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HAIM- If I could change your mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljg6g7BAdQo

She agreed to let me in and I banger her so violently she said she wouldn't be able to shit right for weeks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5WYSwET28

Now when I pee three streams of piss come out and it burns when i use the shitter. These symptoms sound familiar to anyone?

Im just about done getting over a cold and am faced with a conundrum. The girl I want to see only dances on Mondays, and I would hate to wait a week, but I prefer…

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging to excuse yourself with that…

Because there's a clock on the stove....

Recently watched the end of Sopranos like everyone else and im am shocked. I thought my DVD player was broken, but was told by my friend that this was the correct ending. My guess is…

Tonight was one for the ages. I had a few drinks in me and walked into the bar and took a seat. Sat down and saw a dancer with a great ass and face, but…

Shes a 5'11' blonde golf star and her boyfriend prefers to get his junk massaged by an old asian. Proves that behind every beautiful women out there is a man struggling to keep up with…