Posts by Musterd21

My wife is a good Christian person. I will never know what she saw in me. Several times a year her pastor wants to meet me for breakfast. We usually go early as I start my day at 5AM. The…

Any ladies want to come over and have soup and beer?

While I like going to a club and not coming out smelling like I have been in a smoke house I do like lighting a ladies cigarette for her. My grandma taught me how to hold the match till all…

1. For the money. 2. For the show. 3. To get ready. And 4 to go......pee!

And they said it was because they were drunk........Would you forgive them???

I bought a girl 4 rum and cokes and she told me how she had never been drunk. Come to find out her definition of being drunk is when you throw up. lol. She said she had never drank till…

I love to buy a woman a drink and I love looking into drunk girl eyes! I was in a casino last Saturday night and there was this lady that had to much to drink. I guess I paid a little…

Any one had a Bill / Monica cigar?

I hate going to a club and getting glitter on me!

I was going into Walmart one evening when I saw this chick peeing in the parking lot. She looked at me and I asked her why she didn’t go in and use the bathroom in the store. She said she…

I was 21 and my wife was 20. I had her out drinking and she was drunk and everything was closed except for the Carousel Club. We stopped in and ordered two beers. I did not drink mine because she…