Seldom the fantasy we want it to be

I spent 30 minutes at BNA on a recent Friday night. Five minutes would have been enough.

In five short minutes, I would have realized there was no reason to stay. The lone female after 9 pm was nothing to write to TUSCL about. Probably more than 50 years old, probably well over 150 pounds, probably nice enough, she absolutely was ordinary in every visible respect (as was the husband/boyfriend accompanying her). Probably the only thing that separated her from a random lottery in any of our neighborhoods was she was at BNA where, given time and courage, she might take off her clothes and take a dick or two or more for a ride.

That didn't happen in my half hour. Nothing that happened in that time indicated that she was interested in any of us. The "us" in this case was three dozen or so guys who were every bit as average as she was. Those three dozen were mostly in motion between the main movie room (a theatre style room with 20 or so theatre chairs and a few couches and a padded table behind) and several smaller rooms (where couches are in closer proximity to padded tables). Movies play in all the rooms. Different from most of my previous visits here, the movies playing this night tended to be better quality porn. Usually, the porn has been the bargain version with bargain girls and bargain production values.