Money is the best reason

I can recommend The Border for this reason: It won't cost you a lot.

Nope. I was there maybe 45 minutes one evening after work and spent only $20. That bought me one beer, $2 each in tips for each of four dancers and $4 in tips for the bartender mostly because it didn't feel right for me to leave with change from that twenty.

There were five dancers. Two looked like they could play in the WNBA. Not that they weren't attractive. Just tall. Either could have been six-feet and both had pretty faces. Two other dancers were normal height, above average in breast and prettyish. All four of the dancers I've cited already were rather large in the booty. The fifth dancer was smaller in every respect. Couple of AAs. Couple of Latina. The other, not sure.