DDTR continues to deliver in it’s own shabby way.

Conveniently located on Lakewood Road/Route 9, easy access from the GSP. There are few convenience stores in the area, so it’s easy to hit the ATM before you head in and avoid whatever ludicrous fees they charge there. The cover is $25, and includes a bottle of water. It’s BYOB, and in Jersey that means nude. Nobody has spent any money on the interior or the parking lot of this place in seemingly decades. At least the lot is around back, so the walk of shame is hidden.

All of that doesn’t matter, because you’re there for the women, right? There are no 10s here, but there is usually a nice selection of 7s and they try harder. The dollar train is minimal to nonexistent. On-stage sets seem to go on forever - I saw two girls that were on stage for 30 minutes. VIP is $225 for 30 minutes, $150 for 15, plus whatever arrangements you make with dancer. Negotiations happen at bar side, and are refreshingly direct and to the point. Many dancers here have rather extensive menus. The club is pretty good about posting the dancer schedules on IG. My only minor gripe about that is that some days they don’t get around to posting the day shift schedule until later in the afternoon than works with my availability.

I stopped in the other day hoping to see Sandy, a favorite from way back when. There were maybe two other PLs in the place and probably four dancers. I say “probably” because I barely spent any time at the bar after I arrived. When I arrived Sandy was nowhere to be seen, so I asked for her. Instead, Stevie (a solid 7, great smile and a bit on the full figured side, but not objectionable) came out from the dressing room and said “I recognize you and Sandy isn’t here today, but we both know why you’re here.” Indeed we did, I’ve had wonderful dancers with her in the past. She had quit the business a while ago and apparently has recently come back to work. She’s fun to be around. Stevie’s VIP skills are as good as always, and her pricing is in line with area expectations. 30 minutes later I was a happy man.