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Sgrayeff

Reviews

126 reviews by Sgrayeff

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

New curtains, no nookie

5.0/10

Let's begin with some news: The sheer curtains are gone, replaced by regular curtains on the "private" rooms. Not so fast if you're thinking you're going to be dropping your trousers to the floor. One dancer…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 3 mos ago 14

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, NJ

Seldom the fantasy we want it to be

4.7/10

I spent 30 minutes at BNA on a recent Friday night. Five minutes would have been enough. In five short minutes, I would have realized there was no reason to stay. The lone female after 9…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 3 mos ago 17

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

Money is the best reason

4.3/10

I can recommend The Border for this reason: It won't cost you a lot. Nope. I was there maybe 45 minutes one evening after work and spent only $20. That bought me one beer, $2 each…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 3 mos ago 6 1

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Try the pool table

3.3/10

After all the clubs after all these years, you'd think I would know better. I went to the Raven on a Sunday afternoon anyway. Why? The answer, of course, is that perverted brain of mine is…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 4 mos ago 1 5

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Giving late afternoon a try.

5.7/10

This is a review based on several recent visits in late afternoon. As usual, first impressions can be misleading. I usually go to Playhouse at night. I know, the conventional wisdom on this board favors daytime.…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 4 mos ago 1

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Three bra busters and one bust

6.3/10

Let's start with something good. Great even. Three of the four girls this evening had delicious tits. D or DD and nearly perfect. The fourth was the prettiest of all. Young. Slim. Legs. Ass. A great…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 5 mos ago 5 3

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Rubbing the wrong way

6.0/10

A blonde spent a fair amount of time rubbing my back. A brunette spent a fair amount of time rubbing the outside of my thigh. That's kind of how it went one afternoon at Risque,…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 6 mos ago 1

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Unless she's that good. Or the blonde is.

6.3/10

When guys would say they jerked themselves off in a strip club, I didn't get it. We'll come back to that. This was a regular Saturday night at Playhouse. Cover is $15, up $5 from…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 7 mos ago 2 7

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

Some girl will grab my junk

4.3/10

The Border on a weekday afternoon. Dull might be a fair description. I stopped in on a lark, knowing that I'd likely be disappointed but hoping things might be better. My expectations were reasonable. I…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 7 mos ago

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Lazy girls and a great surprise

6.3/10

This club, which has been entirely predictable for decades, managed to surprise me. It wasn't a promising start. It was one of those nights when there were only a handful of girls and one customer…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 7 mos ago 4 2

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Hotties are not enough

5.3/10

This was very much what I've come to expect at Risque in Bristol. A few hot girls, a few girls I'd rather not have seen - and not much to make me want to come…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 8 mos ago 4 2

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

At least that never happens at Dollar General

4.7/10

Though I have been at this hobby for decades, I still can't comprehend the average girl as a dancer. Think Walmart. Better yet, think Dollar General. Now imagine that a handful of women at Dollar…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 10 mos ago 3 1

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

An incremental improvement?

5.0/10

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out. Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 10 mos ago 2

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, OH

Two mistakes. No more.

4.0/10

Two mistakes were made. Both mine. First, I arrived. That was a mistake because I knew better. Going far out of my way anyway in the hope I would find quality pussy at a discount…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 10 mos ago 2

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

No show

5.0/10

She could be the girl of my dreams. She moved like an athlete with the trim figure to match. Great face with stylish short hair. Eyes were an invitation. Tits and ass were a tease. Except…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 11 mos ago 2 1

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Party night. Partly ...

5.7/10

I dropped in on what turned out to be one of their "party" nights. Though this was the second time this year that I randomly attended one of their parties, I'm not sure what made…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 11 mos ago 4

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Waste my money? Or don't waste it?

5.7/10

Sometimes it's tough to know which is worse. Wasting money? Or not wasting money? That's been my story at the Playhouse lately. There are two issues are the root of this dilemma. First, the line-up at…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 11 mos ago 1 9

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

Policy worth following

4.7/10

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Maybe miserable is okay?

5.3/10

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable. That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 2

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

Girls seem indifferent to cash

5.3/10

Let's start with the positive. When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Make sure you won't be alone

4.0/10

Pro tip? If you arrive within an hour of the opening time, ask the dude how many girls are working. That's what I should have done. I arrived maybe 45 minutes after opening on a…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 3

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Return to Ricks. A beautiful success.

6.7/10

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best. Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a club I used…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 1

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Give me babes, not babies

4.3/10

Three dancers were pregnant on a random weeknight just before 6 pm. I'm talking about the girls on stage, not "dancers" there to visit with friends before the baby arrives. I know a mom-to-be when…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 1

Sweethearts Cabaret

South Amboy, NJ

Girl of my dreams?

6.0/10

I saw the girl of my dreams at Sweethearts. What a disappointment. Early 20s, she danced like she's been dancing for dollars all her life. Real dance moves and pole skills were just the starters.…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 2

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

I was wrong, and I love it.

6.3/10

I love it that I was wrong. I didn't particularly care for her face. I definitely didn't like her ass. Too big and kind of mushy. Her tits were okay but not okay enough for…

SgrayeffSgrayeff· 1 yr ago 1 3
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