tuscl

Reviews

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published 1 yr ago
When Your Choices Are Limited You Do What You Can
reviewed by
uniquename

5.7

Welcome to North Central Pennsylvania, where your options are limited. I found myself with a little time to kill the other night, and checked TUSCL to see what options there were. The End Zone had…

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published 1 yr ago
Plan A didn’t work out, went with plan B
reviewed by
uniquename

5.7

This place has been reviewed a million times. It’s pink, blindingly so. There is lots of parking but the front door faces the roadway, so there is the Walk of Shame to deal with. It…

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published 1 yr ago
DDTR - it’s old, it’s shabby, it delivers good value
reviewed by
uniquename

6.3

DDTR has been reviewed endlessly, and the physical plant has not changed since Carter was president. Located on a main drag in Lakewood, the entrance is in the back so at least you don’t have…

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published 1 yr ago
Disappointed, not worth a special trip, it seems to be Regular City
reviewed by
uniquename

4.7

Disappointment.

I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is fenced…

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published 1 yr ago
If WalMart Were A Strip Club
reviewed by
uniquename

5.7

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd world resident say…

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published 1 yr ago
DDTR continues to deliver in it’s own shabby way.
reviewed by
uniquename

5.3

Conveniently located on Lakewood Road/Route 9, easy access from the GSP. There are few convenience stores in the area, so it’s easy to hit the ATM before you head in and avoid whatever ludicrous…

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published 1 yr ago
A clean dancer? Here? Yes, a clean dancer.
reviewed by
uniquename

5.0

The building has been described many times before, but in honor of the not so dearly departed Shrub, suffice it to say that if you look up the definition of “pink” in the dictionary, they…

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published 1 yr ago
Not Even A Swing And A Miss - Never Even Got Up To Bat
reviewed by
uniquename

6.7

I was in the D for business and was looking to mix in a little pleasure as well. Based upon other reviews I decided to check the Criket. Maybe my Google-Fu is bad, but their…

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published 1 yr ago
They’ve Redecorated The Bar, Maybe It’s Time To Redecorate The Girls
reviewed by
uniquename

2.7

Based upon a recent review by IPleadTheFifth I decided to give this place, previously referred to as “where old strippers go to die” another chance.

I shouldn’t have.

Yes, they have redone the inside of the place.…

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published 1 yr ago
Reasonably Priced For Low Expectations
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

First - although the description says that they are open Monday nights, they most certainly are not.

This club is located in the middle of Nowhere, Western PA. Seriously, one drives though a lot of isolated…

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published 1 yr ago
Customer service is not dead!
reviewed by
uniquename

4.3

I’m still shocked. Shocked in a good way.

I decided to stop at the Pink Palace this afternoon. I was on a mission and wasn’t taking “no” for an answer. The usual cast of characters…

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published 1 yr ago
A Pleasant Surprise - Will The Streak Continue?
reviewed by
uniquename

6.0

Things have recently changed here, apparently for the better. Hopefully the trend continues.

As noted in previous reviews by both myself and others, this place was kind of a “no man’s land” for a few years…