Discussions by two_bits

I usually don't pay much attention to stripper gossip, but recently I learned that in my regular clubs the dancers refer to me as a "trophy" customer. Not only are they assured of making $1-1.5K...

Since a lot of you can use some advice and info on what's really in a hottie's mind, ask away. I'm not even charging! Serious only, I'm not engaging the trolls....

...and any unhinged, psycho, whack job bitch that threatens to harm her should be band from TUSCL (and the internet in general) for life. I mean, come on, who would want to harm nicespice -...

...with a criminal record (e.g. B&E, solicitation, possession, etc.)?? Asking for a friend. ...

...like cumming in your pants. ...

Who is the bestest and why? Family-Man? Phatboy99? FatherofNIcole? Poosche? Daddy_Tricks? Lil-Baller-100? EchoPizza?...

I guess the family doesn't talk much about Pooshe, apparently she is the "black sheep" (goat?) of the tribe....

I recently found out (purely by chance) that the model-quality hottie I’m dating (FWB, not P4P) is a twin. From what I’ve gathered they’re identical twins and virtually impossible to tell apart. She...

The tall, slim, model-quality hotties I see OTC (FWB, not P4P) dress sexy all of the time - if they're classy sexy I'm cool with it, if it's just high volume addict streetwalker slutty,...

Unlike say, Subraman, I never settle for the 7.5 "with a great personality," but it seems like most guys here readily do. Other than the fact that you're not me, why do so many...

Was skimming the discussions (most of which were garbage) I missed while on my Kokomo vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF and happened on Juice's post about fucking 50-60 yo fatties. Of course,...

@Nicole1994 - Some asshole scribbled red graffiti all over your avatar picture. When I find out which one of the reprobates on here did it, I will kick their ass. In the meantime, please...

A: Hang out with flagooner. ...

Since it's the last chance to wear white this season, starting today I will be taking a well-earned vacay over an extended Labor Day weekend. Everyone knows that when I take a vacation...

Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used...

Let's play. variety big booty small black clubs Who am I?...

After fatally shooting her cheating boyfriend in the face, Shayna Hubers joked he should be grateful for finally getting “the nose job he always wanted.” Hubers, 27, claimed she shot Ryan Poston six times in...

I feel bad now about not getting them a gift. ...

No big surprise that Nicole1994 was able to Keyser Söze the resident "geniuses" on TUSCL, but TrollWarnBot is supposed to be this ultra-sophisticated AI, and he didn't have a clue, either. Hopefully he'll do...

I can understand the guys that are bored and have unlimited time on their hands, like shadowcat (retired) or flagooner (invalid), but what about the rest of you? Are you all unemployed guys in your...

It appears your algorithms need a tune-up. This place has been overrun with trolls for weeks, and you're just getting around to identifying @Daddy_Tricks? Plus you completely missed @Juicebox69 posting as @Trish_Club_Lust. Just goes to show you,...

...for exposing the sausage-fingered fraud among us. It's disgraceful that someone would impugn the integrity of the board like this. Who knows how long this travesty would have gone on if it...

Seems like a reasonable defense to me. Plus her mug shot is hot! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dui-suspect-allegedly-tells-police-shouldnt-arrested-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-005705323.html ...

Saw the flic this weekend, and it is fantastic, a must see. With all the crazy stunts he does, it's hard to believe that Tom Cruise is in his mid-fifties. He's in...

...I would probably get banned by Founder for spamming the board, lol. But seriously, on the (rare) evenings I'm not dating (FWB, not P4P) gorgeous, model-quality young civilian hotties, and I go to...

...when you're dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties like I am, but it sounds like a good deal for the rest of the losers here... ...especially if your extras budget is a whopping...

I have a new fav that scores high marks on looks and personality, but she chose a low-rent ghetto sounding stage name, and that doesn't fit with my image in the club. I'm...

Title says it all...