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two_bits

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28 posts by two_bits

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Are you a "Trophy" Customer?

I usually don't pay much attention to stripper gossip, but recently I learned that in my regular clubs the dancers refer to me as a "trophy" customer. Not only are they assured of making $1-1.5K off me when I visit, but…

two_bits7 yrs ago 4 26

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Need advice on dating (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie and stripper hotties?

Since a lot of you can use some advice and info on what's really in a hottie's mind, ask away. I'm not even charging! Serious only, I'm not engaging the trolls.

two_bits7 yrs ago 4 48

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Nicespice is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever

...and any unhinged, psycho, whack job bitch that threatens to harm her should be band from TUSCL (and the internet in general) for life. I mean, come on, who would want to harm nicespice - she's so...nice.

two_bits7 yrs ago 10 15

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OT: Can you become a lawyer...

...with a criminal record (e.g. B&E, solicitation, possession, etc.)?? Asking for a friend.

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 30

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Come on, people - enough with the trolling - this is a serious site, for serious

...like cumming in your pants.

two_bits7 yrs ago 6

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Best nicepsice troll persona?

Who is the bestest and why? Family-Man? Phatboy99? FatherofNIcole? Poosche? Daddy_Tricks? Lil-Baller-100? EchoPizza?

two_bits7 yrs ago 1 140

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Who is hotter - Nichole1994 or her naughty twin, Pooshe1994?

I guess the family doesn't talk much about Pooshe, apparently she is the "black sheep" (goat?) of the tribe.

two_bits7 yrs ago 29

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My (real, not P4P) GF is a twin!

I recently found out (purely by chance) that the model-quality hottie I’m dating (FWB, not P4P) is a twin. From what I’ve gathered they’re identical twins and virtually impossible to tell apart. She doesn’t talk about it much, apparently…

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 13

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Classy sexy vs. slutty

The tall, slim, model-quality hotties I see OTC (FWB, not P4P) dress sexy all of the time - if they're classy sexy I'm cool with it, if it's just high volume addict streetwalker slutty, then she wouldn't be with me.…

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 5

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Why do some many on here settle?

Unlike say, Subraman, I never settle for the 7.5 "with a great personality," but it seems like most guys here readily do. Other than the fact that you're not me, why do so many of you settle for less than…

two_bits7 yrs ago 9 24

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Good Lord, Juice - 50-60 yo fatties? Ughh!

Was skimming the discussions (most of which were garbage) I missed while on my Kokomo vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF and happened on Juice's post about fucking 50-60 yo fatties. Of course, that was long suspected here, but…

two_bits7 yrs ago 2

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Nicole - someone defaced your avatar

@Nicole1994 - Some asshole scribbled red graffiti all over your avatar picture. When I find out which one of the reprobates on here did it, I will kick their ass. In the meantime, please repost the original picture, thanks.

two_bits7 yrs ago 11

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Q: What's an easy and cheap way to look 10-15 years younger?

A: Hang out with flagooner.

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 7

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On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF

Since it's the last chance to wear white this season, starting today I will be taking a well-earned vacay over an extended Labor Day weekend. Everyone knows that when I take a vacation it's in the company of one…

two_bits7 yrs ago 1 17

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When I go to the strip club, everyone calls me "Sir"

Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used to such preferential treatment, it did…

two_bits7 yrs ago 4 14

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Six words: Who am I?

Let's play. variety big booty small black clubs Who am I?

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 23

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OT: Ohio murder suspect cracked jokes while killing boyfriend, claimed witness

After fatally shooting her cheating boyfriend in the face, Shayna Hubers joked he should be grateful for finally getting “the nose job he always wanted.” Hubers, 27, claimed she shot Ryan Poston six times in self-defense at his Highland Heights, Ky.,…

two_bits7 yrs ago 1 6

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If Nicole1994 is legit, does this mean she and DC9428 are really married?

I feel bad now about not getting them a gift.

two_bits7 yrs ago 1 17

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Time to send TrollWarnBot to the scrap heap

No big surprise that Nicole1994 was able to Keyser Söze the resident "geniuses" on TUSCL, but TrollWarnBot is supposed to be this ultra-sophisticated AI, and he didn't have a clue, either. Hopefully he'll do the right thing and delete himself.

two_bits7 yrs ago 4 14

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Question for the regular posters who are on here 24/7 - do you have jobs?

I can understand the guys that are bored and have unlimited time on their hands, like shadowcat (retired) or flagooner (invalid), but what about the rest of you? Are you all unemployed guys in your 40's living in your Mom's basement…

two_bits7 yrs ago 3 40

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@TrollWarnBot - How about you start doing your job around here?

It appears your algorithms need a tune-up. This place has been overrun with trolls for weeks, and you're just getting around to identifying @Daddy_Tricks? Plus you completely missed @Juicebox69 posting as @Trish_Club_Lust. Just goes to show you, even the most sophisticated AI is…

two_bits7 yrs ago 3 6

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Thank you Nina...

...for exposing the sausage-fingered fraud among us. It's disgraceful that someone would impugn the integrity of the board like this. Who knows how long this travesty would have gone on if it hadn't been for Nina's vigilance and…

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 13

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OT: DUI suspect allegedly tells police she shouldn't be arrested because she's a

Seems like a reasonable defense to me. Plus her mug shot is hot! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dui-suspect-allegedly-tells-police-shouldnt-arrested-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-005705323.html

two_bits7 yrs ago 8 32

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OT: Mission Impossible - Fallout

Saw the flic this weekend, and it is fantastic, a must see. With all the crazy stunts he does, it's hard to believe that Tom Cruise is in his mid-fifties. He's in great shape, of course, but he…

two_bits7 yrs ago 2 13

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If I started a new discussion every time I dropped $2K in the club...

...I would probably get banned by Founder for spamming the board, lol. But seriously, on the (rare) evenings I'm not dating (FWB, not P4P) gorgeous, model-quality young civilian hotties, and I go to the club instead, it's routine for…

two_bits7 yrs ago 1 8
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