Posts by TrentonPhantom

Im just about done getting over a cold and am faced with a conundrum. The girl I want to see only dances on Mondays, and I would hate to wait a week, but I prefer to club at 100%. Anyone…

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging to excuse yourself with that smell emanating from your drawers.

Because there's a clock on the stove....

Recently watched the end of Sopranos like everyone else and im am shocked. I thought my DVD player was broken, but was told by my friend that this was the correct ending. My guess is Tony died? Sorry for the…

Tonight was one for the ages. I had a few drinks in me and walked into the bar and took a seat. Sat down and saw a dancer with a great ass and face, but she was wearing a loose…

Shes a 5'11' blonde golf star and her boyfriend prefers to get his junk massaged by an old asian. Proves that behind every beautiful women out there is a man struggling to keep up with her bullshit. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/johnny-delprete-caught-up-florida-prostitution-scandal

I have only had two injuries in the 15 years Ive clubbed. One was because the girl I was dancing with was big and it took 6 songs for me to release. Stupid club got rid of leather chairs and…

When I go to strip clubs I like it when the girl suck on my nipples. For that reason I like to shave the hairs around my nipples weekly. Does that make me wierd?