Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?

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Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?
A. It is wrong on so many levels.
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last commentSeems like an up or down proposition;)
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If the stripper is being paid, would she be in a pro-position? ;)
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Only if she is willing to go down first to get you up.
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That sounds like some ups and downs
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Will she go down on you?
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Well, if she's in the elevator with a PL, someone's getting the shaft.
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