WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why shouldn't you have sex with a stripper on an elevator?
A. It is wrong on so many levels.


Seems like an up or down proposition;)