Reviews

My tour of central PA clubs continued this week, and I’ve gotta say, it really sucks to be a PL out in Pennsyltucky. I found myself with time to kill in Harrisburg recently and thought I…

Upsell, upsell, upsell. I stopped in at the Pink Palace the other day. The place has been described endlessly, so we can skip ahead on that. The dollar parade, awful as always. A variety of ladies…

Stopped in the other afternoon when I was passing through on business. Many words have been written about this place, nothing has changed there. It’s a small hole in the wall just off the main…

tl;dr - If you’re looking for extras, this isn’t the place to be. As we all know, central PA is a dead zone for adult entertainment. Dream Girls is no exception. I visited on a recent…

Welcome to North Central Pennsylvania, where your options are limited. I found myself with a little time to kill the other night, and checked TUSCL to see what options there were. The End Zone had…

This place has been reviewed a million times. It’s pink, blindingly so. There is lots of parking but the front door faces the roadway, so there is the Walk of Shame to deal with. It…

DDTR has been reviewed endlessly, and the physical plant has not changed since Carter was president. Located on a main drag in Lakewood, the entrance is in the back so at least you don’t have…

Disappointment. I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is fenced…

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd world resident say…

Conveniently located on Lakewood Road/Route 9, easy access from the GSP. There are few convenience stores in the area, so it’s easy to hit the ATM before you head in and avoid whatever ludicrous…

The building has been described many times before, but in honor of the not so dearly departed Shrub, suffice it to say that if you look up the definition of “pink” in the dictionary, they…

I was in the D for business and was looking to mix in a little pleasure as well. Based upon other reviews I decided to check the Criket. Maybe my Google-Fu is bad, but their…