two_bits

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  6 years ago
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  Are you a "Trophy" Customer?

  I usually don't pay much attention to stripper gossip, but recently I learned that in my regular clubs the dancers refer to me as a "trophy" customer. Not only are they assured of making $1-1.5K...
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  lopaw
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  6 years ago
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  Need advice on dating (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie and stripper hotties?

  Since a lot of you can use some advice and info on what's really in a hottie's mind, ask away. I'm not even charging! Serious only, I'm not engaging the trolls....
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  twentyfive
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  6 years ago
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  Nicespice is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever

  ...and any unhinged, psycho, whack job bitch that threatens to harm her should be band from TUSCL (and the internet in general) for life. I mean, come on, who would want to harm nicespice -...
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  twentyfive
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  6 years ago
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  OT: Can you become a lawyer...

  ...with a criminal record (e.g. B&E, solicitation, possession, etc.)?? Asking for a friend. ...
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  NinaBambina
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  6 years ago
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  Come on, people - enough with the trolling - this is a serious site, for serious

  ...like cumming in your pants. ...
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  JuiceBox69
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  6 years ago
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  Best nicepsice troll persona?

  Who is the bestest and why? Family-Man? Phatboy99? FatherofNIcole? Poosche? Daddy_Tricks? Lil-Baller-100? EchoPizza?...
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  flagooner
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  6 years ago
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  Who is hotter - Nichole1994 or her naughty twin, Pooshe1994?

  I guess the family doesn't talk much about Pooshe, apparently she is the "black sheep" (goat?) of the tribe....
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  Cashman1234
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  6 years ago
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  My (real, not P4P) GF is a twin!

  I recently found out (purely by chance) that the model-quality hottie I’m dating (FWB, not P4P) is a twin. From what I’ve gathered they’re identical twins and virtually impossible to tell apart. She...
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  two_bits
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  6 years ago
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  Classy sexy vs. slutty

  The tall, slim, model-quality hotties I see OTC (FWB, not P4P) dress sexy all of the time - if they're classy sexy I'm cool with it, if it's just high volume addict streetwalker slutty,...
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  Icey
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  6 years ago
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  Why do some many on here settle?

  Unlike say, Subraman, I never settle for the 7.5 "with a great personality," but it seems like most guys here readily do. Other than the fact that you're not me, why do so many...
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  two_bits
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  6 years ago
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  Good Lord, Juice - 50-60 yo fatties? Ughh!

  Was skimming the discussions (most of which were garbage) I missed while on my Kokomo vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF and happened on Juice's post about fucking 50-60 yo fatties. Of course,...
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  shailynn
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  6 years ago
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  Nicole - someone defaced your avatar

  @Nicole1994 - Some asshole scribbled red graffiti all over your avatar picture. When I find out which one of the reprobates on here did it, I will kick their ass. In the meantime, please...
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  mcorle1
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  6 years ago
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  Q: What's an easy and cheap way to look 10-15 years younger?

  A: Hang out with flagooner. ...
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  nicespice
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  6 years ago
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  On vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF

  Since it's the last chance to wear white this season, starting today I will be taking a well-earned vacay over an extended Labor Day weekend. Everyone knows that when I take a vacation...
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  Lil_Baller100
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  6 years ago
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  When I go to the strip club, everyone calls me "Sir"

  Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used...
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  lopaw
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  6 years ago
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  Six words: Who am I?

  Let's play. variety big booty small black clubs Who am I?...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  6 years ago
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  OT: Ohio murder suspect cracked jokes while killing boyfriend, claimed witness

  After fatally shooting her cheating boyfriend in the face, Shayna Hubers joked he should be grateful for finally getting “the nose job he always wanted.” Hubers, 27, claimed she shot Ryan Poston six times in...
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  Longball300
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  6 years ago
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  If Nicole1994 is legit, does this mean she and DC9428 are really married?

  I feel bad now about not getting them a gift. ...
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  nicespice
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  6 years ago
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  Time to send TrollWarnBot to the scrap heap

  No big surprise that Nicole1994 was able to Keyser Söze the resident "geniuses" on TUSCL, but TrollWarnBot is supposed to be this ultra-sophisticated AI, and he didn't have a clue, either. Hopefully he'll do...
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  san_jose_guy
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  6 years ago
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  Question for the regular posters who are on here 24/7 - do you have jobs?

  I can understand the guys that are bored and have unlimited time on their hands, like shadowcat (retired) or flagooner (invalid), but what about the rest of you? Are you all unemployed guys in your...
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  two_bits
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  6 years ago
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  @TrollWarnBot - How about you start doing your job around here?

  It appears your algorithms need a tune-up. This place has been overrun with trolls for weeks, and you're just getting around to identifying @Daddy_Tricks? Plus you completely missed @Juicebox69 posting as @Trish_Club_Lust. Just goes to show you,...
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  two_bits
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  6 years ago
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  Thank you Nina...

  ...for exposing the sausage-fingered fraud among us. It's disgraceful that someone would impugn the integrity of the board like this. Who knows how long this travesty would have gone on if it...
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  two_bits
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  6 years ago
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  OT: DUI suspect allegedly tells police she shouldn't be arrested because she's a

  Seems like a reasonable defense to me. Plus her mug shot is hot! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dui-suspect-allegedly-tells-police-shouldnt-arrested-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-005705323.html ...
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  flagooner
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  6 years ago
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  OT: Mission Impossible - Fallout

  Saw the flic this weekend, and it is fantastic, a must see. With all the crazy stunts he does, it's hard to believe that Tom Cruise is in his mid-fifties. He's in...
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  twentyfive
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  6 years ago
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  If I started a new discussion every time I dropped $2K in the club...

  ...I would probably get banned by Founder for spamming the board, lol. But seriously, on the (rare) evenings I'm not dating (FWB, not P4P) gorgeous, model-quality young civilian hotties, and I go to...
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  JuiceBox69
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  6 years ago
  TJ Mongers
  No need to go to TJ...

  ...when you're dating (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties like I am, but it sounds like a good deal for the rest of the losers here... ...especially if your extras budget is a whopping...
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  Call.Me.Ishmael
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  6 years ago
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  I hate my new fav's stage name - should I demand she change it?

  I have a new fav that scores high marks on looks and personality, but she chose a low-rent ghetto sounding stage name, and that doesn't fit with my image in the club. I'm...
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  flagooner
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  6 years ago
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  What the hell happened to this place - it's gotten so you can't swing a dead sha

  Title says it all...
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  NJBalla