Comments by NoahWhey

The difference between $25 and $45 really depends on the dancer and how crowded the club is. I've enjoyed $25 dances that have offered everything I could want and more - I only ever do $45 under the following conditions: 1)it's a dancer I know and like, and 2)VIP is super crowded.

Your comment about the topless bartender had me laughing out loud.

Don't think it was just her. I asked the girl at the door about "social distancing" and she said "Not anymore."

Gold club has posted some things that make it look like they might be open as well. No idea what that situation might be.

Finding a $20 in the laundry (Fuck yeah).

Recently met a dancer named Cocoa. I told her that I'd come in next time and order a Cocoa with whipped cream to go.

I've never been told by a dancer that I looked mean, but a few have told me I look like a cop.

I dunno about you guys, but I could murder a Caesar salad right about now.

Well, if she's in the elevator with a PL, someone's getting the shaft.

My policy is never to do anything Tim Conway wouldn't do. https://youtu.be/zVYgG3c-ZHU

“Ooh, mister! Your balls look deflated!” yes, it’s old, but I couldn’t help it.

::Reads thread, goes to brush teeth and gargle Listerine for half an hour.::