Posts by two_bits

I usually don't pay much attention to stripper gossip, but recently I learned that in my regular clubs the dancers refer to me as a "trophy" customer. Not only are they assured of making $1-1.5K off me when I visit, but…

Since a lot of you can use some advice and info on what's really in a hottie's mind, ask away. I'm not even charging! Serious only, I'm not engaging the trolls.

...and any unhinged, psycho, whack job bitch that threatens to harm her should be band from TUSCL (and the internet in general) for life. I mean, come on, who would want to harm nicespice - she's so...nice.

...with a criminal record (e.g. B&E, solicitation, possession, etc.)?? Asking for a friend.

...like cumming in your pants.

Who is the bestest and why? Family-Man? Phatboy99? FatherofNIcole? Poosche? Daddy_Tricks? Lil-Baller-100? EchoPizza?

I guess the family doesn't talk much about Pooshe, apparently she is the "black sheep" (goat?) of the tribe.

I recently found out (purely by chance) that the model-quality hottie I’m dating (FWB, not P4P) is a twin. From what I’ve gathered they’re identical twins and virtually impossible to tell apart. She doesn’t talk about it much, apparently…

The tall, slim, model-quality hotties I see OTC (FWB, not P4P) dress sexy all of the time - if they're classy sexy I'm cool with it, if it's just high volume addict streetwalker slutty, then she wouldn't be with me.…

Unlike say, Subraman, I never settle for the 7.5 "with a great personality," but it seems like most guys here readily do. Other than the fact that you're not me, why do so many of you settle for less than…

Was skimming the discussions (most of which were garbage) I missed while on my Kokomo vacation with my (real, not P4P) GF and happened on Juice's post about fucking 50-60 yo fatties. Of course, that was long suspected here, but…

@Nicole1994 - Some asshole scribbled red graffiti all over your avatar picture. When I find out which one of the reprobates on here did it, I will kick their ass. In the meantime, please repost the original picture, thanks.