When Your Choices Are Limited You Do What You Can

Welcome to North Central Pennsylvania, where your options are limited. I found myself with a little time to kill the other night, and checked TUSCL to see what options there were. The End Zone had been reviewed most recently, and it was nearby, so off I went.

This place is only open after 6PM Tuesday through Saturday. I arrived at around 7. It’s at the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere. It shares a building with an adult toy store. The dance club itself is large - a pole barn type structure that is easily 60 by 50. There are at least two stages on the main floor, and the fabled “free beer bar” is out back. (I didn’t avail myself of that.) There is a terrace for a second floor that is where the more intimate dances can take place. The club and the bathrooms are clean.

When I arrived the place was pretty much dead. There were two other PLs there who were literally shoveling money (singles) at the dancers. Logically enough the dancers paid more attention to them. I’m not going to compete for attentions of a stripper with fools determined to waste their money. For what it looked like they were throwing on the stage they could have had a VERY good full contact time at many other clubs that have been reviewed her ad nauseam. (They could have owned the Pink Palace.)