Reviews by Muddy

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It...

TL;DR: SKIP IT Virginia Beach, VA. This club is right by Fort Little Creek/Story aka where the east coast SEALs are. This spot certainly ain't the Navy Seals of strip clubs. The parking lot had...

Norfolk, VA. Saturday night. 3rd Headlight club. This was was probably had more of a hip hoppy make it rain type vibe then the other two headlights and probably for the entire metro overall....

Virginia Beach, VA. Closest club to the beach. Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was pretty pack but I found a spot looping around the back. Area seems fine. Walk in, they had a...

Chesapeake, VA. Chesapeake is where David Wright grew up and that dude is the man. Saturday night. Pretty full parking lot. Walk in, black guy and white guy in vests. ID check, clear the...

Portsmouth, VA. Saturday night just came from a Norfolk Tides game. 3 Headlights club around here and even 1 up in Newport News. Parking lot fair amount of cars, walk in to metal detector...

Portsmouth, VA. I'm calling all these stops Virginia Beach stops because this area needs ONE name. Portsmouth, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, Chesapeake, Virginia Beach, Figure it the fuck out already. It's all Virginia beach...

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, parked right next door. Walk in to lady at the front desk. Cover is $10. Walk further to the left, stage, seating, bar. No alchol...

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. State street, busy commercial strip. Parking lot is easy to miss it's on a road next to the club and the parking is all behind the strip club....

Salt Lake City, UT. Friday after midnight. This is the late night open till 5 spot. Industrial area. Plenty of parking in rear. Walk in, big line of mexican dudes. Which btw after this...

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. Close to downtown. Area seemed OK SLC really ain't that ghetto. Although no city in America has more cones on the fucking street. Every single street. Pick your...

West Haven, UT. Friday night. First stop for a Utah run. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in guy at the register say $5 and checks id. Gives you a wristband. Doesn't allow...

Magna, UT. Just west of SLC. Friday night, primetime. No strippers. Plenty of parking, parking lot, safe area. Walk in, black guy flags me down and asks to scan my ID. That's it no...

Salt Lake City, UT. Saturday night. On state street, real busy road. Don't go too fast you'll miss the parking lot like I did. I went around and even missed it again so I...

Garden City, ID. Friday night after midnight. No reviews in 6 years so lets put this one on the board. Plenty of parking, just parked in a lot next door, right next to an...

Boise, ID. Friday night. Just came from Spearmint Rhino a couple blocks over. Seems like a decent area to me. Parking lot, found one spot if not, this downtown area of Boise, there's ton...

Boise, ID. Downtown. The high flying club in town. Friday night just came from Torch 2. I found a spot right on the street just next door down. Seems like an alright area to...

Boise, ID. Friday night. Area is all good. Parking in the front, I got a spot but it will fill up if so there is plenty of spots on the street somewhere. Looks like...

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Out in the Poconos. Just came from Grandview. Parking lot is one strip parallel to the street, found a spot on the end. Club is just a big house/lodge...

White Haven, PA. Saturday night. Very wooded area. Pullup, you can hear the Lehigh river right there next to this club. Alright if Grandview and 7th Heaven were more a mature crowd then this...

Gouldsboro, PA. Saturday night. Start of a strip club run in the Pocono mountains. Drive up, plenty of parking in the lot. No id check, no nothing. Walk in I stopped at the bar/window...

TL;DR: It's sucks don't go Sugarloaf, PA. Saturday night after midnight. We are way out in the fucking boonies with this one. Small little town downtown you will pass and then will come up on...

Tacoma, WA. Sunday early evening around 6. Area seems fine right by Joint Base Lewis-McChord. Plenty of parking walk in, nobody at the front. I walk to the bar in the back. I got...

Seattle, WA. Sunday late afternoon. Warehouse sort of district south of downtown. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in to a girl. Tells me $11 cover and I have to check my hat....