens I don’t recognize a single name on this list.
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3 years ago
Mighty Quinn not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
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3 years ago
Jk. Mimi is… Latina? Not sure. What I remember most about her was her showing off her flexibility by doing her best Simone biles impression on the wall by the drink bar. Clearly meant to catch your eye. Luna is Latina, tall, big nattys, poorly constructed fake ass. I can’t imagine what’s been through her coming from dancing bare, just to be brutally honest. But after a few cervezas any of us would hit.
At night it just seems like more selection. This was the first time I had some competition from the playas. But it sounds like that 3:00 hour is maybe better, with more showing up and regulars cycling out. I wonder if it being a Friday had anything to do with it.
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3 years ago
This guy is a loser, probably a club ad.
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3 years ago
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that OP is such a degenerate (like all of us) that his keyboard autocorrected “kind” for “kink.” One of us! One of us!
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3 years ago
“Just ran your credit card” God. It’s insulting how dumb they think we are.
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3 years ago
Ayyyyyeeee Deja is back? Not the usuals you hear about but she’s fine as hell and fairly open
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4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If you go outside at all, it feels like the Thanos snap. Half as many people out on the road or less, half out and about. It's crazy.
But I agree with the guy up ahead said that since we're social creatures, I doubt that it'll really change things permanently. My thought is it will take longer than we thought, but packed concerts, sporting events, bars, AND strip clubs will be back. What won't change is social distancing and temperature checking at doctors and dentist offices.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Whole vibe of this post made me laugh.
I'd regret fuck her
review comment
4 years ago
Reading old reviews because clubs are shut down and I'm bored... Glad I found this gem.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I guess I gotta ask - are none of you worried about cameras? Seems like if they see a naked dude or even a pants less dude on camera in one of the VIP's, they are coming in to stop you
review comment
5 years ago
God bless this place lol.
review comment
5 years ago
Your review is A1 quality my man. I think I'm too wordy, so I'm over here taking notes.
That being said, sometimes a story can be entertaining to read.
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5 years ago
No worries, thanks brotha
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5 years ago
So never been, I'm a little confused about the layout -
I thought there was only one "back room," "VIP," "lap dance area," whatever you want to call it - that was somewhat awakwardly open, with bench seating.
Are you saying there is said room, plus a separate VIP room that is private?
Asking for a friend.
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5 years ago
I'm no expert here, but just to play devil's advocate - I think had you gotten a normal 3 for 100, she may never have given you trouble.
I've been to this club a few times, always been able to grab titties, never had a problem. But who knows.
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5 years ago
Andy I can be convinced! Haha
Did not get laid, but wasn't necessarily looking to. I enjoy privacy of VIP occasionally
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I fucking hope he does. He's the only hope we have of an actually moderate sane person running I'm this whole damned election. I don't want Trump, but I also don't want a socialist.