What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?
A. "Your money's on the table."
Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL?
A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Q. Where should you celebrate Valentine's Day with your ATF?
A. A truck stop restroom.
Q. How will a stripper respond when you give her a Valentine?
A. "Get lost, stalker."
Q. What was my ATF's Valentine's Day message to me?
A. "I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack."
Q. Why is Valentine's Day special for strippers?
A. Because they put the VD in Valentine's Day.
A. "Your money's on the table."
Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL?
A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.
Q. Where should you celebrate Valentine's Day with your ATF?
A. A truck stop restroom.
Q. How will a stripper respond when you give her a Valentine?
A. "Get lost, stalker."
Q. What was my ATF's Valentine's Day message to me?
A. "I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack."
Q. Why is Valentine's Day special for strippers?
A. Because they put the VD in Valentine's Day.
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My favorite.
I shall continue what jackslash started.
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