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review
published 1 yr ago
Jerked by Jolie
reviewed by
uniquename

5.0

The basics - the building is pink. The bathroom is disgusting. The parking is easy and the $10 cover includes a bottle of water. As always, the water bottle is never sealed, so I’m pretty…

review
published 1 yr ago
Return to an old reliable
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

I’ve been patronizing this place steadily for a few years and over that time I’ve developed and reviewed a few favorites. In the past I have enjoyed quality time with Lyndsey (no longer there), Emma…

review
published 2 yrs ago
DDTR - the rumors of its demise may not be true.
reviewed by
uniquename

6.3

DDTR used to be the area go-to prior to Covid. Post-Covid the rumor mill indicated that the place was run down, inhabited by bikers, that the manager and his buddies used it as a hang…

review
published 2 yrs ago
The Playhouse delivers. As always.
reviewed by
uniquename

6.3

I found myself in the area of the Pink Palace on a weekday afternoon with time to kill and the siren call of the standard PH experience lured me in.

We’ve discussed the physical facility…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A Reliable Choice
reviewed by
uniquename

6.3

Stopped by DD Manville recently for an afternoon visit. Normally this place is empty during the day, but surprisingly there were three or four dancers and about five custies. I was hoping to see the…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Timing is everything
reviewed by
uniquename

5.0

This place has been reviewed to death, but for the record:

  • Pink building that you can see from the space station
  • Entrance on a main road, so everyone can see you
  • The bathroom is disgusting
    *…
review
published 2 yrs ago
Sad. Just sad. It’s a cozy little shack in the woods that has women in it who should hang up their heels.
reviewed by
uniquename

4.7

Sad. This place is just full of sadness.

THE PLACE: as others have described, it is in the woods of northwest Jersey. The road leading to it is probably challenging if it’s wet or snowy. What…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Lighting doesn’t strike twice. Ball count is one strike, one swing and a miss
reviewed by
uniquename

5.7

After striking pay dirt one afternoon here back in July I decided to see if lighting would strike twice.

It didn’t.

THE PLACE: Located on a busy road, but there is ample parking behind the building. Unfortunately,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
The Pink Palace Rides Again. If you’re looking for the McDonalds of strip clubs, this is your place. Not very nutritious, but cheap and filling.
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

THE PLACE - This “Pink Palace” is, surprisingly, pink. Neon pink. See it from the international space station pink. Subtle is not this place’s strong point. If you are looking to sneak in and out…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A Nice Way To Spend Some Time
reviewed by
uniquename

6.3

The Place - Although it’s on a busy main drag, I almost drove right past it because it looks any of the other storefronts in the area. Not the fanciest neighborhood in the world, but…

review
published 2 yrs ago
The Pink Palace, Home of The Geriatric Handy
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

Yet another review of the Pink Palace, so to make the readers happy, parking is easy, access is easy, and the girls are easy. The endless tip parade, not so easy.

After never getting a dance…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Interesting visit, LI offers fun if you know where to look apparently
reviewed by
uniquename

7.7

I was in the area one weekday evening with time to kill, checked the locator, and this place popped up with a recent review.

tl; dr - this place definitely has potential, but it is a…