ebonyplayboy
Ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off!
Comments by ebonyplayboy
review comment
3 years ago
EastCoastDude
Virginia
I'm sold, thanks for the review.
review comment
5 years ago
ebonyplayboy
Ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off!
No doubt, charge it to the game.
discussion comment
6 years ago
L-Kira
God of the New World
It's hard out here for a Pimp.
discussion comment
6 years ago
TrentonPhantom
Recently moved to Trenton, NJ
Not all white women suck dick or as many of you have said she is probably trash in bed.
discussion comment
6 years ago
NJBalla
New York
Only overseas where it's legal or the authorities don't give a shit. Thailand, S. Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam, Australia and Germany are well worth their weight in gold.
discussion comment
6 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
George Carlin
discussion comment
6 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
George Carlin was brilliant in his observational humor. He would say things that most of us would immediately relate to, and think "Yes, of course!". The way George could twist his ideas into cognitive, reasonable ramblings was pure genius.
discussion comment
6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
You, that's crazy, I once saw a dude throw a bar stool through a window right before the bouncer threw his ass out for not paying his bill. He got arrested as well but this hatchet story is crazy.
discussion comment
6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Bahahaha! I work with a guy from WV, I have to tell him these.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Musterd21
Indiana
Valentine's day gift, you know like the one from the Hub for premium movies this week.
Who pays for porn anyway? You must be a serious consumer if you are paying for porn. The free shit gives you everything you need. The beginning and the end. Fuck all the other shit in the middle.
discussion comment
6 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
R.I.P. George
discussion comment
6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
She is a nice hard 8, I look forward to her doing the BLACKED series.
discussion comment
6 years ago
daddyfatsack
Michigan
@Daddyfatsack, I look forward to your review. I've never been to a Detroit strip club. I do know 2 dancers who came over to Korea while I was stationed there as feature dancers. They had they Phattest asses, I had seen in a while. I think I still have the flyer. I will load it in my photos section.
discussion comment
6 years ago
mark94
Arizona
As a government employee I can't agree with you. I've been through several shutdowns over the years and they've never had a positive effect on any of us. Federal employees should not be political pawns.
Government shutdowns need to be off the table completely when Congress and the President can't agree on something.
Democratic Sen. Mark Warner introduced legislation earlier this month instituting an automatic continuing resolution. The bill is titled the Stop Shutdowns Transferring Unnecessary Pain and Inflicting Damage In The Coming Years Act, or simply Stop STUPIDITY.
They should cut their pay off until they figure the shit out.
discussion comment
6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Those were pretty good.
I shall continue what jackslash started.
Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper? A: About 1 week.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin? A: Aspirin works.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
discussion comment
6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
I remember my first LDK over 20 years ago at Headlights Gentleman's Club Portsmouth VA. She rubbed me fucking raw I was sore for days, the pain from encounter has branded that moment in my mind.
I must say that it made me more proficient at receiving LDKs the proper way. Hurt dick free for over 20 years now.
discussion comment
6 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
Nope, you gotta cum from penetration or at least a hand job. I myself only finger fucked a girl on the airplane she did cum so I guess she's in. I'm still waiting.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
The first club I went to was the Pussycat Lounge in NYC. I was only 15 years old. The 80's were a strange time in NYC. All you needed to do was dress the part. It helped that I was a pretty big teen with facial hair.
I remember the guy at the door looking me and my friends over. We were just three kids from Brooklyn with about $100 between us all.
The place had peep shows, live shows and magazines. It was definitely a learning experience. I look back at it now and I must say we were all pretty fortunate to not get into any trouble that night.
I went to a few other place during my teen years then Giuliani began to closed down a lot of the spots in the 90s.
discussion comment
6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Sounds a little insecure to me. A woman who wants to buy me stuff is alright by me. I surely have spent my fair share on things for women. So it's always nice when a woman reciprocates. Makes me appreciate her just that much more.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Muddy
USA
I have a different story, I for one really don't like Trump.
But he got me laid!
I met this beautiful 23 year old snowbunny last year while clubbing down in Va Beach. OMG, 5'5" 120 with a bubble ass that brought tears to my eyes.
I saw her standing at the bar alone trying to order a drink. I got the bartenders attention and she ordered. She thanked me and we began talk. Our conversation started off slow and I honestly thought she was losing interest. Then it got political, she was a die hard Trump supporter and being retired military (which came up in our conversation) She wanted to know how I felt about Trump.
I wasn't argumentative with her while we went back and forth about Trump. She actually had some valid political points which made it easier for me to seem convincingly supportive, plus I was horny as fuck, the idea of a one night stand was extremely intoxicating. I told her that I didn't vote for him but after hearing her points of view I would jump ship in 2020. Who says women don't have egos!
We went back to my hotel room and she fucked me like I was an old boyfriend she wanted to rekindle with after finding out he had won the lottery.
We did some really freaky shit that night. You know when a woman looks back at you and says your fucking name that you are hitting that spot. Hell we just met and she is calling my name. My dick game got stronger.
Muddy9 all I can say to you my man is that in the end we do not know these politicians personally so try not to take it personal when you meet a young woman who may not be on the same page as you politically. Who knows you may meet a freak from the opposite side of the aisle.
I damn sure did!
discussion comment
6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Scores:
Orlando Apollos 40, Atlanta Legends 6
San Antonio Commanders 15, San Diego Fleet 6.
Didn't watch the games but I did catch the highlights. Not bad.
discussion comment
6 years ago
nicespice
@Nicespice
Do video games cause antisocial behavior.
Just look Japan for instance. Nearly a third of Japanese people are entering their 30s without any sexual experience, according to research.
The country is facing a steep population decline as a growing number of youngsters abstain from sex and avoid romantic relationships.
Is this due to their strong obsession with video games.
Could this same thing happen to our millennials?
discussion comment
6 years ago
nicespice
@HadesHiding go to a really shitty club.