Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?
A. "Your money's on the table."
Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL?
A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Q. Where should you celebrate Valentine's Day with your ATF?
A. A truck stop restroom.
Q. How will a stripper respond when you give her a Valentine?
A. "Get lost, stalker."
Q. What was my ATF's Valentine's Day message to me?
A. "I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack."
Q. Why is Valentine's Day special for strippers?
A. Because they put the VD in Valentine's Day.
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Lol! Great jokes to celebrate this useless holiday!
Those are some of your best. Keep 'em coming !
Lol..."get lost stalker"
Classic
"A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day"
My favorite.
Those were pretty good.
I shall continue what jackslash started.
Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper? A: About 1 week.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin? A: Aspirin works.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: Why do strippers make bad bankrobbers?
A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Ok you convinced me, I’m gonna go see her tonight
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