My wife is a good Christian person. I will never know what she saw in me. Several times a year her pastor wants to meet me for breakfast. We usually go early as I start my day at 5AM. The other day we met for breakfast rather early at Dennie’s and in came this woman that makes her living in prostitution. She is well known in our community. She looked like she had been out all night drinking. She spoke to the pastor and the pastor greeted her back and told her he had prayed for her last night for 30 minutes. She responded, “Well why didn’t you just call me? I could have been there in 10 minutes.”
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last commentLol! This woman has got a sense of humor
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LOL - that was a good one
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I think she was still drunk.
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Good story bro
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Shouldn't be talking to preachers, ever.
SJG
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You are totally worthless and bring nothing of value to this board, Sjg youcant even take a joke. For real go hang yourself faggot.
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