Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

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Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?
A. It is wrong on so many levels.
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last commentSeems like an up or down proposition;)
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If the stripper is being paid, would she be in a pro-position? ;)
Only if she is willing to go down first to get you up.
That sounds like some ups and downs
Will she go down on you?
Well, if she's in the elevator with a PL, someone's getting the shaft.