Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?
A. "Your money's on the table."
Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL?
A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Q. Where should you celebrate Valentine's Day with your ATF?
A. A truck stop restroom.
Q. How will a stripper respond when you give her a Valentine?
A. "Get lost, stalker."
Q. What was my ATF's Valentine's Day message to me?
A. "I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack."
Q. Why is Valentine's Day special for strippers?
A. Because they put the VD in Valentine's Day.
