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Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.

Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

A. It is wrong on so many levels.

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twentyfive

Seems like an up or down proposition;)

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Clubber

25,

If the stripper is being paid, would she be in a pro-position? ;)

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Longball300

Only if she is willing to go down first to get you up.

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MackTruck

That sounds like some ups and downs

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shadowcat

Will she go down on you?

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NoahWhey

Well, if she's in the elevator with a PL, someone's getting the shaft.

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