I was 21 and my wife was 20. I had her out drinking and she was drunk and everything was closed except for the Carousel Club. We stopped in and ordered two beers. I did not drink mine because she was so drunk. She drank her’s and started no mine. She was really to drunk to be out in public. I think that was the drunkest she ever got in public. LOL She then decided to toss her lit cigarette up on stage. I managed to stop her and never took her again to a SC.
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Tossing a lit cigarette on stage is an easy way to get bounced. If there’s a dancer on that stage - it’s an easy way to get your ass kicked and bounced!
It’s good you talked her out of doing anything stupid.
I told her she would get me beat up. She was one of those little women 5’1’’ 95 lbs that could drink a lot and act sober but at a point would get out of control and want to fight or cause trouble.
I sure hope for your sake she still weighs 95lbs
SHA she does but we are no longer married.
SIR I could see that could heat things up. LOL
Putting an LOL after a stupid pun doesn't make it funny, just as writing "No Homo" after a post doesn't make it any less gay.
That may be the most boring first-strip-club experience story I have ever read. I still managed to fap to it, but I'll expect more interesting fare in the future. No homo.
Hey just about any young babe who is 5’1” 95lbs should at least be a 6, as long as she’s not on crack.
agree. lol. no homo.
Yeah there’s a reason strippers avoid female customers generally. :/
I feel like it’s one of those jobs more people should do at least for a couple of shifts. Just like retail or food service.
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