My First Strip Club

Tossing a lit cigarette on stage is an easy way to get bounced. If there’s a dancer on that stage - it’s an easy way to get your ass kicked and bounced!

It’s good you talked her out of doing anything stupid.

I told her she would get me beat up. She was one of those little women 5’1’’ 95 lbs that could drink a lot and act sober but at a point would get out of control and want to fight or cause trouble.

I sure hope for your sake she still weighs 95lbs

My wife and I were drunk at a strip club once. She went to the bathroom and I went to a stage to tip a hottie we had both been watching. When she came back she couldn't find me and assumed I had disappeared with a stripper for dances. So when I got back to our table she was pissed. And in the process of explaining myself as we were arguing, her hair caught on fire from a table candle. I put it out and needless to say it was time for us to go home. We made up on the drive home and now my wife doesn't want to go to strip clubs anymore.

SHA she does but we are no longer married.

SIR I could see that could heat things up. LOL

Putting an LOL after a stupid pun doesn't make it funny, just as writing "No Homo" after a post doesn't make it any less gay.

That may be the most boring first-strip-club experience story I have ever read. I still managed to fap to it, but I'll expect more interesting fare in the future. No homo.

Hey just about any young babe who is 5’1” 95lbs should at least be a 6, as long as she’s not on crack.

agree.
lol.
no homo.

Yeah there’s a reason strippers avoid female customers generally. :/

I feel like it’s one of those jobs more people should do at least for a couple of shifts. Just like retail or food service.