Comments by NoahWhey

  • review comment
    3 years ago
    NoahWhey
    Florida
    Sunday Evening at Sins
    The difference between $25 and $45 really depends on the dancer and how crowded the club is. I've enjoyed $25 dances that have offered everything I could want and more - I only ever do $45 under the following conditions: 1)it's a dancer I know and like, and 2)VIP is super crowded.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Hellooo Nurse
    From Bali to Cali
    Misty Eyed
    Your comment about the topless bartender had me laughing out loud.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    NoahWhey
    Florida
    What a difference a few days makes!
    Don't think it was just her. I asked the girl at the door about "social distancing" and she said "Not anymore."
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Wackos JAX
    Gold club has posted some things that make it look like they might be open as well. No idea what that situation might be.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Fuck yeah!
    Finding a $20 in the laundry (Fuck yeah).
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Stage Names
    Recently met a dancer named Cocoa. I told her that I'd come in next time and order a Cocoa with whipped cream to go.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    She thought I looked mean
    I've never been told by a dancer that I looked mean, but a few have told me I look like a cop.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Beware the Ides of March
    I dunno about you guys, but I could murder a Caesar salad right about now.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?
    Well, if she's in the elevator with a PL, someone's getting the shaft.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    Pussy Procurement Policies
    My policy is never to do anything Tim Conway wouldn't do. https://youtu.be/zVYgG3c-ZHU
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    How much would Kraft tip for a handsy?
    “Ooh, mister! Your balls look deflated!” yes, it’s old, but I couldn’t help it.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    BoringLoser
    ^ You are an ass hole
    But that breath tho
    ::Reads thread, goes to brush teeth and gargle Listerine for half an hour.::