Reviews by Sgrayeff

When guys would say they jerked themselves off in a strip club, I didn't get it. We'll come back to that. This was a regular Saturday night at Playhouse. Cover is $15, up $5 from…

The Border on a weekday afternoon. Dull might be a fair description. I stopped in on a lark, knowing that I'd likely be disappointed but hoping things might be better. My expectations were reasonable. I…

This club, which has been entirely predictable for decades, managed to surprise me. It wasn't a promising start. It was one of those nights when there were only a handful of girls and one customer…

This was very much what I've come to expect at Risque in Bristol. A few hot girls, a few girls I'd rather not have seen - and not much to make me want to come…

Though I have been at this hobby for decades, I still can't comprehend the average girl as a dancer. Think Walmart. Better yet, think Dollar General. Now imagine that a handful of women at Dollar…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out. Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

Two mistakes were made. Both mine. First, I arrived. That was a mistake because I knew better. Going far out of my way anyway in the hope I would find quality pussy at a discount…

She could be the girl of my dreams. She moved like an athlete with the trim figure to match. Great face with stylish short hair. Eyes were an invitation. Tits and ass were a tease. Except…

I dropped in on what turned out to be one of their "party" nights. Though this was the second time this year that I randomly attended one of their parties, I'm not sure what made…

Sometimes it's tough to know which is worse. Wasting money? Or not wasting money? That's been my story at the Playhouse lately. There are two issues are the root of this dilemma. First, the line-up at…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable. That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

Let's start with the positive. When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

Pro tip? If you arrive within an hour of the opening time, ask the dude how many girls are working. That's what I should have done. I arrived maybe 45 minutes after opening on a…

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best. Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a club I used…

Three dancers were pregnant on a random weeknight just before 6 pm. I'm talking about the girls on stage, not "dancers" there to visit with friends before the baby arrives. I know a mom-to-be when…

I saw the girl of my dreams at Sweethearts. What a disappointment. Early 20s, she danced like she's been dancing for dollars all her life. Real dance moves and pole skills were just the starters.…

I love it that I was wrong. I didn't particularly care for her face. I definitely didn't like her ass. Too big and kind of mushy. Her tits were okay but not okay enough for…

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20? It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape. The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of…

While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough. The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great tits.…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…