My (real, not P4P) GF is a twin!
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If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Anyone else here have any experience with twins? Probably not.
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This whole thread is freaking hilarious! Both trolls knocked it out of the park. (And also if it’s too insensitive, I’ll offer stuff about my personal life so that I can be made fun of instead.)
I don't think Countryman is a troll, just a little repetitive.
I once went to a strip club with my wife and we saw a pair of twins strip called the 'Porcelain Dolls'. The club had a stage with two poles and they did identical but also sometimes mirror image moves. It was one of the coolest stage shows I've ever seen.
Not only is my (FWB, not P4P) girl tall, slim and gorgeous, she a stylish and graceful young lady who wows everyone when she accompanies me to the finest restaurants and hotels in town (where I am very well know, BTW).
Last time we tangled on here I spanked you so hard you went crying back to the pink site like the little bitch boy you are.
If you can't take the heat here, why don't you crawl back to SW - oh, that's right, they think you're a douchebag over there, too.
Upstanding, huh? Guess you think you're being cute with that crack. Listen up, I may be missing 3 vertebrae, but (back brace or no back brace) I still have more than enough spine to take care of a punk-ass bitch boy like you.
Any time, any where, punk (if you can stop cheating on your wife long enough).