tuscl

Reviews

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published 2 yrs ago
Diamonds are not always forever. The only hot girl not being available is though
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Syracuse, NY. Saturday night. This club is right by the airport. Seemed like a safe area, little more quiet the downtown clubs. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. Bathrooms on right when…

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published 2 yrs ago
The word Alpine comes from the Alps and describing places that are like it.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Syracuse, NY. First stop on a Syracuse run. Alpine is right near downtown and a block from St Joesphs hospital a massive hospital complex. So any 2amers, you get shot, stabbed what have you, you…

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published 2 yrs ago
I got one ticket to paradise. Pay for your own fucking ticket!
reviewed by
Muddy

8.0

Syracuse, NY. Saturday night. This club is not in the hood, it seems like a good area. I pulled up and there were all these touring buses, it looked like next door there was a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Jim Boeheim's preferred strip club
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Syracuse, NY. Saturday night. Found parking on the street. Doesn't seem like the best area but also not too bad. Not far from the Destiny Mall. Walk in to a good looking door girl. Cover…

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published 2 yrs ago
Even Bugs Bunny walked out
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Syracuse, NY. Saturday night after midnight. Just came from down the road at Lookers. Only street parking here. Area is eh, probably not the worst but probably not the best either. Walk in to a…

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published 2 yrs ago
A daring lady, an oar and a loose butthole and bam there's your club name
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Binghamton, NY. Friday night. On way to Syracuse. Around like 8ish. Seems like an alright area to me. Plenty of parking, club is on a strip mall. Walk in, to the bar, a guy comes…

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published 2 yrs ago
Vision Quest
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Clifton Park, NY. Right by Saratoga Raceway with all the horse racing stuff. I'm told around summer time is big for this club. Just either way came from Nite Moves, after midnight here still good…

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published 2 yrs ago
Get a lap dance and listen to Bob Segar
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Latham, NY. Friday night, just came from Shenanigans. Plenty of parking. I gotta admit place looks pretty dinky from the outside but inside is much better. Walk in, guy at the front sitting behing the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Red Envelopes can happen when strippers decide to send you tampons in the mail
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Albany, NY. Friday night. Central ave seems like a decent area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Got here around 930pm and I was the only customer and dancers just started filing out. So getting…

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published 2 yrs ago
Could we cut the shenanigans of no door on the shitter stall?
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in, bathroom…

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published 2 yrs ago
THEY GOT A FISHTANK, GET IN HERE NOW! SO YOU TOO GET A CHANCE TO FEED THE FISH!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bad to the Bone
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Smyrna, DE. Delaware. Home of George Thoroughgood. I wanted to dedicate this visit as a nod to him so I came in on a motorcycle, sunglasses, bandana, leather jacket, cowboy boots, I'm just a straight…